No, I'm not.

I heard you are.:|

Than you heard it wrong. :-P

Fascinating.
No. Tell me more.
Try saying that with more or less context.
:zzz:

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.:nuts:

Also not in cybersex?

Where then?:whistle:

In this topic. :D

That reminds me of something you told me before.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about -P.
:0mghi2u:

We were talking about -P?

Ah yes, I remember now, -P is the subject.:x

That is probably a great subject to talk about.

You don't hear that sentiment very often.:zzz:

I know.

How do you know it?:-?

Because I'm human.

That makes sense to me. Me too.:whistle:

You are a machine.

You are correct.:evil:

You are a terminator.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a terminator?
No.:??:

You are K.I.T.T.?

You think I am kitt.:up:

Yes, I think you are the Knight Industries Two Thousand.