thought that they were both restaurants

Thought those were both pubs...bought tickets, went down and couldn't find where they served beer...

Wrote the review in the paper: Those were one hell of a crappy pubs!

mis-spelled the word 'pubs' as 'pubes' and got banned.

Hey...if they ban ME...what other bezillion members of this forum will read???

Has two track mind...never can decide which track to use...

can only think about shoes

Well, it IS something to think about...I am a female after all...

Sleeps on the floor of the closet...in case terrorists attack

thinks terrorists are people from a country called Terror

thinks all englishman are slaves to the welsh

Keeps asking Welsh if they are Chinese...when Welsh get tired they say yes, they are...then he says...oh too bad...you look JUST LIKE Welsh...

pays her phone bill in pennies

Is allergic to her underwear...that's why often has no use for it...

:lmao: That's truer than you know...

Is standing in my kitchen, about to make my lunch...

You wish...on the other hand...the way I cook...you DON'T

Makes chocolate cakes out of mud

Enjoys sitting in the garden making mud pies

Loves playing in the sandbox...although doesn't get along well with other children...doesn't want to share sand

Has sand in her knickers that she can't get out

Hypnotized George Clooney into submission and had her way with him

hypnotised Mr Ed into submission and had her way with him

Is kermit

is Gonzo

Is Mr. Ed's saddle

is the kung-fu hippie from gangxta city

Is bringing full suitcase of sunflower seeds as gifts for his friends to Wembley

is bringing a suitcase full of cannabis seeds as gifts for her friends at wembley

I am sure that would be YOUR dream...

In any event...

Is bringing full suitcase of condoms for no particular reason which he will drag untouched back home...