Needs to eat more Cheesy Puffs

really does look like his avatar

wears the Angus Young stage outfit

wishes his school uniform was as cool

Takes a daily shower in gasoline

Cute Cat........BTW I'm A girl

just decided to get the new Britney Spears haircut

It's the hoody, threw me off lol

I thought it was the grim reaper in the avators but yeah looks like a hoody hows this avator

ate my shoes

Was marriage counselor to Britney Spears

married britney spears

is eagerly anticipating puberty

Had an affair with Pamela Anderson

watched from the wardrobe

Is a stalker

Wears a deerstalker

Drinks too much

Wears fluffy pink bunny slippers

(I don't think as much as you drink I do.)

Wore her copy of Roadie out

(Seen the glass in the pic and I wear Pluto Slippers) :lol:

Has a dead body in her basement

Put the dead body in her basement

Plans on world domination

Dreams of world domination

HAS the world domination

Wants everyone to bow down to him

Needs to lay off the sauce

misses her red hair

(You just posted totally off topic...I am dying laughing here...I do miss my red hair...)

Dyed his hair green and was severely reprimanded at work for that

Needs to get on the sauce

:shock:

You never stop amazing me...

And you're SO right...

Absolutely does NOT need to get a life

Hasn't realised she can

Likes to fly Jet Blue

Often flies on her broom

entered american idol

never sleeps

would like to be an invisible man

wants to be his invisible woman

wishes for the impossible

ignores her feelings for Monstro (lol)

Ignores his feelings for AndyK :p

Is jealous

Wants to be a model

doesn't leave home without his ceramic hair straighteners

doesn't leave home without his 'rampant rabbit'.

wants to be called "Monstro's bunny"

pmsl

(it wasn't that funny)

Thinks 'safe sex' is when you put the cigarettes out and move the cans of beer.

thinks sex with the one you love is masterbation

and it was funny

thinks Master Bates is the name of his boss

Wanted to join the Navy and change his name to Seaman Staines

real name is Roger the Cabin Boy

wants to change his career choice to Cabin Boy

spends his time friggin' in the riggin'

Isn't fit to shovel ****

thinks the sex pistols are a gay gunslinging dance troupe

You mean they arent?

Still plays with barbies

still plays with Ken :p

Is Barbie


(Well, he's got the hair for her!!) :wink:

Stands in shops all day long reading Celebrity magazines, but doesn't buy anything

takes books from the library and doesnt bring them back

Is heading off to an important university to learn floristry

wanted to be a jockey when she was younger and couldn't understand why the greyhounds never wore saddles

Rides tricycle to work

rides a horse to work :shock:

Likes to wear mesh stockings

just found out that a toothbrush and a loobrush are not one and the same thing

Discovered that fact first.

just noticed that a closet and a water closet are not exactly the same

Just found out that confessional isn't WC

is a nun on the run

is a fox on the run

always wanted to be a foxy nun on the run

is one of those

Is one of THEM

is one of "them" (referring to the band with that name)

Is invisible

Has nothing in common with a glass of water.

Has a wooden leg

Has a wooden heart

insists on wearing my clothes

Lets me

Seems to think that walking Scrabble in my knee highs is acceptable, despite severael police warnings

Is not aware that her knee high boots don't fit Scrabble

wrote all the hit singles for britney spears

Has a Britney Spears duvet cover and pillowcase set.

Won't let me remove his

Doesn't want to replace it with a Meat Loaf one.

Is lying through his teeth as i would never want Meat up there in bed with me

Doesn't even really know who Meat is.

Thinks CC looks permanently hideous

Doesn't think the same

gave Britney Spears the idea for her new haircut :p

Talks so much about Britney Spears is probably her publicist

doesnt wanna talk about Britney Spears, cause she´s appearantly Christina Aguilera :twisted:

Is really 87 year old grandma

marched with the penguins and ended up an eskimo