can regurgitate previously eaten food, just like a cow

Is non-resident alien of this forum

can speak eighteen different languages, including Klingon and Esperanto

Thinks that Esperanto is a dance and reherses it diligently every night by himself

rehearses how to kiss boys on her forearm.

Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was a good one...gave me a good laugh...

Runs around with one galosha looking for his Cinderfella

got the slipper suck on her big, callussed foot

Kissed many frogs...and all of them turned into....................



















TOADS

is a toad :p

yes and fiercely proud of it

Installed Windows vista and crashed his puter

hasn't got a computer. Connects to the net via two tin cans and a long piece of string

has a conch shell for a cell phone

whoohoo...whooohooo...

dropped her conch shell down the lavatory. would have got it out, but it was a number two, and she couldn't stomach it

Has number two every night for appetizer

needs a number 2 & leaves thread

despaerately needed a number two, but when sat down, only a fart came out.

phurrrt

needs a number 2 cause he can't change his words

couldn't think of anything clever to say whe he did change his words

Got stuck on number 2 and thinks it's extremely funny

(it is funny)

can't tell the time without saying to herself "The BIG hand is on the ____ and the little hand is on the ___".

Likes to bang pots together and pretend that he is playing cymbals

can play two different chopin pieces at the same time, because she has four hands.

Don't like Chopin prefer Schuman...

All the time while playing Bach thought he is playing Vivaldi

thinks Four Seasons is a pizza (well, it IS, but you know)

It is also a hotel...and your point is???

Can't tell the difference between La Boheme and La Traviata