Are opticians merely the fellas who succeed in extracting that much cash, the tax man got embarrassed and sacked them?

I swear it has just gone:

"look up, look down, straight ahead please, thats fine. £180 quid please, see Alison next Wednesday"

Memorise these letters and next time you've saved your self £180

H
EZ
LPOT
DAFV
NEUC
VACB
HLOPS
ZFDAX
LVECNO
PRINTED IN ENGLAND

Want Pasta..

This is just too much to get done :(

I did do both jokes:

"Can you read the bottom line?"
"Read it! I know the fella personally!"


and

"Next Line: Y O N 5"
"Pardon?"
"Oh, my mistake, it is the monitor sign reflecting in the mirror!!"

I can't see anything in these glasses...and they still say I don't need new glasses cause I my vision haven't changed...

How did it not change if I STILL can't see anything in these glasses??? :shock:

In fact...they are so obnoxious that they would go as far as to say that I don't need any glasses at all...why do I then always wear them on my head when I work????

Oh...I am wearing them on my head...

I REALLY resent How Do I Live Without You playing non-stop on the radio...can't they play The Monster Is Loose for god's sake???

What a great song to be stuck listening to ... :roll:

No kidding, eh?

I am dying SLOW death here...

Got a new toy ... time to piss off the neighbours!

I am cat and flat sitting for three days.

Just tried out my mates new shower and it is one of these with the jets in all the corners so you turn it on and there are a dozen different jets of water!!

WOW!!!!!

I HATE it when co-workers flirt with me...HATE it...

Unless I flirt with them first...which, of course, I don't...

Bottom line...18 more minutes to go...

You kidding Zina? It gets me through the day lol

Oh no...not like this...

Him: My back hurts...Oh I know somebody who can give me back massage...who can walk on my back and make me feel better...

Me: Ask your wife...she is already walking all over you...

Him: *Pout, pout*...oh now you're being mean...

Me: No...just stating the truth...

I am becoming quite a curmudgeon in my old age...geez...

Ouch!!! lol

Yeah....LOTS of fun...

I have to say flirting is the best way to make the time pass at work saying that unfortunatly all the ladies at my work place mother me instead!
There is a big age gap between us.
I have to say those erm ''chat up lines'' if thats what you want to call them are pretty pants.

New toy?

see other thread

Just seen it, nice

Why am I still working?!!!

Why are you on here if you're supposed to be working?

Is it Saturday yet?

Saturday?! Nooo I'll be old on Saturday! :))

Not for all of it, surely?

Lucy, you'll never be old!!!!

Ohh Michael if only you knew...!

Is someone confusing growing up with growing old?

Oh, sorry, you're quite right - on Saturday I'll be older, not more grown up!

It's the only way Luce, grow old disgracefully but never grow up!

And that's where the REAL tragedy lies...

Who won the pub quiz!!!

49.5/50!!

*pulls jersey over head and runs round cheerinmg!!*

Congrats...now let's hear how your buddy did tonight...

Wonders where first aid kit is, ready for when Chris runs into something he didn't see

Is that how your Smart end up the back of the Rover?

That's three times tonight! If I choke on my beer one more time as a result of you posting something, there will be points awarded! :))

gimme the points

Cool, bonus points!!!!!

At least it's not coffee sputtered all over your puter at work...be grateful for small things...

Man wants to be banned...can somebody ban him already???

well i was thinking a ween a points, but a ban will do aswell. its not so bad.

Sorry...he wanted points...not ban...apologies all around...

We're heading back to the gutter again ...

*glares in a slightly guinness befuddled way*

you can go off people you know!

chris on the black stuff, its good gear, nice one

(still doesnt taste as good with you guys though)

Ummm...no...YOU are heading back into the gutter..I never got out of it...

Just pray it doesn't rain too hard then

Dam, only posted that coz I thought you couldn't see through your shirt!!!!

I still hold the Coventry & Warwick Universities combined engineering school's Guinness Drink Off championship grand prize!

3 pints in 14.6 seconds!
Prefer the Extra cold tho myself.

Well, it ain't raining men...and that's a fact...

Bedtime

Night, Chris...take care...

G'nite m8

meats times square show is great....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOS2jNsDBe0

Time to go to work...:mad:

I'm a happy bunny again....

No work untill Monday. :-P

Has Hypnobabe figured out how to use her new toy yet?

Maybe she figured out how to put it on "vibrate"...

:lol:

I wish May 16th was tomorrow...

I know what you mean, but then again it give's you something to look forward to.

There's one way to find out ...

Sure...you call her or I should???

Let's all do it and make her day go with a smile ...

I am sure she will be just delighted...especially to receive a phone call from me which will cost her a fortune...

With this said...number please???

Toys plural, and yes, she has, thanks very much...

Ohhhhhh yes......

:mrgreen:

Well what are you all waiting for?!!?!?

Phone number...

For a good time call ... 0898HYPNOBABE :lmao:

Bwahahahahahahaha...

Whose number is it anyway??? Your worst enemy???

Not buying it...know your vile ways...

lol don't encourage him Claire!!

Only problem is that if you call me on THAT number, I spend the whole time asking you how you feel :lmao:

Well, I've done my bit...the rest is up to you guys...let's make Hypnobabe happy today!!!

Very true babe..

But if her new toy vibrates then surely she will be very happy anyway! ;)

She just text me she is...your turn now...I've done my bit...it's not like it's free to text from America...

Come to think of it...does everyone have my phone number?! lol

Don't have yours yet...BUT...I am making it easier on everybody for May...going to rent British cell then...

Most women give me a made up number, can't understand why. :?

I've got three phones, hang on let me get them all set to vibrate ... :twisted:

Let me know when they're on love

NOW!

There go his false teeth!!!!!

Oi!

Don't judge everyone by your own standards Look ---> :)) They're all mine!!

Oh, bought and paid for counts does it?

My goodness, what came out of the tap today in the UK?!

Don't have your number either...:(

Yeah ... and I didn't get them off Ebay! ;-)

Trying to figure out how i can open daughters Ferrero Rocher without her knowing it was me. Could say dog got at them so that's why the seal is broke?

Tell her it was the clown, she'll be too afraid to argue

Maybe. I think you have a real fear of my clown. I will be changing it soon got a good photo just need to get on my hard drive.
Then maybe you can read my post's without to much fear.:-)

I just saw a person who views business expense account as a challenge...never saw another person eat THIS much at company's expense....

I did it.....
I threw my uni application into the letter box :shock:

Good luck!!!

:up: fingers and toes crossed

Cross yer legs, you...

ooohhh and eyes :shock:

Why can't women just go shopping and buy thing's they need?