:lmao:

Need food

Why is Christmas so far away?

Its 8 School days/Working days left so its not far!

2 weeks today.

Is it May yet??? :shock:

Nope, Wait for christmas to pass first

It's still not Christmas...it's still not May...time is standing still!!! :shock:

Alright...then it's ALL WRONG...where do I complain???

and then, when it's Christmas, I'll want it to be after Christmas ...

The big time keeper in the sky

Alright...this is how it should work...I propose...

TOMORROW is 12/23/06 (just in case some didn't buy yet all Christmas presents)

3 days after that...5/1/07 - in case people still have to make final arrangements...

How's that??? :mrgreen:

Err that'll be 23/12/06 and 1/5/07 ... uk forum, uk date format please :))

Hey...if you can make THAT happen...

I will even decorate 23/12/06 and 1/5/07 with rhinestones...

hiding upstairs... yeah.. with a pregnant girlfriend... sometimes things can go wrong hahah.. no kidding..

just borred.

This is getting out of hand

The Falco album "Nachtflug" is an jewel of my music collection :up: :yep:

Friday Hurry UP!!!!!!!!

There ain;'t nothing in the world
like a big eyed girl
to make me act so funny
and make me spend my money

These Smarties are MEGA!

solitary....

Hooray!!

I'm free!!!!!!

I don't think it's a lactose intolerance, there wasn't really anything that showed up at all, but those two had a slight reaction and I'm hoping it might be the miracle cure... I'm working on the assumption that I've overloaded my system on them, and it's having a paddy, throwing it's toys out of the pram, and generally making it's feelings known by irritating my skin - plan is I go for an exclusion diet for a month and hope things improve enough for me a) to know that was definitely what was causing the problem, and b) to be able to start re-introducing things without any problems - keep your fingers crossed!

Oh, and Andy, I believe you owe me a fiver... No vodka or chocolate on the list :mrgreen:

did i mention, thats the coolest looking tractor ever made the blue leyland 482 with explorer cab, lol

And it looks JUST like you...

i look alot cooler than i did at rah, i dont suit short short hair

My thirteen year old surprised me yesterday. She wanted to listen to some of my music. She chose Meat Loaf. She has decided she is now a Meat Loaf fan and has joined this site. :yikes:

Translation please...are you growing you hair???

uh oh...now you HAVE TO behave...

With this post you hit 666 posts...devil spawn...

I ALWAYS behave :yep:

She didn't like until she watched Pelts. :roll:

Tell her to find her own forum...

Two days of total fire bans all over our state, and smoke covering most of it from the bushfires. The moment the ban's lifted, the next door neighbour lights up an incinerator!

The wheel's turning, but the hamster's well and truly dead!

You think?

I only have one day off for christmas, it really is'nt fair

3 years? :shock:

Is that Nohas ark floating past:?

We're making 10% of you redundant in January ... Happy Christmas :evil:

LovelyEx has been dumped and needs a shoulder to cry on.

*puts on best pulling shirt*

Chris I truely don't know anyone with as many women on the go....!

My mate used to always dump his current girl just before xmas so he wouldn't have to buy them a prezzie.
Although the tables turned last year when his girlfriend got off with another girl on a christmas party. :twisted:

Surely a gentleman would never entertain dong that to a lady

You are right he is not a gentleman, unfortunatly he thinks himself as being a bit of a lady's man so i have to admit to giggling a bit when that happened to him.

....tired....

I don't have many women on the go!

I am dating MrsChris and providing a sympathetic ear for LovelyEx - not a prayer of anthing happening tho. I learnt my lesson, once bitten, twice shy and all that malarky!

Can somebody PLEASE help me off this roller coaster????

Aging Bat - that is disgusting!

I'm appalled you would spread sucha thing!
*copies and pastes to address book*

Who are you calling aging bat???

*Frantically searches for the right post of Ageing Bat*

:twisted: You're forgetting Andy that most women love a "bad boy".

Logically this means that the worse the behaviour ( :down: ), the more attractive you are to the female of the species ( :up: )

To put it in it's scientific formula.......

:down: X % = :up: = :up: (squared) = :drool: :faint: :heart:

Try it.

Committ genocide and you're a real babe magnet :mrgreen:

But the trick is being a bad boy and a gentleman ;-)

That doesn't always apply tho - you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar!

Got to somewhere like AmericaShire and speakwith a proper RP English accent. They end up practically falling over themselves to get to you!

Flies are attracted to :shit: too though :lmao:

Damn your intelligent use of logic!

Everyone's a winner :))

Yes, quite!

*Runs and hides*

Teatime.

Cappuccino Time

I'm so cold

Meat'll be on in a bit, that'll warm everything up!

:cheer: BRING HIM ON!!

Why do I think that mink coat would have done a better job???

The gas lift is brokened!

*looks up at desk!*

:lmao: I'm sorry, Chris, but the image I have right now is just sooooooo damn funny!

Hope you didn't hurt yourself. *chortles into own hand

I'd better not post that thought!

*goes straight to hell without passing go!*

you fixed the chair yet?

Hmmmm...veddy interesting...

300th post. :cheer:

Wondering... If I had my sons castrated, would that stop them fighting? It works for cats.

I really wish some people put a sock in it...

CHSIB

Ahhh...you must have read my thoughts...hahahahaha....

Indeed :roll:

Mmm who could you be talking about? Anyway just been on ebay and saw someone selling tickets for the same block and row for £189. That's over double the price of each ticket. I really pisses me off when people take the tickets off the genuine fans then sell them to some poor git for a huge profit. :evil:

I agree, right you are, CHSIBM.... :roll:

My face mask and splints are coming off today in about an hour and a half! :cheer: Let's hope everything's fine and I won't need them on any longer! :pray:

Cripes, I better get a move on! Have to finish orange juice, get washed and ready, wait for Dad to pick me up to take me to Newcastle before half eleven!:shock:

I got a surprise present last night! A secret santa pressie from a clinic I work at sometimes, wasn't expecting it, and it turned out to be a bottle of port - very nice!

£10 ... that's 1000 pence ... woo hoo parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cheers:

still more christmas shopping to do

I shall put you down for 1000 PintPot penny sweets then shall i sir? With free delivery of course.

Nah ... think it mught have to be 5 pints at Weatherspoons' £2 a pint night next week :))

or 24 cans of tennant's super strength wino larger at quick save :!:

Deb that's worth Pud infraction point you know....!

I actually hate my dog :shock:

The Christmas party is looking up :))

Anything exciting.....?!

How does your dog feel about you? :lmao:

I couldn't care less.

I got home today to find that my delightful Boxer bog had attacked the post again...and has eaten my Bat II re-issue :shock: Teeth have gone through the plastic cover, through the main covers, he;s ripped te sides off and even managed to crack the plastic that holds the CDs and smash the discs themselves.

Well that particular dog certianly isn't your best friend!

No, much prefer my adopted dog, and I'm a much better Mummy to him lol

**** me, it's massive!!

Lucy, try feeding your dog once in a while.... he may not be quite so tempted next time to eat the wrong Meat :mrgreen:


(I know, it's corny!!)

Doesn't matter how much meat I feed him - he's more interested in my Meat and not in a good way!!!!

If I may...how old is a dog???

He's about 5 or 6 but we've only had him since the summer

Too old to be doing this...argh...did you try professional training?

VERY angry dog...abused previously?

He just doesn't like things dropping through the letter box! We put a big plastic tidy box behind the door but he smashed through that too....not sure if he was abused before we got him, our last one was, this one is just wierd I think. We got him from a family who were expecting another baby and just didn't have room for him anymore - which is fair enough because he's a big dog but I imagine the money they got for a pedegree Boxer was quite appealing too....

I'm just glad my Bat III vinyl was too big for the letter box!!!

Is there such a thing as outside mailboxes in England? Might help...otherwise...dog needs professional training or something...something about dropped mail bothers him...

I hate computers!
Why does it say that a working (!) DVD doesnt work, but then, when I wanna copy it, it says it works, but then when I copy it, it doesnt work!:bicker:
I lost 4 DVDR that way now!:angry:

:twisted: Put an exploding pen or something inside the mail.

Mail it to yourself often.

Dog rips mail, sets off banger, get's shock, craps self :shit: , runs away in terror :panic: .

Soon learns not to mess with mail :idea: :wink: