:twisted: No worries princess :wink:

Here I am for my nightcap, a bit early, but can't be helped.

If I could please have my special...

Sorry I have to miss the nightly fun with my favorite couple. :devil: :heart:

But can't go to bed at my usual late hour tonight, or I'll never make it up an hour earlier than usual, :zzz: :yawn:

Have a good night, Neil

:twisted: Here you go Ginny :D

KARAOKE FOR THE GUVN'R

http://www.pl-entertainments.com/images/DSC00368.JPG

MARTINI LUGE

http://krystalcreations.net/mediac/4...Glass~Luge.JPG

FOR THE GIRLS:

http://www.strippergrams.com.au/rob_large.jpg

FOR THE BOYS:

http://hawaiistrippers.biz/Betsy4.jpg

:twisted: Now this should be interesting, as most of the women here seem to be Meat fanciers, and those guys are everything that Meat AIN'T.

Wonder how popular they gonna be :wink:

And the women you booked don't hold a candle to you my sweet *blows kiss*

Hey...ladies asked for strippers...not ML

GUEST OF HONOR:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Meat_loaf.jpg

WELL! What a surprise. :shock: :yikes:
While the Girls' Thread will get a boost from those guys, only 1 is Meat. :( And the Boys' Thread will also get enriched, but the gals are not Patti or CC. But, they are all hard to miss, though. :faint: Something for everyone. :))

Oh, nearly forgot...Can I have another of my specials, please? Then I am finally off to early bed. :yawn:

Thanks.

Well...this is a pub...these are the strippers...

Can't have ML and his girls here all the time...ML is just a guest of honor...passing by...

***breaking into the pub***

crawling around , no one sees me here...


going behind the bar and grab myself a vodka

Now how did I know you will do that???

Good morning, caff will do for me, make it strong iff you please????

:shock:
shoot ..I always get caught;)

Strong coffee with a shot of espresso coming up, madam!!!

Well...should have drunk so much...and now...PAY UP!!!!!!!!

Watch her, she'll pay in one cent coins. How far can you count up to?

euhh:oops: ran out of money,.

can I do the dishes?

You weren't wrong...just look at the goal of that woman on the post below yours!!!

Why haven't you warned me before???

Well...you can do the laundry...all guvn'r socks and such...

I was kinda figuring you were more clued in than that. Sorry, will keep you updated in future. Can I have a rum and coke?

yuk..other question..

how about a striptease in the pub tonight:oops:

WARNING WILL ROBINSON!! Never trust a woman in uniform.

:shock: don't spoil my clothing for tonights striptease

Quick! Make that a double rum and coke, please. Where's security? Striptease???

ohh nooo..Am I making a deal for tonight...striptease for the boys..

is she calling security:roll:

WHO ARE YOU?? security?

ohh yeezz security is drinking first and now..ohh no.no.no...I wanna stay here

I have a security blanket. Does that count?

:twisted: Don't need security with me as the landlord :devil:

RUG ON THE WALL:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/a8_1_b.jpg

:pray: now I wonder what would be best for me..

the judgement of the landlord or security:roll:

:twisted: ah, a consession to my decorating style :mrgreen:

Is Mr. Green happy now???

:twisted: Very :mrgreen:
Thank you darling :D

:heart: :))

:twisted: Right back attcha baby :heart: :mrgreen:

:oops: Have we accidentally wandered into the conjugal bedroom now? :shock:

:twisted: I bloody well hope not :shock:
Deffinatly out of bounds to the public :wink:

Oh hun...you mean you don't want to show people here what two crazy buckers like us can do???? :shock:

:yikes: Someone please bring me my Ventolin puffer. Don't think I can stand to see anymore. :faint:

mszee+mr.mousie=:heart:

*Dials ambulance*

How thoughtful of you.

Now that the crimescene tape is gone, may I have a double scotch on the rocks, please?

can i have a beer please?

:twisted: So that's one scotch with rocks, and one beer :D

*puts drinks on bar*.

Sorry to all: had to close the pub due to the illness in the family - Mr. Mousie has taken ill - doctors say it's mousiepox...so...he is all covered in pox and...something else...what is it??? Can't tell from where I sit but I can assure you it doesn't look pretty...

In any event...pub is open again and please stop by and have a drink on the house!!!

Ooops...I hear knocking on the ceiling...that insufferable mousie wants me to keep on bringing him chicken soup and sandwiches...mousiepox apparently didn't diminish his appetitite...gotta run get him some more soup...help yourselves to drinks of your choice!!!

OK, please, my special, and a greeting for Mr. Mouse; hope he gets over his pox soon.

One special White Russian coming up...will tell Mr. Mousie you have inquired...he's been laid up poor dear...but what an insufferable Mouse when sick...eck...chicken soup this...and chicken soup that...I hear him knocking on the ceiling again...gotta go...

Best wishes to the landlord, and it strikes me it's time to make those changes you've been thinking about mszee, while he's not about to object ;)

Hi, Hypnobabe...good to see you here....your best wishes will be promptly delivered...and changes are already all made...I have no idea how to make this place any better without it looking like it fell off the Mars.

Thanks for stopping by...it is landlord's wish that the place be kept open and alive until he comes back...so let's keep it going and rocking...

Drink of your choice on the house!!!

Cheers!!!

Za Vashe Zdorovye!!!

http://www.lasvegasbouquet.com/get-w...icken-soup.jpg

Hun...this is for you!!!

Best wishes to Mr Mouse from me....
hope to see him in here again soon..
I'm glad you keep the place running..
One coffee please...to early for something else..

Thanks landlady, I'll have a cappuchino with a red bull chaser please, need something to keep me awake today...

Caelan...will do...he should be up and about sometime this week...hopefully...

I was ORDERED to keep the place running by Master and Commander...i.e. Mousie...so...I carry on with pride.

One coffee the way you like it coming up!!!

One cappuchino with red bull chaser is right here, on the counter...

Interesting...both drinks are choice drinks of the landlady...we have to get together sometimes...I just wonder if those taste the same over there as over here...

Good to hear! .... can't decide what I would like to order..... maybe the landlady does have a suggestion for this time of day? (2 pm)

ANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So good to see you here...landlord would be so pleased...he knows you were inquiring about him the other day and is very touched...

2 PM...how about some nice coke with ice? Or maybe cold iced tea is more to your liking? Can offer you also some Red Bull for energy boost.

How is the weather down there? Maybe something warmer is needed???

You're welcome ;) Good to hear Neil is feeling better :cool: :D He can be so proud on his wife for taking over business during this absence.

Well, it is quite warm over here, considering it is Holland we are talking about! So a cold ice tea would be just fine. An energy boast isnt a good idea (thanks for offering though) since I have to sit still for quite a while this evening, listening to someone telling about the work she does ;) :D

Well, I hope he gets better soon...I already have a full time job...now I have to work as a barmaid AND a stripper here AND take care of laid up Mousie...too much work for one person...

http://www3.uta.edu/dining/Images/Di...ed_tea_001.jpg

Here is your iced tea...hope it cools you off...

And here is your gun to shoot the person if they get too boring...

http://www.eptv.co.uk/vector/handgun.jpg

Does that have titanium night sights?

No....that's the one that came up first in Google search...but I am sure it's state of the art...as recommended by Google...

Would young lady like something to drink/eat?

Depends... can I get one of those with titanium night sights, a bucket holster with modified quick release and a matching ASP baton here? (Preferably on the quiet).
If so, yes please, I'll buy the seller a beer. :D

Ummm...madam...do you have a license to carry???

May I point out that mlukfc.com does not endorse or approve of the sale of weaponry on this forum or in any of the establishments resident on said forum.

That said, we do have a small stock of ICBMs, handguns and assault rifles which can be purchased for a small fee.

Ughhh...*hides all her ammunition*

Once a moderator...always a moderator...

What is your poison, senior...it's on the house!!!

I'm on duty, thanks ... makes note of attempted bribe ...

One drink, dear sir, bribe does NOT make...

May I please have one HK USP standard 9mm with titanium night sights, barrel mounted universal tactical light, and spare magazine plus pouch.

Any chance of the extendable ASP baton if I meet minimum bulk ammo purchase requirements?

Ma'am...if not buying anything here...please move on...

:twisted: *bangs on ceiling*

BRING ME SOUP :bicker:

I'm not a well mouse *swoon :doh: *

*Runs up and catches mousie...*

Here is your soup, dear...it's right there on the bedside table...all ready for you, darling...


(Interesting greeting after prolonged absense I might add - marriage isn't everything it was promised to be...)

Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while. :oops:

Have fun; will order later.

He can't smoke while ill...

(Trying to come up with some decent excuses)

And what happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...

Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...??? :shock:

:roll:

:D

M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????

Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???

Hi,

Can I have my special, please?

It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well, :devil:

However you want to administer said punishment, :oops: or :devil: :lmao: :))

Punishment...at this point all I am thinking of is...get well soon already...you...mousie...you...

Since when?

And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."

Humph.

Oh my dear lord...you must have had your breakfast elsewhere...did somebody do something untoward to your cereal???

Cheer up, mate...the best is yet to come...

Here...have a beer on the house...or do you need anything stronger?

Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil... :oops: I mean, my cereal....

A beer would be lovely, thank you. :D

Any chance of a chaser, please? ;)

*Puts down beer and a chaser on a counter*...

Here, Lotus...this is on the house...landlady is tired...

HA HA!!!

BOOOM!

*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....

(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)

Sounds like you could use a break landlady... need a hand in the bar?

No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...

Is it too early for a drink?

Oh my mother died some time ago...but I will be sure to give her your message!!!

I am alright...but help yourself, why don't you...what's your pleasure?

NEVER too early!!!

Thats inviting trouble with me around lol :hic:

No trouble here...this is a peaceful place...except when we throw parties here...which is every night, of course...just taking a break while Guvn'r is laid up...

Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.

Well, that's what we're here for...let's do that together...what's your pleasure???

Glass of white... hell leave the bottle

*Plops bottle of the best white wine in the house on the counter*...

Here you go...I, however, need something stronger this morning...

*Pours herself glass of neat Russian vodka*

Za vashe zdorovye!!!