Sometimes vodka is the only reason to get out of bed... ;)

Sometimes vodka's the reason you're in it in the first place!!!!!!

So let's make life easy here, and just take a supply of vodka to bed. Bring the phone in as well and get supplies delivered when required...

Too easy! :D

Ok what the hell - make it a double!!!!!

Better idea.... Laptop, with link to Tesco's website, then you can get the choccie delivered too... and keep up with the forum!

I'll have a cuppa tea :coffee:

Full fried breakfast with Orange Juice please.

No tomato.

**FA staggers in - gets a crate of BUD & goes to the drumkit - starts to play but losses the stix - so drinks the bud instead **

Gerry wait for FA :whistle:

sounds like a good night

And we missed it :-(

Cowboy, please.

coffe please...

Seeing you are the bartender for now Ross, may I have one of everything please, and make them all doubles....

:D

Is it ok if I just take the bottles?

Thanks! :D

Sure, I'll just give you the bill at the end of the night?

That'll be fine.

Do you accept payment in Meatloafaoke?

What's the current exchange rate?

1 Fcol = 3.755 Booh = 1.874 Pbtdl

That's not bad....

It improves if you take cheques....

Cuppa tea please :D

...still waiting :zzz:

Sorry for your delay...
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Whats this place cumin too.........I'll supply the orders and deliveries now!!

I'm here & well worth waiting 4 Gerry.

Think the truck of Bud helped though lol.


Gerry - U know I'd be here 4 u - just line them up mate :cheers:

had a bad day - brother in law has died aged 56 :shock: :shock: Need to be here for Hubby xx

THAT WILL DO ME GERRY

Been to a funeral - need a drink :hic:

did you get stake pie?? :O

Double vokda and red bull please

oooooh yeah, make that two!!

I only take half a can of bull so feel free to use the rest of mine...

yeah too much red bull spoils the vodka!! cant have that can we!

Nope indeed not.

cheers!

Beer.

:oops: Please...

here you go have this one on me

Thanks, Ben...next shout's mine.

:twisted: The manager is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's back, he's bad, he's dangerous to know.................


















and at the moment he's sampling his own wares rather too much :hic: :mrgreen:

ill hold ya to that:D

Ok, beers/drinks to bar staff and patrons.

Make the managers drink a double. :D

:twisted: *Landlord pulls himself a pint of cider and lights a ciggie*.
*Landlord now happy* :mrgreen:

:twisted: It's a bit quiet in here tonight :shock:
Anyone need serving?

yeh a vodka and coke would be fantastic........(on the house????)

:twisted: ON THE HOUSE :yikes:
Look, the three little words every pub manager are not ON THE HOUSE.
They're TAKE YOUR OWN :lmao:

What the hell, buisness is a little slow, so why the hell not :? .

CHEERS:cheers:

:twisted: Nastrovia :hic:

Glass of whiskey going spare, if anyone wants to join me?? ;)

House white, please barman, and do you have a light? :D

:twisted: Comin right up :wink:

Be-aut-i-fuuuul.... alcomohol, nicotine, Meat and company... does life get any better? :D

.......maybe yip or not but any chance of a wee pint ;) :D

for all who's birthday i've missed it's my round i'm having a jack d with ice

anyone serving tonight.........

I'll do the duties if you are still around...

Doubles of everything please... ;-)

Separately or in the one glass?

Actually, I think we'd better make it champagne all round, please... ;-)

Thanks Gerry

Who is serving tonight........i need a stiff drink........:hic:

You'll need to fight me for it....

Try me lol.........:rambo: :twisted:

Well it's sleepy time for me now so feel free, drink away...!

:twisted: You tryin to bankrupt me? :yikes:
I do have a wedding to pay for you know :shock:


:lmao:

Don't blame me for you and MsZee's problems...

NIGHT

Just call the wedding off. It's gonna cost you a bomb when the roof collapses on the local church on Sunday when I walk in anway. :D

:twisted: Pulls pint of cider, puts "Love Is In The Air" on the jukebox, and does cheesy dance to it* :yay:

:shock:

Hmmm. He who dances last, dances alone for sure

:twisted: *without missing a beat, turns and says........*

Yes, and im usually the last one in this house :mrgreen:

*continues to dance badly :yay: *

Maybe you should contact Richard Gere for some dance lessons?

:twisted: *without missing a beat, turns and says........*

Richard Who? :mrgreen:

*continues to dance badly :yay: *

Just make sure you don't spill your drink. Maybe you could try Antonio Banderas then for dance lessons?

Alternatively, there's Arthur Murray.... Have we chosen a tune for the bridal waltz, yet?

Long time since i've been here... things changed??? no, not really. Can i have a lunch??

:twisted: You certainly can Tim :D
So how's things?, not seen you in quite a while
You recon you can make it to the wedding on Sunday?

How did I know I will find you here??? Shish...

White Wine please....................

Govn'r ain't in...hiding...

How about a chat and a White Russian (don't tell Zina) with it. It is what I used to drink last when I had to quit.

:twisted: You see how is starts folks? :shock:
And we haven't even reached the wedding yet :roll:

Still darling, at least you know i'm not up to any mischief in here :mrgreen:



Now does anybody need serving?

I could do with a drink FM.....;)

You must be drunk out of your gourd...again...I ain't shore what to do with yer butt anymore...

I need BUD

Bartender - pleaze line them up !!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: I supose "cuddle it" would be the wrong answer oh loveliest of loafers of mine? :mrgreen:

:twisted: Consider em lined Sharon :D

anyone still in here?

I is.

Any specials on tonight?

only me:lol: :oops:

Goes without saying but I can't drink you can I?

Um let me think about that - you could make it a dot and tonic........:twisted:

Ummm...I went and got drunk myself...now...ummm...cuddle your butt? Are you kidding?

:shock: Not before the nuptials surely?:shock:

Even after nuptials I think about cudding the butt twice...

:twisted: Well folks, it's the managers last night of freedom before the wedding tomorrow.
Let's make it a good one shall we :mrgreen:

Now before we go ANY further, I know what it IS traditional to play perhaps a small prank on the groom the night before his wedding, like sending him to another country chained up :shock: .
Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now.
If, tomorrow morning, I wake up to find myself naked and chained to a lamp post in the Rockman Record with a load of Jim Steinman fans looking at me thinking WTF? :wtf: then the person responsable will be barred from this pub for all time :evil:
And even worse, i'll tell her ladyship who you are :bicker:


Now.........

*pours self pint*

As the bride herself was kind enough to suply the strippers, bring on the dancing girls :mrgreen: ..............

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


*nudges Chris, eh mate I think that one on the left is eyeing you up there :wink: *

So what is the Groom having to drink before his Big Day then?

:twisted: Thanks Ross :D
Very civil of you sir :mrgreen:
I'll take a brandy :wink:

Huh?? what wdding???

I"m okay FM. HOw are you?? Lots change over here!

:twisted: WOW :shock:
What a night :roll:
Went on a pub crawl.
Started here, went to The Merry Loafer (naked wire), and The King James (karaokeinfo).
Hell of a night :lol:

Oh, and thanks for the strippers darling :wink:

Right, better go start getting ready :up:
Got to look my best, the bride ALWAYS looks her best so only fair I make an effort :wink:

Hope you're not hungover.

I will be popping out soon but I will be back for 5!!!