I've seen the beaver wig, and do you really want me to call myself "long haired pussy" :wtf:

poor Marvin...
He can´t even defend himself!!
But Emma can do it for him :D

Ooohhhhh...can't wait to get you alone!!! ;)

RJ, close your eyes...

This is a family forum...my advice?

A few more lessons in English and IMMEDIATE change in title...and listen to Jonty...he is actually trying to help...

no im not, im trying to make it funnier

ah well, too tired to think of anything original

how about... your a dick!!! (no offence), could almost be a steinman song title, lol

I should probably go get a tea and get off the Malibu & Coke....

Yes it's THAT bad !

thats not like you, it must be bad

I know, Dooby...oh how well I know you...;):lol:

However...damage control is a great thing!!!

Not really...

First of all it's You're a dick...

But to make it a Steinman song you have to do something like that...

You're a dick but I love you anyway although sometimes it's not easy and sometimes it darn hard...

No offence...

:shock:

Dont forget the brackets!!

Andy, you sure you're not playing your guitar?????

didnt know he could play

that's the point Jonty lol

do you play?

Not the guitar, used to play an instrument though.

do tell?

Closely guarded secret lol

beeeeeed!!! :yawn:

Ahhh...then you must be missing a great story here...almost a legend!!!

OK...

[no offense]

or maybe like so...

{no offense}

Which one looks better on me?

Must be bagpipes...

its the recorder -- lol