:shock: :shock: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Dotties drank us dry

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Brekky's made

.........is that time for me to get up :tired:

If you want to :whistle:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Give me a drink .......... QUICK :hic:

Ahah! found it!

Ross - what's your poison?

Do you have a nice chardonny by any chance?

(I know this makes my quip about a double rather redundant)

Ross

Lol - that's ok, I'm sure I can let you off.

Enjoy

Tink stole it!!!!!!!
She stole my drink!!!!!!
NOOOO

Ross

Wtf?

<grapples with tink to get drink back>

wee bit spilt hun, here, have another...

honestly, kids today...;)

AHHHHHH

That was nice

Thanks!

Ross

No problem lol

'nother?

Just leave the bottle...

Lol

<settles beside Ross with her vodka and coke>

could be a long night

Does this place have a late licence?

Ross

Not sure, more than likely, we're always around

Well we'll try not to be too rowdy and see if we don't overstay our welcome.

What my chances of a double baileys on the Rocks?

Ross

I reckon they're good

whoo-hoo. this pub is very cheap I have to say.

What's everyone drinking? I'll get this round ^_^

who's up for tequila slammers!?! :twisted:

Lol, maybe, but it's the company that makes it

NOT AFTER LAST TIME

and btw, heath said the same thing last night and got the same responce.

Will take an apple sour shot if you're offering

LMAO... oh well, I can go with that... 5 in a row do ya? :twisted:

Go for it

Is this a private party, or can anyone join?

I could murder a double Scotch.... :D

Nice of you to get the drinks in just after I left last night.....:evil:

Remembered!

Ross

Who's buying the drinks, Heli...Right..make mine a doube then!

just an orange juice please - had too much last night :barf:

Hey Sharon, hey Ross

Apple sour and lemonade please

What's on the jukebox tonight?

I'll have a malibu and coke please hehe:hic:

A guinness would be good about now!

In fact, an Irish Clover would go down a treat.

Large wine goblet, put a shot of creme de menthe in the bottom and then fill with Guinness, after it settle,s you ahve a guinness with a greeen head on it!!

.....a cup of tea sounds much better to me....:D

I could tell a good pub joke bout a Pinta Guiness and a Priest...want to hear it anyone??

Has to be good- let us hear it!

Do tell!

Trade you for my joke about the Irish goldish! ;)

yeah tell us..come on I can't wait all night

Come on people, where are these jokes?

Your devil looks very familiar - do you know gerry


GERRY - you been playing away mate :(

as many beers as the bar will hold plz

..........well then..

Whats the difference between a Pinta Guiness and a Priest......

Nothing, but you'll have a sore a*** in the morning if you get a bad one ;) ;)

a bud plz - had a shit day - even though it should have been relaxing at the coast :lol:

i'll have 2x buds ------- ------- & 2 more please

2 beer please..

Beer please.

Something Strong......Beer, with Whiskey Chaser.....

A BUD OR 7 PLZ - U OK rOSS

Hi Sharon, Yeah i am good, you?? Hows the arm???

Another beer Sharon??

I know it's late but any chance of a double vodka???? And whatever...

It has been a strange evening... Not a bad one, just strange. Lol

Ross

Yes plz - hunk - as long as I don't have to go over a barrier for it :lmao:

Can't use me ribs or right arm now - OLD GIT !!!!!!

OK tink and cath... what will it be?

Ross

Vodka and coke for me please

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Lol, fantastic!

Thank you hun x

No one else? Cheap round

Ross, Heli, drinks for you two are waiting when you want them...

A nice bottle of your finest white please!

would that be Concorde, Old English or Buckfast Tonic :??:

Quite the variety you have here don't you?

....catering for everyone....*hic* :cheers:

I see. Is it too early to get a drink?

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...........the usual Sir??

:hic: :barf: Apparently 80% of Buckfast's worldwide sales come from Lanarkshire. Is this a deliberate dig at me??? LOL

I'll have a BUD plz - Gerry is paying - especially after the email e sent me :shock: :shock:

ONE ?? - was that you ;)

LOL, which one?/ If its the one am think bout you deserve this........

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"FA SCREAMS :lmao:"

BUT Gerry it was worth another look - so I should have another Bud too :cheers:


What u drinking ????

Southern Comfort sound good right now.

About a pint of the stuff.

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Help yourself

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.......to Heck with it!!

Is that all for youself Gerry or can I pull up a seat?

..........wait till Ross goes to sit..........and yanks it away :rambo:

Gee thanks... fine I'll get my own bottle!

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Boo Hoo;) (you can tell i'm from Glasgow too)

Lol I should have known

Ya Gerry - Never shares his drinks or buys one for that matter :shock:


Coffee - Tea - Brekky anyone :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Fried brekky wouldn't go amiss!

........you wern't saying that when I was making your Brekky the other week ;) ;)

** FA walks in & gets a beer then plays a few songs on the drums - with the juke box **


I think we need a resident band - anyone have a talent ?????

I can knock a few tunes out - is thier a piano here? - but that depends on how much I've had at the bar.

.you looking for a manager **hic**:hic:

Need a Bass player:??: When my elbow heels, you got one;-)

Carpet burns.........murder :shock:

That could be the name of the group - The Carpet Burns :wtf: :D

Well FA knows all about them :D :D :D

Sounds like a good name.... ;)

Brings back memories!!!

Anyone joining me for a really strong drink after a crappy night?

I'll take you up on that. Not that I've had a crap night, just fancy a drink!


Barman, leave the bottle!

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Think your on this 2nite :cool:

I don't think so Gerry - there's no way that's what I'm drinking tonight.




Give me the full fat stuff....

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..........there you go

Oh yeh that's what I'm talking about!!!!

To be pefectly honest I'm more of a fan of Coke.....

Ah, no one in here?...... and I was going to buy a round of drinks to celebrate the Queen's birthday today! Oh well, it's the thought that counts!!

Forget the questions, someone gimme another beer...

Oh...wait....I've got one! :D

Anyone else care for a beer?

It's 9.40 over here - a little early for Beer - How about an orange juice?

With vodka?

*looks hopefully at Ross....

Would you take a Vodka 25 minutes after rising from bed?

They have meeting for people who do that Lol!