Oh honey...you're a very loooong way from Australia...

Need another drink now? Something stronger???

:twisted: Bloody hell, buisness IS bad :shock:
We actually slipped onto page 2 :yikes:

Wow...what happened?

FREE POISON OF YOUR CHOICE JUST TO GET BUSINESS GOING AGAIN!!!

hmm let me sleep on that..lol

alright you know what...Holland has to play tonight

what kinda beers do you have

My dear lady...we have EVERY kind of beer...imaginable and unimaginable...you name it...we have it!!!

And good luck with the game!!!

Hi,
Haven't been around recently; too hot. Before we get heat again, how about my special? :hic: Thanks loads. Hope to see you to talk soon. :))

I was about to PM you but saw you on line and thought everything is alright with the world...

One VRG special on ice coming up!!! Today only special - on the house!!!

I might be on later on...getting harder to connect - no air where puter is at home...

In that case I prefer a nice cold Amstel beer

hope it'll be a nice game..


ahh wait I'll have something stronger..Netherlands Argentina..hmm yeah that askes for stronger stuff.. tequilla please

One cold Amstel is coming up!!! On the house, dear Caelan!!!

I hope it's a nice game for you - I am not a fan of sports myself.

I say...what a bunch of adult men doing running around with one ball? Give each one of them a ball and let them play nice...yeah, right...like men can play nice...

thanks for the beer hun

It's not actually the game itself I like..

It's more the competition between all country's.
:D

Oh...who is your team playing today???

Another beer?

My team well as long as they winn it's our team Holland..lol
when they loose it is them

yes please an other beer..might get drunk before the game begins....

*Plonks 2 more Amstels on the counter*

hahahaha...funny about all this...I am so far removed from sports...I have no idea what people are talking about most of the time...

Have the same problem. :faint:

Yeah...oh well...where there is a will...there is a way...guess will be sweating more...hahhahahaha

Actually the only thing I know is when a goal is make and who winns:roll:

I think I can figure out when the goal is made...hahahaha...and as to who wins...let the friendship win!!!

lol that for sure.. keep peace

Another drink?

*Have to start charging soon or guvn'r will come back and fire me*

ahh one more won't hurt..lol..take a bice drink too dear..I'll pay this round..
you won't have problems :cool:

going to watch the game a bit now...

***turns around and watches the game on a big screen in the pub..****

**Thank Neil for that.**

.it's great watching the game this way..now I don't have to go home.

Thanks, Caelan...great stuff!!!

Thanks Neil??? Who is Neil???

:twisted: Anyone wanna beer? :mrgreen:

Nice try...oh well...it's you and me again, kid...bottle of Corona with lime please...

:twisted: Anything for you my sweet :wink:
*kisses mrs mouse on the nose*

Well...good to sit down at the end of the day and just have a beer and say nothing at all...

YOOHOO BARTENDER...

I'M HERE

1 BEER PLEASE

AND HAVE ONE YOURSELF.


. you like you need it

I can sure use a drink, may I please have my special? Thanks. :hic:

What a day, with my group going to DC and the work involved.

And no Meat online today so far. :boohoo:

And the heat and dewpoint. :roll: :shock:

Oh, well, 'tis summer.

Here is you beer madam...I will enjoy my Corona too...Thanks much!!!

Or let's speak British...Ta!!!

*Plonks down:
1. White Russian special
2. One Meat Loaf*

Here, hun...enjoy...

ohh no madam please not British..Ialready am very happy with the english I speak right now.

Oh, I certainly will, :heart: :oops:

'Tis alright...all I know is:

ta

ta ta

(are these even two different words???)

and bloody hell

I am glad you did...

:twisted: I taught her that one :mrgreen:

Actually you taught me all of it...except, of course, that the second one appears to be just the repeat of the first one squared...

:twisted: Well yes, but they mean completly different things :shock:

Ta = thank you.
ta ta = goodbye.

Don't ask me HOW saying thank you twice = saying goodbye :nuts:

That's what I am saying...

Thank you = ta
goodbye = ta squared...

Guess saying good byes is so sad that it has to be squared...with sharp corners...no roundness here...

Good morning, folks (not good-bye, :( ). How is everyone? Breakfast only at this point - cereal, eggs, only. Booze later. Ta. :))

Morning, dearest friend...

Everyone is peachy keen...

M'am...what cereal would that be and how do you like your eggs???

Good evening; could use a drink, my usual, if you can, please. :D

Would be nice to write to the owner here, but his box is full!! :shock: :angry: :))

Hope all is well. :hic:

Usual VRG drink is coming up!!!

Guvn'r box is full??? Hmmm...

GUVN'rrrrrrrrrrr!!! Empty yer box!!!

:twisted: Sorry, tis the prive of popularity :oops:

Have made a bit of room now :wink:

I've been told I was rather drunk in chat last night :shock:

Sampling my own wares too much methinks :roll:

Hey!

Any chance of a drink?

What would be your pleasure, dear sir...haven't seen you for a while...how are you doing?

Good Good, keeping busy.... i'll a glass of your finest white please.

Finest White coming up - glad to hear things are ok...

And what about you?
Managing the pub quite well in hubby's absence I see.

Oh he is around...in chat, in fact...why don't you stop by and say hello?

zZZ good morning Loafers...is the coffee ready?
I badly need one to wake up ..

Madam...in this virtual abode...coffee is always ready!!!

Care of a special of the house - coffee shower???

coffee shower:retard: interesting thing..
I prefer a bath..so I can enjoy the smell a bit longer..

*Drawing Caelan a coffee bath*

Hun...we need a curtain here...

yeah sure I don't want that in public yet I'm still a bit shy:oops:

Well...no males here now...but guvn'r will put up the curtain as soon as he finishes his mod rounds...holding 2 jobs down, poor dear...to support his family...

hhmm someone has to earn a bit of money to keep the place rolling..

well as long as there's only females Ii don't care that much..

* getting my clothes of and tipping the coffee with my toes *ouch, this is still hot* I'll have a cold glas of beer first before getting into the hot coffee..to let it cool down a bit*
you don't want me to get burned all over do ya?

:twisted: *closes eyes tight shut and nails curtain up around bath*

Well I thought everything had happened here already.

Guess I was wrong :shock:

there's always something magic, there's always something new..

even the stranged dreams are coming trough..hihi..

;)

Hubby caught you, didn't he??? Awww...tis alright...he has his eyes only on me own self...

Here's your beer...

You already knew what I was when you married me, dear...

This looks like seduction scene #1025 to me...please move your rehearsals to the proper thread and stay on topic here...

And topic here is....ME!!!

oohh don't be afraid here..he caught me during the bathing..and put up a curtain thank God..
He's all yours hun..

I forgot that the topic is all yours..for that I appologize..
but with these weird things like your new coffee bath ..ithere's something new

Oh I am not the one who should be afraid...hahahahahahaha...

Isn't it the best invention ever yet???

Will have to start working on vodka waterfall...

Cool..getting drunk in a waterfall

It's a dream...isn't it???

just one of the many dreams hun:roll:

Hmmm...then...we should do this...

We should build a separate bar out of ice...

http://www.iceworkshouston.com/blue_...socle_tree.jpg

very very cool..brrr..

so an coffee bath..vodka fountain and an ice bar...

Yeah...so do you see any improvements here since I moved in??? *wink*

Trust a woman to make a candy out of s--t

Time for re-decoration...

http://www.toprestaurants.com/li/blue-honu-bar.jpg

Don't know why didn't think of this before...this is fun!!!

*sits up at the bar*

Anyone wanna buy me a drink?! ^_^

this is going to be a very rocky place..

what band will play tonight?

women always know how to make a place good

Great job, Mrs Mouse!

mszee: how about some male dancers????? that will make me......... drink

ohh yeah some hot striptease dancers would be nice:oops:

To all...this place will ROCK!!!

By tonight or tomorrow morning...we will have everything...

male strippers...female strippers...dancing floor...

Right now have to deal with Guvn'r...

Heli, what's your pleasure???

:twisted: Yes darling, re-decoration is fun :D









IT'S ALSO FECKING EXPENSIVE :bicker:

And who's gonna pay for all these strippers? :shock:

Nobody...WE are going to be strippers...third job...

:twisted: In that case my love, I shall book you as your exclusive customer for the next 500 years :wink:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww:oops:

Isn't 500 years a long time???

Hey...forgot to ask...do you like what I've done with the place???

Mszee you have towels around here..it's getting cold..
I'd like another beer please

:twisted: I could spend 1000 years with you darling :wink:

:twisted: It's very nice my love.
*kisses missus's nose* :wink:

:twisted: *flips towels and beer through the bathroom serving hatch*

ouch ...boy watch where you trow the beer..You hit my head..



*drying myself and walkiing into the pub again*

I need another beer now..

Can I come into ur bar I would love a cheeky vimto with ice. Oh and a packet of nobbys nuts. cheers.
p.s please put it on my tab

:twisted: Welcome to The Bat big brother :D

Settle in, your tab has just been created :mrgreen:

Thank you flying mouse this is just what i need after a long hard day. oh and where are the toilets in this place?

Double Vodka and Coke please bar maid! ^_^!

:twisted: Just down the corridor on the left :mrgreen:

:twisted: Well don't know where the missus has gone, so you'll have to settle for me serving you Heli :mrgreen:

Awwww! I'll wait then.....:|



:keke: Only joking! Cheers hun! :mrgreen:

:oops:

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Sorry, hun...had to run and do my second job, babe...

Thanks for taking care of things...