MAY I BE THE FIRST TO OFFER MR AND MRS MOUSE A DRINK!!!!

As I'm making a quick exit.

See ya!

Second round on me ;)

:twisted: *Carries Mrs Mouse over the threashold :mrgreen:
Thanks Ross, and thanks for playing at the wedding :D

Right folks, it's party time here at The Bat :D

DRINKS ALL ROUND :D

*live party now in the chatroom :wink: *

*Hands beautifully wrapped expensive present to Mr and Mrs Mouse*

There you go, hope it's what you wanted, I couldn't find your wedding list... congrats x

We're in the chatroom...come?

This is wonderful...thank you all for coming and for everything...

Hope the festivites were well enjoyed .... no hangovers tomorrow I hope?

I really don't understand the crap.

Okay... a coffee please.

Vodka and paracetamol, please.

First wedding pic...

http://www.sillyanimals.com/funpages...ide-groomd.jpg

I released church into your care...

:cheers: nice cold pint please!!

*gets coffee for Tim*

* gets nice cold pint for ben*

enjoy ...:D

can i have a cup of tea please? :lol:

:twisted: You certainly can madam :D

cheers bren!

..........right then I'll make my own...:cool:

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/336...ngcider0lf.jpg

Oh look, honey!!! Looks like wedding presents started pouring in...

Thanks, Gerry...now if only I could figure out how to use this thing...but contents definitely will come handy...

Looks like you have enough to share there Gerry :roll:

Place looks kind of empty...need to drum up some new business!

Why don't you and hubby sing?

hmmm that'll fill the place..hihi


one coffee please

:twisted: Comin right up :D

I better go see if the Mrs wants a coffee too :coffee: .
She's a cafine junkie :lol:
She's got me jumping through hoops since the wedding :lol: .

We would sing, but she always picks Paradise, and she enjoys kicking hell out of my during the argument scene :shock:
Don't think I could take any more bruises right now :lol:

What the hell have I got myself into :doh:


:lmao:

Sounds like a fun wedding night ;)

yeehhaaa...hihi

ah well thats the main reason right...having fun;)

:twisted: It was so wrong, in so so so so so so so many ways, but yet still right :shock:





:lmao:

We await your next blog update with Bated Breath.

That would be some duet...when I sing...all dogs bark and howl...

You know...why don't you work a little harder rather than blubble here all day? Remember that diamond ring we've seen the other day? Well, I need it...Also, mink coat??? Just work and keep on drumming up business...and shut your pie hole (is that British or American???)

Yeah, Paradise I can sing...one song...don't hit all the notes...but certainly hit all the butts...

Hunni...you wanna divorce or somefink??? Forget about it...

Ummm....:oops: Does everybody have to know???

You want my entry of the blog??? Here it goes...

THE MAN HAD A FREAKING HEADACHE!!!

:twisted: Well you had me HOWLING during the wedding night darling :mrgreen:

:twisted: Did anyone ever tell you your cute when your angry? :mrgreen:
*says under his breath, if they did, they didn't survive :lmao: *


Whatever you say darling :wink:

sounds on the rocks already!

:twisted: I'll take discretion over valour on this one :wink:

And that's all you're good for...now...get back to work...NOW!!!

Keep an eye on the prize...that is correct...whatever I say...

Oh yeah...you have something to say, dear? Just say it...right in front of these good people...only friends here anyway...SAY IT!

:twisted: Would you folks EVER believe it if I told you it was my masculinity that attracted her to me in the 1st place? :shock:
No, didn't think so :roll:

:twisted: PRIZE?
What is this?
The darts comp already? :shock:

Listen, I know how to play dumb :wink:
Or am I simply dumb? :wtf:

Masculinity??? It was your fat wallet...that's what attracted me to you...what did you think...your looks got me here??? You are a dead ringer for what's his name...the singer...what...oh...now I remember...Meat Loaf...

Well, before the wedding...I was throwing darts at your picture...now that I have a real thing.............................................

Dear...do I have to answer the last question in public *sighs deeply and sadly*

:twisted: Who darling? :lmao:

:twisted: Thank god your aim is still bad :lol:

Not really dear.
I don't want the embarasment of public compliments :wink:

Oh I don't know...some American singer...I think the name might be Meat something??? Meat Loaf??? I thought it was Meat Loaf...

One of these days, Alice...one of these days...

Oh darling...ummm...about last night...you were wonderful...could you please...next time...do the same thing...only lower? Or was I thinking it should be higher...let me think about it...point is...it was wonderful but just not at all right....

a nice cold pint please kind sir

And i'll have a southern Comfort, please

:twisted: Oh yeah, I remember now :D
Pretty good singer :up:

:lmao:

:twisted: What?That Cooper bloke who was in last night?

I'll be more than willing to give it another go tonight my love :mrgreen:

I WAS rather wonderful wasn't I? :lmao:

:twisted: There you go sir :D

:twisted: Comin right up madam :D

thats hit the spot!:cheers:

Ta muchly, Mousie

Nah...not Cooper - Honeymooners - oh well...that's what happens when you're dealing with Britishmen...

Were you wonderful...umm...well, if you say so yourself...but try harder, eh?

There's not fun drinking with you pair bickering like that...!!!

And how is the happy couple? Missing from chat, I see. And I have to leave soon. Oh, well, have fun :)) Btw, certain fellow's on forum right this minute.

:twisted: Bickering? :shock:
This is us being positivly playful :lmao:

You don't wanna be around if we start bickering :yikes:

We have a great way of making up though :wink:

:twisted: Mrs Mouse is just fine thanks :mrgreen:
She's just having a lie down at the moment.
Poor dear had a manicure this afternoon, and it's quite worn the little darling out :cry:


:lol:

rofl; give the Missus my regards, and you, too; maybe I'll see at least one of you tomorrow!!!??? Have to go soon. Fellow has left, btw.

i need a beer....:lol:

Fellow? Which fellow? *Perks up*...Did Owen Wilson stop by?

Ross...this is not bickering...this is called...

Love and marriage, love and marriage...
Go together like a horse and carriage
This, I'll tell you brother...
You can't have one without the other...

Honey...I couldn't have said it better...wow...sounds like poetry...maybe I should write lyrics to the song with this...let's see...

And you said nothing at all...
And I couldn't have said it better myself...

Wow...I see beginnings of the song...

*Still pondering who fellow was*...Brad Pitt? Hugh Grant?

One beer coming up!!!

*Kicks husband under the table*...mind customers!!!

Sorry dearest :oops:








That bloody hurt that did :?

don't kick to hard...I'd have to wait even longer for my beer..
better be friendly to eachother honeys..

:cool:

Not with the initials of ML!!!:D

Well...this is how our prelude to better things works...

Martin Lawrence??? Nah...he doesn't do anything for me...

BTW...got tickets for July show!!! Excited!!!

:twisted: And I supose i'm suposed to stay at home and do the dishes? :roll:

Oh dear...I did invite you...but you do love those dishes better than me...

Will be doing so soon; just found out today about it. Where are your seats?

Row F??? Guess it's 6th row?

:twisted: Darling, I love you more than even the dishes ;) .
And I love the dishes a lot :heart: :mrgreen:

SO GO AND WASH THEM ALREADY!!!

I have my ticket now, :D :D :D :yay: :yay: :cheer: :)) :))
Section A, Row I, seat 8 - 3 rows behind you.

Neil, try to come over...it would be a blast!!:twisted:

Anyone serving here tonight???

what'll you have heat? drinks on me

Hi all. Do you have a Budweiser on exact the right temperature...? If so, can you send it my way then?

Ooohhh... i'd love a southern comfort, thanks!!!

Hiya Ankie hun

* hands heat a southern comfort*

enjoy :D

Ahhhh... that hits the spot...

Ta hun xxxx

DRINKS ON ME GUYS!!!! :cheers:
I'M BACK and with a babe to give me even less time on the site
Hi Bren Good to see a familier face umm name :oops:

thanks hun..I'll like a coffee please

COFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :lmao:
Oh ok then i'll join ya with a juice :p

:shock:yes I prefer coffee instead of any alcoholic drink right now..

so coffee..and it chaep..hehe

with the little kid around you don't want it to get expensive..;)

good to see you too :D

Bud Plz

:hic:

Bren! We haven't met yet, so g'day, and given the barman (or should that be barcouple?) have vanished, may I have a double scotch, please? :D

indeed you can...

** FA helps herself as no bar staff around** :hic: :hic:

Right, while he's ranting in his church, I'm here... I need a double scotch, and fast.... please. :D

*pokes her head in*
helloooooooo!!!
*nuttin' but an echo*
*pops back out but not before topping up tab in case anyone else wants a drink*

Great, madam, double scotch coming right up!!!

:twisted: Trained her up quick didn't I ? :mrgreen:

Yes, you did, dear...you're a great teacher, darling!!! *smooch*

:twisted: And you are the lovliest of students darling :wink:


Right back attcha baby :mrgreen:

Right...