:zzz: coffee please..just to wake upa bit...

:twisted: One coffee coming right up :coffee:

Morning all

I'm back at work - so can I have a cuppa tea please :coffee: before I start

Cidar PLAESE

Why do I have to work ???????????

Drinks on me tonight

What you all drinking ????? :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:


** FA skips around the bar & then puts on some music **

make mine a wittly named cocktail pertaining in some way to drums.

A "Great Banger" for Keab42 :lol:

Something melancholy and non-alcholic please! :lol:

A glass a warm milk do ya :D - maybe with some chocloate in it

Hope you feel happier soon **FA gives djfierce a hug**

aaaah! DjFierce returns next day after best night's sleep all week!
Thanks very much :-) **gives FA a very appreciative hug**

Thanks

Anyone in for New Years Eve ?????

:twisted:
Well folks, the bar is fully stocked, the buffets laid out, and the band will be arriving soon (Meat and the NLE, hey it's new years, anything is possible :wink: ).

Have fun :mrgreen:

John will have to watch out on his drums or I will be banging with him :sneaky:


The bar looks great Neil

** FA whips a sausage roll & heads out for a while **

See ya later :wave:

** FA seems to be alone - so heads for the Bud - Grub & drumkit **

i'll join you FA...:D ...what'll you have to drink?

Is this still on offer :D :D :D

.........dying of thirst here :wtf:

Sorry Bren & Gerry - I am a busy girl ya know

a drink for you both - I'll be in later though after work & drum practice :-P



I'll have a cuppa tea for now :coffee:

:twisted: OK boys.
All together.....................

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(variation :wink: )

:twisted:
:cheers:

OY, YOU TWO.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:twisted:

:shock: :shock:

:twisted: Much better :mrgreen:

:twisted:
:hic: :hic:

Down the hatch boys :shock:

:twisted:

:shock: :shock:
Same again please barman.


:hic: Gimme 1 minute.

Can girls join in this drinking session


**FA gets a pint & starts anyway **

:twisted: Sorry Sharon, not being sexist, but this is a GUYS club.Apparently we're the ones who like to :hic: :shock:

I've opened up another function room though, should any of the ladies decide to tell us what it is they want :bicker: :hic: :bicker:

Who said this is only for men? :shock:

I´m proud I´m woman.. Women may have less brain cells than men but we have more connections between them... :lol:

** FA STORMS INTO THE OTHER FUNCTION ROOM SETS UP HER DRUMS & BANGS THE HELL OUT OF THEM **


** FA RAIDS THE OTHER BAR TOO **

:twisted: It was Chris :lol: .
It's his fault :lmao:
Well he asked the questions ;) .
So now we have our designated missions for the next few mins.
And don't worry ladies, the other function room is bigger, warmer, and has more beer :D .
It doesn't take many amenieties for us to :hic: :shock: .It comes natural to us :wink:.

BTW, you may have noticed that FRED is now one of the boys :mrgreen:

That´s nice to hear.. And I want full drink service.. :hic:

:twisted: you may have full drink service of corse :mrgreen: (might loosen your tonge and we blokes might get an answer :lol: ).

But i'm afraid the staring into space :shock: is reserved for the gentelmen "today" :wink:

:twisted: Now R.'s joined the club :hic: :shock:

EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WOMEN DO NOT HAVE LESS BRAIN CELLS - BUT WE DO STILL HAVE MORE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN THEM & WE DON'T KEEP THEM IN OUR TROUSERS :nope: :sneaky:

:twisted: Now now ladies.
I know this bar was founded in Fight Club (anyone remember that? :lol: ) but I don't want it going back there :lmao:


Now, if you'll excuse me, i've got some :hic: :shock: to do.

My friend who´s studying biology in University told me this so she knows what she´s talking 'bout.. But like I said we have more connections between our brain cells... Thats´s why we can think more than one thing at time... ;)

Rob Roy for me boys... :hic:

Skeleton - sorry - I read it wrong.

I agree - we are more connected :cool: :cool: :cool:

As FM has already demonstrated - he can only think of one thing


Skeleton - what would you like to drink - my treat :cheers:

That´s OK. Vodka straight up. Thank you. ;)

"** FA gets Skeleton a Vodka straight up - hell she gets her the bottle **

Glass of Baileys please....with ice :-)!


So...what we all up to?! ^_^!

:twisted: Coming up madam.
Well the guys are :hic: :shock: ing, and the girls are :bicker: :hic: ing.
Hope that explains that :lol:

LOL clear as day! :mrgreen:

So neil, my good friend! I hope life is treating you well my love?! ^_^ Have a drink on me! :-P

:twisted: Thank thee dear :mrgreen: .
Takes a brandy :D

:twisted: I've just checked the security camera footage from the function room the blokes were in last night.

Looks like a typical night at The Bat :nuts:

:hic:Oh ma head :coffee:

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Can i be sevrved this way please :D

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Is this under new Management ;)

:twisted: No Gerry, still the same managment, but i'm glad you appear to like our new barmaid :mrgreen:
I picked her myself :drool:

*drinks alone*

Where is everyone :(!

a Birthday Drink for everybody's favourite postwhore!

Here here *raises glass* ^_^!

:wave: My round - in a gooood mood

Since you're paying i'll have a Baileys and ice please ^_^!

WOW, make mine a double then.............;) , then meet you round the back:D :D

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Tell you what......just make mines a bud ;) ;)

WHAT FOR :shock: :shock: :shock: :oops:

A Bud please


FA goes check her drum kit - not been in for a while - very busy - then goes for it

...for old times sake ;) ;) ;)

I know FA the service in here is terrible

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**BURP**........:hic: :hic:just let me lie down for a moment :cheers: :cheers:

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2 of my friends

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Ginger ale for me, please.. Even I have a holiday week...

coming up darling.. how nice to have holiday:D

Thank you..

Gerry - you up for that on here mate !!!
We may get banned lol

.........they'll need to drag us out kicking and sreeming............just the usual;) ;)

I will be the one screaming :shock:

...........hope so ;) ;)

Get me a bud first hun :cheers:

Hi FA :D nice to see you

WHo's buying then! :p

me....what'll you have? :D

I'll have a Baileys with ice please :mrgreen:!

*wonders over to the dukebox and puts some Bad Company on*

one baileys with ice coming up :D

there you are Heli....

Ahhh you're a star! :mrgreen:


So how're you hun?! :p Long time no speak!

I'm in the mood for a full english breakfast.

*settles for black coffee and dry toast*

I NEED a bud


Patient rights are a employees nightmare.

If we have not got the time slot - how can we offer it ?????????????? :shock:

Some patients suggest we work weekends to - well my reply has 2 L's in it !!!!

Begins with "B" ends with "S"


**F A gets behind the drum kit & gives it some wellie**

........is that B for BIG and S for SIZE :D ;)

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Whats happenin in this place :D :shock:

It might be for you hun - but work it is B*LL*CKS


Anyone 4 a drink :cheers:

I'll drink to that FA........and get a round on me :D

My kinda bloke - beer & a big hand !!!

......yeah and look at the fingers ;) ;) ;)

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LOOK what happened to me when your in this place......Alone (or so I thought)

HUN - I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE - BUT READ ME BLOG - STRUGGLING

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:BEER:

:( a double 4 me :(

a double for gerry - my stud - & a corner - so we can talk xxxxx

drinks & Food All Round Tonight - On Me

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Barman...

BARMAN!!!!

WTF??? WHERE TF???

It took me an hour of staggering to find this place and it's not open??

I want my money back... and a double scotch on the rocks, please. :D

does that include 2nite :??: :??: :D

coffee please

:coffee: here you go.......an a wee one 4 me :coffee:

Go on then Gerry :cheers:

Its mainly self service - just leave the money in the till ;)

Bartender please give me the largest Southern Comfort you can possibly muster, I have need of Dutch Courage and a lot of it.........:twisted: In actual fact just pass me the bottle, and the next, and the next...

.................passes the pub keys to Dottums ;) ;)