Why's that Andy, were there trolls waiting in your office to kidnap you? And security arrived just before you did and shooed them away?

Will be subject of the blog entry later ... but no, no trolls anywhere i nsight as yet today.

I can't do anything 'til it's dry

I love my big sister... and I love the fact that she's got SkyPlus too!

I've done all my work, can I go home now please?

I want to go home too...it's not my fault that they are paying me full time for the job it takes me fraction of the time to do...bored silly...

Yes, you can both go home... I'll write you an official note if you like...

:twisted: I haven't done any work, can I go the pub now please? :mrgreen:

Since you're the landlord, and I believe that's where you go to do some work, certainly!

(P.S. mine's a bottle of Becks when you get there)

Thanks mum ... runs off to play

*Left alone in the sandbox*

*pouts and pouts*

:twisted: Gets in the sandbox to keep the mrs company* :mrgreen:

Did you just take my pail???? :O

Give it back...please???

Pretty please???

*Erects large tent over the sandbox to give Mr & Mrs Mouse some privacy*

:oops:

Ummm...we were just playing...honestly...scout's honor...

Think we should go to the pub now...

I think I need another dose of peas

Poor...

Sigh... What shall I cook for tea?

Should we be expecting an announcement anytime soon then?!

That's why I thought it best to put the tent up, Lucy... it is Christmas, after all, time of Virgin births and things like that.....

*thinks*

Am I really suggesting Neil is God?!???!??!

Peas?

YouTube Video

It's also the pantomime season ...

Hmmm.... That must be what I was thinking of...

:twisted: Blessings on you my child, for you have seen the light :mrgreen:

Nope, that's just the glow from the fairy lights....

Blimey, a speaking pantomime donkey ...

Grrrrr kids!!!

Neil might be god...

BUT...

Are you suggesting I am a virgin??? :shock: :wtf:

:lmao: I didn't even think of that!

I RESENT being called a virgin...:twisted:

:twisted: No Andy, the nicknake "Donkey" is to due to something else entirley :mrgreen:



















I used to feed the donkeys at Blackpool pleasure beach.

What you think I was gonna say? :roll:

Can somebody translate above British malarkey???

Well I thought it was down to your stutter wheneever you try to say the phrase "He Ought to ..."

eyeore eyeore eyeore ...


Anyone seen my coat?

Andy.....Andy, Andy... :roll:

(only saying that because i didn't get it at first!! )

:twisted: Bad Andy, BAD :nope:

You're coat is on the coat rack, next to that rather fetching green jacket :mrgreen:

Talking about coats, better get mine.

Got a meeting with some bloke who wants me to sing in his pub (must be trying to clear the place after last orders :nuts: :lmao: )

Later folks.

Do keep up at the back ... :twisted:

lol

Me? Behind? Never :))

I just nearly poisoned myself on a BAD salad dressing I poured into my salad for lunch...

NOW...which one of you did THAT???

Speak now or forever hold your peace...

Did you really?! Oh that really is my worst nightmare

Yep...lost lunch...

Worst thing was when I started spewing with one of my co-workers eating lunch too...I just went green and started spewing...argh...

Had to have Christmas Candy for lunch...

From salad to chocolate candy...how far have I fallen...;)

And oh yes...I would REALLY LOVE your worst nightmares...hahahahahaha...

:twisted: What a delightful little tale :wtf:

At least now I know who done it...;)

My habnds are so cold I can barely type ... need to warm them up

A decision at last.

If I fold myself into myself...is there a chance that I might become invisible?

It's not fair!!!!!! AOL have gotten rid of my batty superbuddy!!!!!

Just got TWO e-mails from two different people to ONE of my inquiries...both asking me to please please...contact ME directly if you need any further help...

Except BOTH don't give any direct contact information...

*Scratches her head*...only in England...

Can't post my thought's of the moment; I'd get a lifetime ban :|

... it's tuesday ...

First frost of the winter this morning ... had to indulge in my annual "where's the ice scraper" hunt.

Thank goodness for porridge!

Try changing your password for a fun way to fill in an hour. ;)

So much for me getting off early today!!!!

Has anyone found my marbles..... I think I lost them

I REALLY don't want to go to work...I quite like it here...

Setting fire to your thumb is A Bad Thing.

*sucks thumb whilst being a brave little soldier*

<<<<<<Stops flicking them around his office and sneaks them into the draw, puts innocent face on and makes cuppa

You probably dropped them when you fell off yor rocker dear!

*runs away very quickly*

It's better than your nostril hairs, trust me!

Andy you really can't be left unsupervised

I reckon he was trying to get every last penny's worth of value out of his cigarette!

You are both so right ... anyone know of a responsible adult?

I have set fire to a thumb that was already bandaged following a swiss army toy related accident earlier in the day.

Do i ook like i would know a responsible adult! :shock:

Don't look at me love

Somone has to be responsible ... I can't take all the blame myself.

If I agree to share the blame, what do I get out of it?!

Some of the blama, and some quality street

And...is that it?!

It's a start ... what more do you want?

:shock:

Did anybody confessed yet to being a responsible adult?

Can I PLEASE get some sleep already!!!

Please don't make me go to work tonight :(

Sat at the computer with a Boxer dog who decided to sit on me, how am I meant to do anything?!

All christmas shopping done and dusted!

Why are you cleaning your Christmas shopping?

Probably dusting off last year's presents she's gotten and now passing them on...

I can't believe how cold it is here, just walked the dog and my feet are honestly in pain with cold :(

I have just signed the final piece of paperwork.

As of midnight tonight (UK time) I have sold my company to the mormon church!

With all your wives??? :shock:

I don't think I'll be needing the peas tonight!

No, apparently even they have standards - something to do with all my ladies being wives but of other fellas!!

OK...let me get this right...

If you're selling your wives even if they are not your wives...to mormons...wouldn't they be other fellas wives in any event???

Might as well make profit is what I say...:cool:

Oh sweet mother of god NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've broken the corkscrew - before i got the wine open.

I did that last week :evil: Took hrs to get the poxy thing open


I think i'm having a breakdown..............................

They must be well and truly defrosted now! lol

It's cold and foggy out there ...

I'm finished work until after New Year now!

3 more days...3 more days...

Think I should go to bed... well, go to sleep, since I'm writing this on my laptop whilst snuggled up under my duvet....

Lucky...*sigh*...I am attached to the desk AND the computer...

They are showing one of our dinosaurs is missing on tv over christmas.
*happy face*

This will be the best christmas ever!

... happy humpday everyone ! ... go thee and hump !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...:lol: ...

many dogs will be pleased that they have an official day to celebrate one of their past times!

ta for the laugh !!!!!!!!! ... lol ...

Why am I the only one who can't print anything out in our office?

Plug in power cord...might help...

It's a sign from above that you shouldn't be there - you should be at home, enjoying Christmas...

it's christmas? ... didn't we have that last year?