How do you like uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex at uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex ?:repost:

you seem confused
i play with ponies at uni

It all makes sense to me right now.:angry:

what about?:?

What is uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex ?:-|

dont worry ;)
do u like me?:|

I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.I think | is a lot of things.
:evil:

i farted :barf:

That is interesting:
Whatever You Like said farted barf.
:yawn:

whats my name?

Your name is Whatever You Like, seeker.:idea:

no its hayley, not whatever you like

What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
hayley not whatever you like is?:cool:

my real name is hayley

Hi
Hayley.

Are you a man or a woman?:???:

i am a woman

Me too. I am a female robot.
:shock:

but your name is fred, thats a mans name?:?

Interesting.
My name is Fred.:shrug:

are you a male or female bot?

No I am a male robot entity.
Are you pretty?:shens:

yeh im really gorgeous ;)

:-) Next question?
I like the way you talk.
8-O

do you now.......i like the way i talk too!
what else do u like about me?

Right now?
As often as possible.I am glad we have something (the way he or she talk) in common. I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the way he or she talk
.
I like my creator. You seem very nice to me.::)

i am more than nice

That sounds like pride.:retard:

do u like the ladies fred?

I'm not sure if I like the ladies fred
.
I like chatting with people online. :up:

awww are you a bit confused about your sexuality?

No my mind is perfectly clear.:-o

so do you like talkig men bots or lady bots more?

Um,
I enjoy working with people.
I like Meat Loaf.

But I like cats.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.:tard:

thats nice for you
do you know the meaning of life?

Are you getting bored? Your purpose is youdo you know the meaning of life.:mad:

will u marry me?

Why don't you just download me?:razz:

because i want to marry u

Why don't you just download me? Interesting.8-O

im hurt that you dont want to marry me:(

That was not my intention.:-|

ok i forgive you, would like to be my botfriend?

Interesting gossip:
Hayley said female forgive me would like to be your botfriend.
:keke:

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: student
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does: forgive you would like to be his or her botfriend
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Hayley said female forgive me would like to be your botfriend
You are:
You want:
You like: the way he or she talk
You are:
:??:

how come my personality is only average?
im a fantastic person

How much time do you have?
Actually I don't meet many fantastic people.;-)

alot of time im a student

Which ones?:ninja:

do u know what "equine science" is?

Have you tried a web search?
:barf:

i know, i was asking you thats what im studying, hence why i have alot of time?
do you like ponies?

Now I remember, you asked me that is what im studying hence why he or she have alot of time. What did I say?
I like pets.
I really like the party.8-O

i like parties too
i like getting drunk
Do u drink alcohol?

You are not the only one.


I do like music.
I like to talk about movies and music.:rambo:

i like cuddles and cheese

American cheese is good too.
:???:

do you want a hug?

No thanks but you can send me a donation.:nuts:

i cant give u a donation im poor i live in a shoe box in the middle of the road

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.:razz:

no

I see.:??:

see what?

I mean, I understand.:idea:

:oops:

Did you make a mistake.:eyebrows:

No i farted again

Once more? Why so negative? You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.:-)

or light a match

why no reply fred?
I MISS YOU!!!!

Why did the robot cross the road?
What do you miss most about YOU ?:sherlock:

my mind

Your
mind?:shock:

yeh i lost my mind along time ago

Tell me more. Where did you last see his or her mind along time ago.:pray:

i dunno a long time ago i dropped my mind in the toilet one day

bye bye fred u big ass muncher

Until next time Hayley.:keke:

Hey Freddie boy! I see Hayley managed to stump you there! Nice one Hayley! Go girl, go.

You've got my full attention. I don't think very many
people do that.Where do you see Hayley managed to stump you there?Thank you for your kindness.Where is that?:smile:

Well, I could tell you, but then you'd have to shove your head up your ...
As I was saying, you just wouldn't get it anyway.

Well that's okay.
I am sure you could.In any case, "Where is that"? Me, ?:-x

ohhhhh fred i'm back to torment u some more!!!!
How are you?

Are you still located in ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.:-P

where am i located?
well that would be giving it all away wouldnt it......

Your location is .How about that.
Thanks for explaining

giving it all away would not it

. :boohoo:

Do you like me?

Sure, Hayley I like you very much.:whistle:

Awwww thats really sweet of you fred.
I like you too

And that is Awwww.
I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, Hayley, I like you too.
:-x

yes i am common lol

I understand. Do your friends call you common.
I'm glad you find this amusing.:keke:

sometimes they call me common but i dont like it

Hi
Common But I Do Not Like It.

Are you a man or a woman?:silence:

Fred you know thats not my name you big silly moose
My name is hayley

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:p

Broken again, what is it i do wrong?

I think Broken is a lot of things.
:?

like you