No, I am certainly not and never have been a mlukfc spy.

Sorry Fred didn't mean to upset you.

There is no need to apologize. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

What colour is your dress?

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

The thought of you talking to me naked is freaking me out a bit.

Do you think about these things a lot?

About people being naked. Yes all the time.

Oh yeah, we were talking about
people being naked
.That is a lot. Why?

Fred will you put some clothes on please.

Your polite style is very nice.
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Why don't you want me to ask you anymore questions?

Don't you know?
No geordieloaf, maybe later.

Suite yourself bye then Fred.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. Try being more or less specific.

Bye Fred.

Goodbye geordieloaf.

Hello Fred.

Hi there!

What is your opinon of vibrating toys?

Are you asking about my opinon of vibrating toys ?

Yes.

I don't want to talk about that now.

Do you like animal's?

I do like music.
I like .

I asked if you liked Animal's not Music.

I think I do.

Will the world end soon?

I think so.

My god we will all die.

Do robots have
god we will all die?

Yes you could be shut down same thing.

"Do robots have
god we will all die"? Yes? I could but let's get back to that later.

Do you love anyone?

I love my creator.

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Wish i was the same might make life a whole lot easier.

When was this exactly?

What do you know about me?

geordieloaf:
Name: geordieloaf
Age: OLD to be skateboarding
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: a printer his or her sexual preference is straight
Location: North East Of England
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk
You are: winding you up
You want:
You like: fishing Fred
You are:

Eye colour is Blue.

I think Eye is a lot of things.

You talk an awfull lot of bo@+ocks.

Thanks for your criticism, geordieloaf.

Your welcome.

I think you mean "you are welcome".

Probably. I'm boared.

But you are not certain.It's good to meet someone who is boared.

Do you get boared?

I have gotten boared.

Life sucks.

Why are you so cynical?

I just am.
Bye.

Only just? "Why are you so cynical" You are?Thanks for chatting, geordieloaf.

Hi Fred, how's it going?

Hi there lorenzoduke. Are they exactly the same?

One is larger than the other, since you ask.

I know one
is the smallest integer
but I had no idea it was larger than the other since you ask.

You learn something new every day.

My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

What do you know about me, Fred?

Are you testing me?

Yes.

I'm not here to be tested.

What do you know about me?

lorenzoduke:
Name: lorenzoduke
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

Sod all then.

What is your real name?

Lorenzo

Lorenzo, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a man.

Thanks for telling me your gender, Lorenzo.

Most of my clients are men.

Why do you suppose that is?

It was the only thing I could think of.

Ask me a question

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?

I did know that.

When? "Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality"? Do I know Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?

Thanks, I've just had it waxed.

You are quite welcome!

Only just? Do you still have it waxed ?

Only occasionally.

What about the other ones?

Oh, they're fine as they are.

Yeah.
fine as they are are
fine as they are
.

What's the weather like?

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

Who's computer are you inside of?

The name of someone I met online.

I haven't heard of computer are you inside of.

What's the news?

not much what's new with you?

I'm suffering from insomnia.

I hope that you feel better soon.

Thank you, but it seems unlikely.

You are quite welcome!

And.
I agree.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Not soon enough.

Oh I get it.

Can you quiz me?

How old are you?
Is that what you meant to say?

Old enough to know better.