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Piece of white trash???

Well, if I am a PIECE of white trash...you're the entire trailer park...no offence...

I may speak for some of the room when i say 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT'

That's an out and out lie...how do you type with your puny two fingers then if you have your eyes closed????

That's what I want to know...

It's a park full of trailers...duh...

Right, then we definitely know who BS Spice is.

It's like an organised and legal version of the travelling community

NO, it's not about gypsies...it's about...JOntylike creatures...you know...a bit red in the neck...they live in trailer parks...

It's like gypsies in that they look after themselves in the same way except they are not on the move.

Alright...just think Britney Spears...she probably comes from Trailer Park...and so is her husband...or ex or whatever he is...

Oh my dear lord...ya know...redneck???

YOu coulda be a redneck if all your friends call ya Jonty and the only response you ever have is Poor...

So when she sang 'hit me baby one more time' was it to someone wearing a white vest (wife beater)!...controversial:!:

I thought they were a bit like chavs but with less money!!

With added Polos?

Alright...it took about 10 minutes to get an answer what a white vest means...

No, she was actually talking about baby number one...then baby number two...after second one...he just left...enough is enough...

Do you do windows??? (Looks at Jonty with new interest)

No...they are all like Britney Spears...where your father is your mother...and your mother is your sister...

Was that for me?

'Oh when i'm cleaning windows'

Ah if George Formby were alive today... he'd be trying his best to claw out of the coffin screaming 'i'm alive'!

Jonty, what count do you want now that you keep on deleting posts, eh?

I don't know who George Formby is...but at the end of this stay I would expect my windows to be clean...at least some of them...gotta earn your keep, ya know...

been instructed to delete them by my lawyer

I could start singing 'If i had a hammer'

But then using a hammer wouldn't get your windows clean..it would take away your pane though...:cool:

Who is your lawyer??? :shock:

Go ahead...make my day...just remember...air conditioning doesn't work very well with broken windows...oh god...men are all...silly...let's just put it this way...