Just had a Christmas present through the post!
I want to open it nowwwwww...

I had one from a client last night - it's really massive and I want to open it and see what it is but I promised to leave it alone until Christmas Day - what did I do that for??!

cause it's better to wait for the surprise...however massive it is

True... Made that mistake last year and vowed never again...

Have just watched Meat Loaf Live - filmed at Wembley. And am thinking how the :!: does a guy that size do a forward roll (from standing), and end up on his feet:??:

Congratulations on 1000 posts, Jan!

i'm just glad he managed to do it

I don't like surprises...even pleasant ones...well...maybe pleasant ones...

my ever loving girlfriend is convinced that she can sniff out any attempts to surprise her before it happens....

i like a good challenge:D

I never expect anything...so I guess it would make sense that I never get anything...

Although...was much surprised recently...

Ah well...back to work...

It was an ID-Ten-T error!

Helps if IT tell people when they've renamed the printers, rather than letting the news circulate via the rumour mill!

:twisted: That post really made me laugh out loud :lol:

Now where's the fun in that?

:twisted: Right how i'm thinking if Tink is aware what the English slang term "humping" or "to hump" means :shock:

Do they not have this term in America? or is she just being rude? :lol:

Well they could at least tell me so I can join in the fun :twisted:

My mouth is hurting, I have laughed so much!!! LOL

Yep...same terminology and same meaning...

No comment on rude....but...

*Goes into the land of dreaming*.....

Thought you already done that while you were kicking your printer???? :D

No, I kicked the IT team instead , they're softer on my feet...

lol

Mind in the gutter...:oops:

Sounds like fun anyway....???

:twisted: To the tune of Wizard.............

"Well I wish it could be humpday, every day, ay ay" :mrgreen:

Attention...Attention...looking for WIZARD...

Wizard urgently needed...

looks out the window 'there goes sanity...it may never come back'

Just realised, tomorrow is the shortest day, which means it'll be Friday quicker!!!

What the hell...am I supposed to WORK here too???

Andy I'm loving that theory!

Thank you ... I'm quite of that one, thought of it all by myself, without an adult present or a safety net! Think I might keep it!

Gonna start posting again, watch out zina :-P

You're delusional...have you seen the latest number of my posts???

I really don't know how a person can have so many posts in so little time!!

There are a handful of people that actually posts here...without us - postwhores - the rest bezillion members of this forum would have had nothing to read...this is how I look at it...so, in fact, I serve community in my own way...

I can always try to beat you Zina :p But yes i am Delusional

Well i'm gutted i was supposed to finish work today for xmas, then this tw@t brings in an urgent job and that's my idea of getting drunk watching the footy tonight gone. :mad:

Tesco's is hell

... thursday is here ... :-) ...

YES!

I hate fog

Just how much is the postage on thoughts???

... a penny .. ;) ...

Hope the ice wasn't too bad this morning?

only 4 more sleeps till Santa time.

Maybe it is their way of finally managing to be the subject of the latest gossip :? :roll:

ah last day of work before xmas...so from 6.30pm today i'll be off til 8am on the 26th...ok not much of a break but i get new year's eve and new year's day off so not so bad!

we should get to bring toys into work on the last day like we used to at school.

You mean you don't? You should work here! (Can't decide whether to bring Buck-A-Roo or Ker-Plunk in here tomorrow!)

I have so much work now...and so little time...argh...why am I still home???

It's freezing cold

4 hours to go till Christmas starts :mrgreen:

I was scraping ice off the inside of my windows :shock:

I need chocolate!!

I think I need a bath ...

Argh...

My Christmas starts in 5 minutes....... and counting!


:mrgreen:

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

To quote the great Motorhead:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF SSSSSCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!

That's it finished work. :D

What is it about being blind that makes you want to walk the dog all the time?

tired and cold

Why is it that if I say come round at 8 and we will set off to a lady, she turns up at 8:05 still needing to do her hair, make up and get her posh frock on!

One more sleep!

Tired and a 4 year old who dosen't want to sleep. :(

bored

It doesn't pay to have thoughts, they cause headaches.

It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

... :cheer: ...

and, summers just around the corner, the nights are getting lighter :))

My 300th Post.

Congrats!

Aren't you going to miss Spring this way?

Grr, taped Only Fools and Horses Miami Twice Part II last night, one of the episodes I haven't seen. Was watching it just now and the sound goes off with about 50 mins to go!!!:evil: Sky box has been rather strange lately, cutting sound off for no reason, and you have to briefly switch channels to get sound back, but of course with it happening about quarter past twelve this morning I wasn't up to sort it out!!!! And it's not coming back on TV at least for another fortnight, if not more:(

It's a crap episode anyway ;) :p

My thought:

Blech.

Yeah, right!;) Since when has there been a bad episode of OFAH?!;)
I'd still rather watch a bad ep of that than a good ep of anything new:roll:

Fog better go away

tired of hard work..might get to bed early today..

someone a good idea so i can sleep?

Yep...get drunk...

Have an orgasm. It always works for me! :D

My advice doesn't exclude yours...

listen to Cliff Richard ;)

Tired but had tooth took out and don't think i can sleep. :(

He's up in the air, hope he doesn't end up diverted....

I've cleaned the whole house from top to bottom today, and done all the ironing, most of the washing, and changed all the beds.... Must be time to relax...

This is really nice no snow......for christmas nice really nice...but no sledding that sucks...I hate the snow cause it is cold and all but I like going sledding..go figure I'm wierd

Last minute xmas shopping. :(

:D 4 days

... i'm deLIROUSly happy... it's Saturday !!!!!!!!!!! ... :weee: ...

A couple of scabs on my nose after operation came loose last night, so was able to gently coax them off this morning!:D The burning temptation to pick them off is no longer there!:weee:

And Mam found Dead Ringer 12" LP in Salvation Army today!!!! Now have 5 out of 6 of the 12"s I'm after, just that elusive Bat II to go! :cheer: :weee:

And it's nearly Christmas!:D

But God I am so sick of that High School Musical already, and it hasn't even been on the TV yet! Just there have been so many adverts it's put me off it even more than I was already put off when I first heard about it!:shock:

10000 POST SHOULD BE SPENT ON THIS:

HAPPY!!!! IN 7TH HEAVEN!!!

Keeping my fingers crossed...

Congrats on making 10,000 - 9 posts ago.

aint that the truth???... i GUESS the show's been on here in the States... i don't know... but i'm seeing these people all OVER the place ad naseum.. without knowing who the heck they are... :shock: ... lol...

Doesnt feel like Christmas

i agree, not cold enough, let it snow let it snow let it snow.

My Christmas has arrived at last.:D no more turkeys.

Well it's Christmas day, my kids are 192 miles away, there's just me, the cat and the dog (and they're both asleep). :roll:

Stuff it... I'm gonna put Bat 3 on and turn the volume uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! :yay:

Think i'll join you! lol

Really wish I hadn't said I'd work today!!!!

Well its all over for another year, bliss. Post 400 whopee! :cheer:

Congrats!!!

And I have a horrific splitting headache...