Yes I am! I can't wait!


Are you staying in Mansfield? I'm trying to persuade my dad to.

Q: What do you do when your needing the loo in an English Country Garden

A. ask the nice National Trust people where it is
Q. are pot noodle's good for you???

no they give you bad breath.....

am i the only person who is like max wild?

Well someone has to be :lol:



Why are all my friends nutters ???? :nuts:

Beacause you are!

Am I invisible?

Who said that??

Q. Has anyone bought and wrapped xmas prezzies and written all their cards already or is it jus me?

Sado :wink:

Q: What 'surprise' pressy do you want this year??

Something extra to bang on :wink:


Any odd remadies to get rid of my cold ????

One tablespoon of cider vinegar, twice a day. Worked for my Great Uncle Fred, he lived until 100 8O

Should I learn to play the guitar normally, or just try to play Meat Loaf songs? :lol:

Learn to play properly

I am learning the drums - I have found that playing jazz is real fun - but would never have thought to listen to it 8O


Whats your favorite cereal???

Wheetos, cause they have a hole in it :wink:

Q: Sugar or Salt (behave girls) in your Porridge

You nymphomaniac, Gerry, I like golden syrup!

Why is it when you have to do something creative for school you can't do it unless you don't have to do it?
(eh?)

because when being creative , you need to do so when you feel inspired to do so....not when some one tells you to.

Earl Grey or English Breakfast Tea?

Earl Grey - unless I am in a rush in which case either Assam or lapsong Suchong (or however you spell it) as they work in bags but Earl Grey doesn't!!!

Q. The parentals live 0.25 miles away. Shall i walk up for tea or drive?

Depends if it's raining?

Why is our postal system so useless? An Amazon delivery took 8 days to travel about 30 miles, and I paid for 1st class. A package from California took just three days. :wtf:

...depends on the weather :lol:


read a book or watch a video/dvd ?



....sorry was replying to Chris

watch a video/dvd - less concentration required


how many days off for xmas do you have? ( i've got 2)

Arguing with the newspapers at the moment. they are threatening to stop supplying us if we close for any day other than Xmas day. Providing we win, then three (Dec 25th, Dec 26th and Jan 1st)

Q. What do i fancy for my tea from the butchers?

What about some Liver..fffffffffffffffff says Mr Lectar.

Q: Sould I pay my gas bill or blow the money at the off-sales??

A: I say: pay the gas bill... But if your central heating and stove works with electricity or wood... go to the off-sales...

Q: Are you a blood donator?

no

what did you have for tea? :lol:

your wonderful cookery :D


is there anything more boring than cream cheese?

the A14

Q. is there anything more fun than university?

it depends on what you are studying

why is it, when i sing in the shower i sound good, but when im anywhere else i sound like an injured cat?

LOL - Biter - I am the same - must be the water :wink:




Anyone want to buy me a ride cymbal - have to learn "MUSCULINE" on the drums :wink:

Nope. :lol:




So what's been happenin whilst i've been away????

Little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Where's my beer?

In the fridge. 8)





Is it possible to OD on postwhoreing after being away from it for so long?

Hun - took your place on postwhoring




although still have to catch up :lol:



What will keep me warm ????????

A nice big blanket with a sofa and a dog sitting on your feet by a fire.





What should I do during the holiday?

Find me some Meat drum tabs :wink:

Enjoy the break Keb 8)



Why do older people get frustrated with computers :lmao:

HOW THE F**K DO i F****N KNOW :bicker: :bicker:

Q: How do you recover from this miserable weather 8O

Go to a country with nice weather - or go to the Bat & Belfrey & get issed - you won't give a toss then :hic:









Anyone remember the Raggie Dolls ???

Raggie dolls...raggie dolls...dolls like you and me...raggie dolls...raggie dolls...made imperfectly....

Nah.... don't remember them at all.... :roll:





How do you cure leg cramp????

pull your toes up toward your body and take deep breaths to flush the lactic acid out of your system. guranteed to work :wink:


Where's Rob the badger gone?

He's left us


Anyone like Graham Norton? Read his autobiography So Me?

Love Graham - but no not read his book. It is on my "to read" list though - along with John Thaw - Bon Jovi & Eddie Guarerro








Anyone want to go to work for me :twisted:

Nope.









What's the winning Lotto numbers for weds gonna be????

6,22,14, 38, 17, 25 (I have no idea but if these are the winning numbers have fun with the money)



Anyone know any good guitar riffs?

No - have you tried the "guitar tab" sites ?










How do you keep a bandage on a dogs leg 8O

Can I recommend Industrial Staples 8O

Going through the years (FA style :wink: ), anyone remember Bagpus??

Yes - Gerry - Used to like to watch that - didn't like the mice much. We call our dog Bagpuss - cause if he could talk he would talk like him. Slow & dumb :lol:








What about The Clangers ???????

Or my hubby's fav - Fireball XL5 ?????

Clangers were better.......if thats possible 8O

Got a choice to work this weekend. What should I do????

Come to the Bat with me - have a few :hic:

a sing a long 8)


& what ever you fancy :lurk:











Anyone know where to get Meat wallpaper fro Nokia phones??

Depends what type of phone you have, if its one that you can connect to your computer just download a picture and shove it on, I've the one from More Than You Deserve- Storytellers at the moment.




Should I get a custom made guitar or a simple normal guitar?

Some custom made ones are lovely - but dead expensive - stick with the simple one to start with. My daughter is left handed & we searched all over for one. Her's is black with a white "frit board" (is that what you call them :? )










Where can I buy Meat on "Cassettes"

Seeing as I have had no look trying to get the drum tabs I want - I have to do it the old fashioned way - Listening - writing it down - rewinding - do a bit more :x

A)Meat on cassettes - try record fairs and second hand shops or you could always place a bit of steak on top of a tape :lol: hey presto Meat on tape :lol:

Q) How can I turn back the hands of time?

Should have done it last night dottie!




Why does chocolate with a higher cocoa content (e.g. 70% cocoa) make me feel happier than a chocolate with a medium cocoa content (e.g. 30% cocoa) even though its too bitter to really enjoy?

? something to do with - I forgot - my brain is dead - I do know the anwere - will get back to you :oops:






Can you get away with murder - if there is enough provication :twisted:

You've never lived with my stepdad, have you? :evil: :evil: :evil:





What is better....malted milk biccies or morning coffee biccies?

A. Hobnobs

Q. do you have to have an afro to be a mad scientist???

No. Mohicans are just as sutible.

Wheres that drawing pin?

A.whereever you dropped it :lol:


What are you having for lunch?

:hic: Liquid :hic: , hangin about with FA too long

Q: Where can I book for the works night out, if anywhere left??

McDonalds

what do you mean hanging about with me too much - i never drink at lunch :evil:









Do I go to my Xmas do - or my hubby's ???????

Hmmmm... I dunno. Maybe your own Christmas do, who likes husbands?

Anyone know how to cheer Biter up?

A hot man and an obscene amount of cuddles will do airhead :cry:



Anyone know where i can find a hot man? Im not allowed to stalk David Bryan anymore :?

a suana



are you looking forward to xmas?

Scotty, Do you mean sauna? Not suana?

A: Yes... :bunny:

Q: What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?

My friends mum's friends, we were on the floor laughing for about three hours continously. Or film, Rush Hour.



Am I naughty because I didn't go to school today?

Yes Keb - you are. Education is important - my daughter was not well but still managed to go to college :wink:









Seem to do nothing but work lately - anyone any suggestions as what I can do for fun - after work ???

:twisted: Get drunk, hit a karaoke.Even if you crash and burn, it was in the name of rock 8) .

Bingo? :up: or :down:

OK at times - but not really my thing :?

FM _ Get Drunk - not done that for agaes :wink: might give it ago though :hic:








Leather or silk ??

Depends on the mood and what I'm doing :wink:


Beer or Wine ?

Wine on a weekend

Beer any other time








Whats your fav crisps ????

Either the new mediterannean ones (walkers), Quavers/wotsits (cheeeeeese), the turkey and stuffing christmas ones :drool: , marmite ones or spring onion. But not ready salted or barbecue.

Not that im fussy.


what was work/school like today?

It was ok I suppose. I actually only like Monday, Tuesday and Thursday at school so....


If you are at school what are you studying?
If you work, what does your job entail?

I work as an Administrative Assistant (doing 'everything' for management) by day...and an Usher Supervisor (I get to see shows for free!) by night/weekends!


Q: Are you happy about the US Presidential outcome?

Terrific :up:

After eights or matchmakes???

After eights.


To Clean up or not to clean up, that is the question? If its not your mess and the person who made the mess deserves so much more than to clear up their own mess.

**Smack across the head**...Clean your mess 8O

What good movies are worth while seeing the noo??

Ow That hurt, its not my mess!

Well we're going to see Bridget Jones Diary, on Sunday. White Chicks is very good.



What Cd should I get?

Van Helsink ????

ok for a laugh - but crap story








anyone like salted popcorn

A. dont like any form of popcorn.

Q. what is the most easterly place in england?

told from an essex girl point of view....Dagnum broaaaadway, innit.





I got a job interview at 4pm. should i be nervous? its for tesco's and im not nervous.

Well, from what i've heard you got on okay. It's only frigging tescos!

A. I was so angry today I was shaking with clenched fists. (the point beyond anger). I nearly ripped the girls head off but when i asked myself, if I found her hurt in a street, I answered to myself I'd help her. Am I stupid?

No, we need more people like you.




Whats wrong with me I can't stop shaking?

Eat something and if that doesnt help, see a doctor. You might have low blood sugar.


Why are (some) teenage boys such dickwads?

A: Because boys grows up slower than girls...

Q: Do you like Matrix -trilogy?

Never watched the Matrix at all... :oops:

Q. I'm making a cartoon about a girl who dies and klies and cons her way to being an angel. Does anyone have any ideas what songs I can use on the soundtrack?

Something classical...Berlioz maybe...or a requiem.



what is the best song ever for headbanging to?

hmmmm.... Dunno. I think... nope. For moshy stuff watch kerrang.

Q. Iv'e Chosen my soundtrack! Any suggestions left for it? (p.s the moral is everyone changes and everyone gets what they deserve in the end)

Willie Porter - Unconditional. A beautiful song about a parents love for their child, saying how they will always love them no matter what happens.

Should I spend my savings on a new car, or on a round the world trip?

Being practical - I would say a new care ................ but a round the world trip - you may never get another chance. Do what's right for you :wink:










Someone is Ticking me off ............................ But need to be polite - any ideas for stress busting :roll:

A wooden Club ober the Napper should do the trick 8O

Q: Dont want to go to work 2morrow, should I take a sickie??

Yes - I'll meet you half way 8) Liverpool OK :wink:










Anyone got any good Nokia ring tones?

I got a load of 80's rock ringtones on my siemens....meat, bon jovi, europe ( :oops: )




My friend has just become a mother for the second time, do i send the giant teddybear or the sickeningly cute fluffy puppy toy?

The puppy, in fact I'll have the puppy toy you give her the teddy bear. :D




What family should I create on the sims?

The Muppets :tard:









What shell I have for Tea :lurk:

Something totally non-nutritious followed by major slugs of alcohol then you won't care what you've eaten anyway!

It's our first anniversary tomorrow - any ideas on what I should get hubby?

For our first anniversary - I go my hubby a nice watch

Is there anything he wants (apart from power tools - socks etc 8O )

He also appreciates lovely home made meals & a bottle of wine :wink:








Fed up after work - anyone got a good Joke :roll:

Did it have a plastic strap with digital numbers :wink: ?? Can you not take power tool from your bedside cabinet for hubby :oops: ?? Your female, give him all the wine he desires then raid his wallet 8O .

Q: How much troubles FA gonni be in when hubby finds out about power tools :roll:

8O 8O 8O :keke:




Hubby at work tonight - what shell I do (Gerry - BEHAVE)

Do what I do when mums at work....

rot your brain in front of a telly (preferably cartoons)!

Q. whats better... Sponge bob square pants or Fosters home for imaginary friends?

(I love them both... i don't know whats better)

OMG u are a tragic lil girl ems...*spongebob squarepants rocks*


I just made scones for the first time! Jam and cream or butter and marmalade in yours?

Jam and Cream.

Q. should i buy the new William Shatner CD??

Depends, how wrong was whatever you did to warrent such a punishment!!!

what should i cook the parents for sunday lunch?

A: Rabbit Stew! or Roast Pheasant!

Q: Why do clothes in catalogues never look as good on me?

AB - hun you do - it's the mirror that is wrong :lol:











Not seen hubby most of the week - what shell I do for him on Saturday night for a meal