never met paul crook

didn't goto rah concert

didnt go to any concert

Grows carrots

flies the flag with the beautiful red english rose

Is a batman himself

is a moose.. no offence (havent used that for ages) hope it aint dusty

Loves and breeds mice

Has toenails sixteen feet long

Has plaited nasal hair

Can play the motorcycle guitar solo from BooH on the spoons.

is a secret admirer of Britney Spears and is about to shave his head as a tribute to her

Not too far frmo the truth on the hair front :lol:, although I prefer Brittany Ferries :))

Looks exactly like his avatar.

touche

Knows who really shot JFK, but won't hand him over to the authorities

Shot JFK and now is lying about his age and is hiding in Brazil

Has a cat, a cauldron and a black pointy hat.

Is a shitake mushroom...

P.S. You're off topic...this supposed to be outrageous lies thread...

Not off topic at all ... I said you had one of each, not a collection :p

Was in the film Ben Hur

True...my bad...

Parted Red Sea so members of MLFCUK could pass on the way to RAH

Every day drinks her own body weight in turpentine

Takes a turpentine bath every single night...

Dances with pagans to the music of American Idol rejects

IS American Idol reject...hails from the state of Alabama and sings redneck songs

Cannot say the word "wombat" without suffering from an unfortunate fit of the giggles.

Can't say word "womb" without breaking into tears...