As no-one's serving I'll get them for you dottie.

See you've achieved the 6,000 so I'll get them for you.

tsk, men.

*lines all slammers up*

make that twelve! Lets have a game. You have 6, i have six, and see who can drink them all in less than ten sconds!

before that, black dog we are serving one pineapple breezer.

ready dottie?

One... two... three...

GO!!!!

Starts downing slammers and ends at eight seconds

OMG nothing to serious i hope 8O you guys kill me you know that :lmao:{i hope your ok sorry for laughing cant help it} been to a gig but still not drunk enough, :( so tia maria and coke please. :wink:

**FA wakes up - still in pain, but has to go to work - gets ready**

airhead - got trapped/damaged ilioinguinal nerve in groin - ruddy painful/agony when it kicks in. :cry:

:twisted: *Mouse staggers in from the toilet, sees cider pump, runs back to toilet with hand over mouth* 8O

Are you alright in there Mousie hun???? I'll put a cloth over the pump if you want!!! I dont want my boss being ill! :?

Oh dear a hung over Mousie *rummages in bag for packets of resolve to cure the hangover* :)

ooooh, I bet that smarts hun. Here you are a paracetemol might help it. I know what it's like to have things that kick in, i have a weak foot that really hurts sometimes.

I know how you feel mousie! Heli'll tell you, this pub has seen my vomit two or three times!

*covers up cider pump with a duster*

Want a drink of water mousie or milk? I always find milk helps it.

Ah your back Caz. Enjoy the stay in hospital? Did you get my grapes?

Right what does everyone want for tea???


By the way we're having a meal here on sunday at 6 so if someone (Eddie) could tell everyone and make sure they understand B&B, Sunday, 6pm!!!! :lol: :lol:

*Sits and waits*.

Ok, then Heli! One big meal for as many people?

I'll post on the shoutbox and the bat and belfrey.

Ok then everyone,

B & B= BED AND BREAKFAST ;)

Hey Sweetie!! How are you today?!!

Do you want anything??

Hi rob! Heli, have a sit down! I'll gaurd the bar for a while!

Do you two lovebirds want anything?

And tell everyone to buy Sharon a pressie/card!! It's her birthday dinner by the way!! :wink:

Ok then! I'll get a pressie too for her!

It's ok Eddie! I need to keep busy!! :wink:

Pint a strongbow please

sorry mouse http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck03.gif

hope you feel better soon mate

You sure hun?

*Stands on chair and rings a bell (makes a nice change from the southern comfort bottle)*

EVERYONE, OVER AT THE B AND B ON SUNDAY, 6 O CLOCK FOR A BIRTHDAY LUNCH!

THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST

I REPEAT, THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!

One Strongbow coming up!!

Here you are sweetie!!

Poor mousie...

This pub has seen it's fair share of my vomit, hasn't it heli! How could you forget!

I would rather not recall it all thanxs!!

I dont feel too strong myself!! :(

oh yeah... Sorry heli! I'd rather forget it too...

Could I have a vodka please. Just been told I can't have the holiday dates I wanted :evil: