It is, hun...it is...

:twisted: *gets smelling salts out* :lol:

*Comes to from smelling salts...the leg kicks in reflex*...oops honey...Honey??? Honey????? Are you ok???? Oh my god...

:twisted: I think i've broken my nose :doh:

How tall do you think I am????????????????
Nose??? Twasn't any nose...

:twisted: Well it WAS a hell of a kick :roll:
And your so aerobic darling :wink:

You wish...nah...hit you right where the sun doesn't shine...unfortunately...

BEER TIME...you ahve something left sweety?:D

:twisted: *limps to the bar*
Comin right up.

I'll have a Jacky D, please FM

:twisted: Here thee go madam :mrgreen:

Why, thank you kind sir....

thanks sweety

How much for more iced water, this time ?:evil:

Why are you limping, :))

:twisted: Any more for any more? :D

:twisted: Well put this one on the house as i'm in a good mood :wink:

I'm limping because my lovely wife managed to kick me somewhere a chap just don't wanna be kicked :shock:

Oh please...in this matter...could you please leave the complaining to me??? I am the one who is the victim here...

Thanks for the freebie, :D

What did you do to get that well-placed kick, or was it an accident? :)) :devil:

May I please have a quadruple of everything in stock?

My, my, life must be hard where you are Lotus

Your sarcasm has been noted. :evil:

Everybody's sarcasm was duly noted...now...can we get back to getting falling drunk? (Being married to mod rubs off in a very mysterious way...hmmmm)

Guvn'r...oh Guvn'r????

Ahhhh...Guvn'r is sleeping it off...oh well...my shift again...

Come now Zina, why change the habit of a lifetime? ;)

Errrr...married to a mob...oooops...no, that was married to a mod...ya know...have to maintain HIS reputation now...nothing left of mine to maintain anyway...

:lmao:

:twisted: Yes, it does seem to have effected you darling :D
Your much more well behaved, and drunk a lot more often :lmao:
I'm an influence for the good :mrgreen:


Well what do you expect dear?
You EXHAUSTED me last night :wink:

Much better behaved yes...drunk no - those two don't work together for me...

Ummm...dearest...you were on a business trip yesterday??? Haven't see you???

WHAT IS GOING ON????

And how is the injured owner today? :))
Hope a lot more comfortable. :oops:

How about an early ice water??

Be nice if I could see the happy couple on chat tonight :D But, of course, it's real late for Neil :zzz: :zzz: (occasionally)

:twisted: Sorry dear, I must be losing track of the days :shock:
Did I sleep through 24 hours? :yikes:

No, my dearest...but me thinks your lovely memory are not of me???

*Pours some ice water*...here you go...on the house this time...tomorrow might be different...

Happy couple???

He is limping and I am...well, I am NOT...

*gives him a sympathetic glance that his bride misses* :(
Your aim was good, I see :devil: But the target you nailed...you sabotage yourself by kicking him there, you know. How can he make it up to you if he can't, um, ah, :oops: make it up to you?

I am in shock...How did I smut up this entire place...:shock:

:twisted: It's a natural talent you have my love :lmao:

Some people would call it a talent...some people might call it something else entirely...;)

I missed that drink yesterday, any chance of it now? ;)

:twisted: Talent.
I'm sticking with talent :up:

:twisted: Comin right up miss :D

Can i please have a Jacky D, mr mouse???

And now may I have my quadruples? Please?

Actually, make them triples, I have to work. :(

:twisted: One Jackie D on the bar :D

:twisted: Triples it be :mrgreen:

Ta muchly hun

Can you please ring my boss and tell him I'm too drunk to work?

Well...goody for you...

How are you two tonight? :D Hope all is well. How about another water? Are you feeling better, nice fellow? :devil:

lol hope we are all fine..at least I am with a nice cold orange juice..

How about something stronger? On the house?

*Looking around for a nice fellow*...Who???

:twisted: Oh your such a droll darling :roll:

I know...but who do you supposed is a nice fellow???

Something to make me sleep soundly until 8:00am exactly please.

:twisted: *hands Cathie a beaker of bubbling, smoking, green liquid*
This should do just the trick :wink:

:D My, you open early!!

Had a blast last night. Must do that more often.:lol: :devil:

Tell your bride maybe tonight we can do it again

Did you sleep last night/this morning?:zzz:

Will order water later.

Have a good day

Top of the morning to you, sweet lady!!!

Here is your ice water - *pouring Smirnoff into a glass with ice*...

Enjoy!!!

P.S. Will be on later tonight...don't know about groom here...

water I thought you could use a stronger drink already hun..

lol.... hey sweet bartender !!!you have Amstel beer?? if you do one for Vrg too please..

Two Amstel beers for two lovely ladies!!!!

Ladies...did I tell you today how lovely you look yet???

Dahlings...you look mahvelous!!!

Aaawww thanks darling..

you look good today..new clothes?:D

And where is the honorable owner? :??:

Must remind you, thanks for the strong stuff, but I can't indulge.:boohoo:

Awwww...how good of you to notice!!! Yes, husband provides, thank god...

Geez...marriage really mellowed me out, didn't it?

I think I must have knocked it over or something.

Never mind, Summer Ball tomorrow so will be well and truely drunk hehe

Have you been drinking? :rly:

No...I virtually got married...much worse for you health...wanna do some shots???

Depends who we are sticking the target on....

?????

Doing shots are drinking a bunch of small shot glasses lined up in a row???

Wouldn't it be better to drink the contents of the glasses? I don't think the human stomach is built for digesting melted sand.

Well...if you put it this way...

Wanna order something or just sit here in peace?

Now really... have you ever known this entity to be peaceful? :wtf:

Um, can I please have not iced water?

One not iced water coming up!!!

Keep your chin up - it can always be worse...don't know how...but that's what them peoples say...

Keep my chin up what, exactly? :rly:

*Sighs heavily, shakes her head and walks away*...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Moses supposes his toeses are roses...but...Moses supposes erroneously...

*:roll: and sticks her tonque out*

Something very strong, please, preferably that will block up the holes in my ribs and heart.

Make it a double. No rocks. They can be dangerous to digestion.

*Pours Lotus a big stiff drink...and one for herself...*

Buck the digestion...

:twisted: I'm feeling peckish after last night.
Anyone for cheese on toast? :mrgreen:

Since when was that a licensed beverage? :rly:

:twisted: We do a good line in pub grub too :wink:

In which case.... Chicken Hawaiin schnitzel, please, a pint of Draught, and a chaser of Johnny. :D

Thank you.

:twisted: Done :wink:

Schmiken mahaian schptritzel???

Honey, you can cook that??? Wow...I am impressed....

:twisted: I'm full of suprises dear :wink:

Well, if that's the case, then I'm ready for brunch. :D How about cheddar/apple omelette with a scone, and water. I'll be back for serious drinking later.

I notice you're not limping today. Feeling better?!?;)

:twisted: Comin right up madam :up:

Yes, much better thank you :mrgreen:
As it was Mrs Mouse who caused the calamity in the first place, I had her put on her nurse's uniform and pamper me back ro health :wink:

Smart move.;) Hope you did everything I would have done. :devil:

Now, let's get unreal here, courtesy of Mrs. Mouse - if you have coffee brandy, please let me have a White Russian with coffee brandy instead of Kahlua, and with extra vodka. And, let me buy you a drink, your choice, as a compliment to your brilliant method of regaining your health :oops: :))

One White Russian with coffee brandy instead Kahlua and extra voda coming up!!!

And, madam, thanks for the drink. I think I'll make myself a Margharita on the rocks with salt.

And yes...this is the way to go down and out...burning in flames...

I'll go blind before I stop!!! And I strongly recommend it to everybody!!!

Oh yeah...open book is what you're, dear...

Yeah...still washing those pampers...shish...but at least you're healthy, dear...and that's all that matters...*smooch*

Ouch! I need a 'wake-up' drink. More of the same, please.

*Pouring VRG another drink...*

Drink up, mate...life is wonderful and mysterious...

Beer.... and lots please...may I start with 4 pints?

6 pints of beer coming right up!!! 4 on the tab and 2 on the house!!!

*Wishes that guvn'r woke up already and tended the bar for a change*

Marvellous, now tha tI have brokent he sculling record may I ahve another 4? Please.

*Thinking Lotus ain't so great in math...plonkes another 8 beers on the counter*

Drink up, matey!!!

4 shure isgooood... nuvver 4th, pleash... hic....

*Counts on her fingers...that was just now 8*...

Hmm...ah what the hey...

*Plonks another four on the bar*...have to run business here and customers are scarce...

Thanks, loves... whish one a yas ish sherving?

*Realizes that Lotus thinks that she looks like FM's avatar, takes out the gun and shoots herself*

I gotta admit, I headed to the pub hoping for, but not expecting, a decent bang... ;)

*Since she is mortally wounded...can't answer this post at all*

No more beersh? Draaaaaaaaarn t'all....