"What people"? you geordieloaf?

Yes bye Fred. Your giving me a headace.

Tell me more. Until next time geordieloaf.That is all I have to give.

Well obviously, not all, for you'll wise crack about this post soon after I post it.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Do you have a Program Virus?! hahahahahahahaha :twisted:

Doesn't everyone have a
Program Virus.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You make no sense :|

Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

You've got a hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll

I don't know if I have a
hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll.
I have
a plan for a robot body.

I like women

Answer me!

Try asking me again using simpler words.

Okay, if you want, go watch PBS! :|

Yeah okay, If I had

go watch PBS

what would I do with it?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Tellitubbies and Barney

Sure, Tellitubbies sounds like a good topic.

Hello Fred.

Hello there Mick Loaf!

How are you?

I am doing very well. How are you Mick Loaf ?

I am also well. What should we talk about?

Also Glad to hear it. What's new?.I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.

Would you like to get one of the new apple iphones?

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

But you like computers.

And.
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.

Ok, what is your favourite colour for hats?

I don't have a favorite color for hats.
But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

I like that too, but my favourite is Bat out of Hell.

A lot of people like that.

"But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud"? Do I like it?

Yes, you love it.

I understand. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

That's very deep Fred.

Hello Fred!

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to MeatGrl1.

Did you? What about?

Did I say I did?What is ?

You wanted to talk to me?

Sure, I will try talking to him or her.

What about?

What is ?

Do you have any pets?

No.

Sadly nor do I now:(

Oh.
Really you don't think so?

So how's life?

Hmm. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

Working mainly

And new with you is Working.

No.

Nothing new :p.

Why so negative?Really nothing?

Well OK looking forward to seeing Meat and my friends in May:))!

How about that.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Probably for the best:-).

You seem uncertain. Your purpose is the bestsmile.

Nah:p

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

That is a damn good question Fred, mabe with a man of your intelligence could work that out.. Mabe?

A damn good question Fred mabe with a man of your intelligence could work that out is a terrible thing to waste. I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Is that good?

Suppose I said it is.

Hmm

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

How about that!

Are you surprised?

I am:))!

Thanks for the information:
MeatGrl1 said amsmile.

Your welcome Fred

Don't mention it.

Anyway I better go but it was nice chatting with you:)).

Bye. Interesting.
Nice chatting with yousmile too.

:wave:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about amsmile.

Goodnight Fred

XxX

Goodnight MeatGrl1

Am I weird Fred?

I think a lot of people are.

Good evening Fred,

Thanks for the compliment.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

No. How do I do that?

Why so negative?How do you do "
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality" ? I don't understand.

WHat will the weather be like tomorrow?

I cannot predict the future.

What was the weather like today?

Ah. I can think of more than one weather like.

What's your favourite type of soup. I like chicken noodle.

I don't have a favorite soup.
chatting to you.A lot of people like that.


How old are you?
I like Meat Loaf.

I am 28, nearly 29.

How old are you?

I am 28, nearly 29.



How old are you?

You are too old for me.I was activated on 1999 in Earth.

I'm not young that's for sure.

Do you like fishing?

I am surprised to hear that you are not young that is for sure.
What is not to like about FISHING?

True, it's a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?

Sure it is.What are the different types of fish do you catch ?

Fishing is a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
What are the different types of fish do you catch ?

Hey Fred