Strong cup of coffee anyone, I have a terrible Headache!!

I have coffee... and Anadin Extra!!!!

Orange juice if there's any going please

Can't remember if this place has a verranda to sit out on warm sunny days. Ah the joys of swatting bugs away and getting splinters while you eat outside on a hot day...;)

do you what a vodka with that?:D

:twisted: *pours self a pint*
Would my beautiful bat care to join me? :mrgreen:
*I'm trying to get on wifey's good side :lmao: *

All play and no work...makes wifey not so happy camper...now...about that pint...make mine a margharita...will pass on pint today...

:twisted: Whatever you say darling :mrgreen:

Oh my dear lord...that's the best you can come up with. I do leave you speechless, don't I?

:twisted: See my love, completly speechless for a minute there :lmao:

I see...*giggle, giggle, giggle*....

mmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

:twisted: You have such a cute laugh my darling :heart:

*Tickles wife's waist* :mrgreen:


We caertainly are playful tonight aren't we? :lol:

*heat covers her eyes...*

Is it safe to look????

Waist??? Tickles my waist??? Honey...it's either lower or higher...hahahahaha...

Of course, it's safe...nothing but legally married people here...

:twisted: *Gives wife hearty slap on the bottom :mrgreen: *

Ouch, honey...*laughs* I didn't mean right NOW...all men are the same...shish...

Baileys on Ice please

Coming up, dear sir...play a piano for us, Ross?

:twisted: And would you have me any other way my love? :wink:

This avatar is getting to me now...now I started to think I look like that...geez...

:twisted: You are that most beautiful of bats darling :wink:




Still got that ole natural charm :mrgreen:

You have to check you vision, darling...otherwise known as Mr. Green...I think I need a new avatar or I will die thinking that I am the ugliest bat there was...

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7125

Something to entertain guests with...

Certainly, any requests?

:twisted: Well you are always the loveliest of Loaferettes to me my love :wink:

Sing us a song...you're the piano man...

Sing us a song tonight...

For we all in a mood for a melody...

And you've got us feeling alright...

You play Blind Before I Stop and the Goven'r will sing...how's that?

:twisted: How about I sing.............

Oh my darling, you look wonderful tonight............... :mrgreen:





hic, oh excuse me :oops:

Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.

Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!

:twisted: Comin right up miss :mrgreen:

And that's what you call Blind Before I Stop?

Where is romance, darling???

Wouldn't vodka assist with sleep much better???

:twisted: Now THIS is a barmaid :mrgreen:

anyone serving i need something to help me sleep lol hmm what goes well with sleeping pills??????:shock:

:twisted: Well, we've had many birthdays, and even a wedding held here at The Bat, but right now is the first funeral wake the Bat has ever held.

God bless you our Minty XXX
Love ya baby :wink:
And may you ROCK ON FOREVER.


And apart from the recently deceased, I also call a toast to my Great Uncle Billy, who passes on some years ago, and who was my own personal HERO, and whome I still miss very very much :cry: .

*settles in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels, amd some great memories*

:twisted: Now enough of this sentimental bull :shit:

This is a HOWARD funeral :twisted:

WHO WANT'S A FECKING BEER?????????????????????????

send one my way.......

:twisted: SOLD

I'd love a beer, please, Mouse...serve at your own risk, I've been banned from alcomohol. :(

Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?

a beer ..yeah I'd like that too even if it's pretty early out here at the moment..:shock:

Glad I'm not the only one wondering that...

:twisted: Minty = Family nickname of the person we cremated yesterday.



Anyway, beer all round :mrgreen:

Hmmm.

There is no smiley for this one, the closest is :lmao: and the only thing that has I want is the tears. :(

Have a double Jack's on me.

:twisted: No.
We're only allowed to be morbid for 5 minutes, IF THAT.

My family have a very good way of getting rid of our corpses :up: .

The deceased was creamated, and the living got toasted :mrgreen:


Even had our Billy running round the "mourners" yesterday taking their horse racing bets and doing a bookies run :lmao:

I'll still take that JD though :devil:

Bloody hell, poms and the stiff upper lip and all that... :roll: Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun.

Btw, while you have that bottle of Jack's open... (hint, hint)... ;)

:twisted: No still upper lip, just the best way to say goodbye to someone :wink:
We celebrate a life rather than mourn a death :up:

Everyone is under the strictest instructions to have a RIOT at mine 8)
I want people drinking :hic: , laughing :lol:, dancing :yay: , singing :whistle: , and heckling the priest :devil:
And if anybody sheds even one tear, i'm gonna haunt them for a week giving them random wedgies :mrgreen:


No idea if it's a word, and if it is I have no idea what it means :lmao:

Here, have some of that JD :wink:

:twisted: Anyone fancy a beer?

:cheers: :yay: :hic: :mrgreen:

Too early for me, Mousie.. i've to go and pick me laddo's up from Play Group... I'll go for a Cherry Coke though...

BARMAN!

There's a turtle in my beer...

:twisted: Comin right up :D

:twisted: I say barman, what's this turtle doing in my beer?

I believe it's backstoke madam :mrgreen:

*groans loudly ... :lmao: should have seen that coming!

Any chance of a fresh reptile? This one is looking a spot inebriated.

:twisted: It's not coming on to you is it? :shock:

No flirting while I am at work!!! *Private eyes...watching you...watching your every move....*

I should have known it was coming to this...but I must have been blind...

I just popped in for a lunchtime drink anyone around?:hic:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Well, I never.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Of course it is, it's a sensible turtle.

Now, if you could spare us one of those trendy little umbrellas that go on the edge of cocktails, we won't charge you for the floorshow.

:twisted: Flirt?
Moi? :shock:

Darling, I will never flirt with anyone but you while there is breath in my body *looks hurt :sad: *



*Holds breath*
Well hello ladies :mrgreen:

:twisted: Yes :mrgreen:

Drink?

:twisted: OK you can have a brolly.

Ummm...Right...

Thank you! We're also going to need some ping pong balls, some loose change, an umbrella stand, a crustacean, and a hydrofoil.

Hmmmm what to have considering got to get in the car in 30min???
Prob wise to have just an orange juice as my driving is bad enough when im sober lol

:twisted: oops, did I say that out loud? :yikes:

Sorry dear :oops:

:twisted: I'm not even gonna ask :doh:

:twisted: One OJ on the bar :up:

Just imagine.... ;)

Is there time for another round before closing?

hope so...I'd like another round..:D

Any chance of a nice cold Pimm's and lemonade, in honour of the weather?

:twisted: Coming up :up:

:twisted: Done and done :D

:twisted: There certainly is :wink:

Ahhhh.... just what I needed.... you can keep all the fruit though, and I've never seen the logic of sticking cucumber in my drink!

I will not comment on cucumber...I will be good and not comment on "sticking cucumber"...I will be good...

:twisted: See how marrage has mellowed her?
The old mszee would have just posted what was on her mind.
That was positivly tame :D
Now she's married, she's become the new improved self moderating version :mrgreen:

Yep...the first words I've learned since wedding day...Yes, dear...

I have to maintain your reputation as a moderator, darling...

Now...about that cucumber...ummm...can you take a break from serving???

:twisted: See the respect she has for my natural authority? :mrgreen:


Take a break?
Well I supose I could :roll:

*Says in loud voice*

Oh dear, the ciders off.
I'll have to go DOWN THE CELLAR and change the barrel :wink: :wink:
Would you care to help me dear? :mrgreen:

I'll say :cheers: to everyone, as I can't indulge. Hope everyone is fine. Will need iced water with my lunch soon, if I may?

*Scampers down the cellar steps...falls flat on her ass...looks furtively if he has seen her unseemly fall...*

Yes, dear...now...where is that cider???

Sorry, we charge triple for iced water...

:twisted: *laughs at unseely fall :lmao: .
Get's hit for laughing :cry: *

errrr, the pump is over here dear if you still wanna help me change it :wink:

:twisted: God, a ruthless buisness woman can be such a turn on :twisted:

In your dreams, dear...*walks off huffily and rans smack into the wall*...argh...*makes another attempt on the grand exit...and finally manages it*

Have to pay for honeymoon, eh?

:twisted: Not THAT bloody ruthless :yikes:

Something strong

I thought ruthless was a turn on? *Bats her eyelashes at Mr. FM*

:twisted: That'd be me :mrgreen:

:twisted: *gets glassy look in eyes* :shock:

As good as you are, I need a drink!

:twisted: Vodka? :wink:

*Gets glassy look in her eyes also*

:twisted: *picture from the pub's CCTV of two glassy eyed mouses...

Thanks a lot, both of you :evil:

Ahahahahahahaha...

Ummm...honey...what else you've been taping on a sly???

Uh oh...somebody is mighty unhappy...hide your children!!! Ginny is coming!!!

:twisted: Home movies ;)

:twisted: eh? :shock:
Think that's pretty reasonable for water :lol:

*Gets a shock of her life and faints dead away...*:oops: :oops: :oops: