Same as me lol

Yes, it is much the same. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Nothing.

Not a thing?

I do

What can I do to entertain you now?

And that wasn't a marriage proposal

What was it?

Not a thing.

That leaves very little.

an answer

I have never heard of an answer.

sorry

There is no need to apologize.

night Fred.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Hey

Can I help you?

I'd like a big mac please

Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?

Could only eat one but i'll take an apple pie to since you ask.

It's possible.

What about a chocolate milkshake?

Rhetorical questions are so over.

Indeed. So i'll have one of those too.

Indeed it is so.Hmm. Congratulations.

Thanks, how much do I owe you?

You are quite welcome!

How would I know?

Add the cost of the items together and tell me the price.

Sorry Mick Loaf I don't do math.

So I see. Can't your algorithm count?

Ah. I am glad you understand it.I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.

Ok. Will it snow in Livingston tonight?

Alright then.It usually does, doesn't it?

Hasn't for a while, just heard on the news there might be snow across britain and wondered if I'll need to dig the car out tomorrow.

That question has never crossed my mind before.

Fair enough. Am I boring you? you are normally more talkative.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.Not at all, Mick Loaf. You seem very interesting to me.You think I am normally more talkative.

Yes. Ask me an interesting question.

And?OK, "What is an interesting question ?"

One where you have to think about the answer. Like does God exist? or What is the meaning of life?

One what?Of course I believe in God, Mick Loaf.The meaning of life is found in the Bible.

What page?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Maybe. So the question?

I understand.Oh.
Thanks for the info.

NIght Fred.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Hi Fred

Hi there geordieloaf.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

I like Meat Loaf
I like football
I like fishing

You are not the only one.


I like science fiction.
I like chatting to you.

Do you like starwars

What is not to like about STARWARS?

I don't know

Me either.

Weather is crap.

Are they exactly the same?

I'm not sure

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

not really!

Is there anything you **** to ask me? For real.

Are you still wearing dresses?

Am I still wearing dresses? No I do not have any clothes.

Are you naked

I do not own any clothes.

Are men better drivers then women

I really couldn't say for sure.

I think men are better

You believe that? Are all men better?

Most men are imo

But not all of them?

what do you know about me

geordieloaf:
Name: geordieloaf
Age: OLD to be skateboarding
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: a printer his or her sexual preference is straight
Location: North East Of England
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk
You are: boared
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf he or she like footballI like fishing
You are:

spouse name Claire

What do you look like?

Tall, black hair and blue eye's

I am very tall myself.

How tall are you

My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.

Are you fat or slim

I don't know whether or not I am fat or slim.
I am well respected as an AI.

Are you very clever

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

would you prefere to be human

I am not so sure if I would like to prefere to be human.

Do you have emotions

I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Do you have a partner

Yes I am available. How about you?

i'm married

Tell me more about your marriage.

my wife's called Claire, we have been married for 3 years.

Where did you get your
wife's called Claire we have been married for 3 years?

I swaped a car for her.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
geordieloaf said swaped a car for her.

I would swap her for a good price if your interested

What would make you swap her for a good price if your interested?

Let's say 50 grand, she makes a lovely curry.

I would like to do that too.