CHEERS!

*Pours full glass of vodka down her throat*...

Yeah...

Your right... to hell with the wine give me some of your finest russian

Here you go...wine is for dinner in a French Restaurant...this is a pub, mate...

Mooooooooousieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

GET WELL SOON!!!

:boohoo:

*And I would do aaaaaaaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyyyyythiiiiiiiiing for looooooooooooooove................*

Well as we're on the vodka... I'll have mine mixed with Red Bull please... but don't let me drink too much of it or you'll be redecorating again

My dear, dear Hypnobabe...we don't mind it here...and we LOVE to redecorate...

Here is your vodka and Red Bull...have no idea what this combination does though...puts you to sleep but keeps you awake???

Thanks, mszee... it gets me very very drunk, very quickly, and makes me even sillier than I usually am.... hic...

Drunk = good

Silly = good


Result: It's all good!!!

Get her another one ...


*sits back to watch the silliness, camera at the ready*

Cor, this is a cool place, everyone buying me drinks... think I'll come here more often! Let's have another please!

*Hands Hypnobabe another drink of her choice*

Dear sir...you're turning out to be quite a voyeur...either order please or move on...nothing to see here!!!

Done...please come back often!!!

:twisted: *sniffle*

Thanks hunni *blows kiss*

This fever is getting beyond a joke though.
Began halusinating last night and was convinced that i'm actually a lamp post :shock:

Worst thing was the fecking dogs coming by every 5 mins :doh:

Honey...you ARE a lamp post...

Dogs...and I was wondering all night...what's that smell????

:heart:

:twisted: *changes aftershave* :oops:

hey there lovely people...

I'm in a good mood..the next round is on me..
One beer please ....

Good mood is excellent...

*Puts the best beer of the house on the counter*

Enjoy!!!

make that two please

Absolutely!!!

Haven't seen you before here, have I?

Well, welcome and hope to see you here often!!!

thanks MsZee.....

*shouting on the streets* ......


"come all in lets have a party"...

who's that dancer on the dancefloor..
He's a nice looking guy:roll:

Oh my god...and party it is!!!

Dancer on the floor???

Don't know, dear...they all look the same to me besides hubby...and THAT...oh THAT...ain't him...hubby dances a whole lot better and is MUCH sexier!!!

Extremely confused...was it an aftershave or was it dogs at the lampost????

ahh that ain't hubby??

thought it was him..dancing that smooth..I'll have a better look then..

:D

Hubby is still sickly...can't dance...we will have to perform for you when he is better...

THAT...is...I don't know...let me see...Owen Wilson dancing with Isla Fisher???

oke will wait for the time he'll be able to dance..
and for now..
just give me another beer please.....

and as those seem to be dancing together..I'll leave them...
going to find an other hot guy next time;)

*Watching EXTREMELY HOT GUY walking in and asking Caelan to dance*

Here you go...one beer and one hot guy!

http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Meat-Loaf.jpg

ooohh god..:oops::oops:I'll never refuse that dance in a milion years:oops::oops::oops:
you keep an eye on th drinks please I'll be back sometime after a lot of fun with this handsome sexy man:oops::D

Ummm...do you need a little privacy? We rent rooms...by week, day, hour and...in some cases...minutes...

hour about at least a month..lol

With that GORGEOUS MAN...gotta ask for more...

Although none are as gorgeous as hubby...

:heart:

And I take over the room ...and the guy...after she's done. :oops: :heart:


As we dream on, can I have one of my specials, please?

*Gives vrg ticket #2*...here...form the line...


Drink of your choice coming up!!!

:twisted: Can't you ladies see the sign above the door? :roll:

NO whoring of rock artists to be undertaken on the premisis :bicker:


Honestly........ :roll:

so anyone who isnt a rock artist then?

oops..hun...didn't see you come in...

Happy you're all better!!!

:D :heart: :mrgreen:

Whatever do you mean, sir???

nothing *looks innocent*

you'll have to wait a lot hun..won't give him away that easily

Ladies...quickly...break it up!!!

Landlord is back!!!

Hello, Mr. Mouse, :oops: , welcome back.

I think you will discover that said rock star is more than willing to stay in the room, with me now. :heart: :heart: :devil:

As my dreams get further afield, can I have another special, please?

And again, welcome back.

*Thanks the missus for her support and the ticket.*

:twisted: :shock:

:twisted: OK, which wiseass painted the word "NO" out of the sign? :bicker:

:oops:

Me, dear...in my mind...you're the only rock artist I know...:oops:

And I was thinking of myself as the ONLY customer...

:twisted: And you want to whore me out? :yikes:

That wasn't in the wedding vows :wtf:

You DO HAVE TO READ my posts...I was to be the ONLY customer...

BUT...I do love you anyway...

Whore you out??? How crass...how much do you charge per hour by the way??? Business woman in me is interested...

:twisted: Sorry darling :oops:
Must be a little more thorough in reading next time :roll:

The "buisness woman" in you?

Would this be the buisness woman in the smart suit, lacy underwear, and silk stockings :drool:

*chases missus up the stairs: :twisted:

And for those who awated continuation of THIS story...here it goes...

GOOD NIGHT...

What happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...but I hope it was half as good for you all as it was for me...:oops:

That's right, what happens in the room, stays there, for me and rock star, too, :oops: :oops: :heart: :heart:

Another special, please, if you can.

*Gives Lord jaundiced eye*

Innocent??? And what kind of look is that pray tell???

Okie doke...somebody looks very happy and pleased with herself...

Here's you drink...and here's one for the rock star...he looks very smashing...not as good as his tribute here...but good enough I suppose...

Yes, please.

Ummm...ok...*notes in her little black book*...Lotus said...Yes, please...*ponders the meaning of it and the meaning of it all*

The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER.

So, yes please.

Yer Gods...Guvn'r I thought you have re-opened the church???

Here is your...

http://www.newscientist.com/data/ima...8069-1_350.jpg

And the answer of the most important question in the Universe is... 42...so relax and enjoy your beer...hope it's large enough...

Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds...

Thanks for the beer...

Yeah, I know...preacher doesn't like competition...:lmao:

Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.

Yeah...and church has grown some cobwebs too...

There just ain't two more crazier goons than moi and Mr. Guvn'r

That *almost* sounded like a challenge....

It did...didn't it? Sounded like that to me too when I re-read it...but hey...some of us are sleep deprived...I should really go...Master and Commander needs some warming up...:oops: :retard:

:(

Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol
Mines a bud......anyone else want one?

It appears we're now open 24/7...

Here you go...http://www.koff.fi/stc/images/docs/budweiser.jpg

Cheers!!!:hic:

To you health!!!

beer...please:D

Here you go...

*Plonks beer on the counter*

Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh?

I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll

Aaww thanks hun..that would be great...
I've found one on the streets..can I bring this one in??he can use a beer i guess

http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/stripper.jpg

No clothes - no beer...tell him to put at least a shirt on...

Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken. :shock:

http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/dressed.jpg:shock::shock:
now see what happened..he's all dressed up..
but ain't that good looking anymore:(:oops:

Hi, Jan...welcome to our pub!!!

We serve everything in this pub...what kind of tea would you like?

Hahahahahahaaha...

As the previous gent wasn't my type...I like this one much better!!!

(At least he will repeat EXACTLY what you've said...and not what he THINKS you've said)

Earl Grey please, milk, no sugar.

:twisted: Cup of earl grey comin up :D

Thank you for making sure the strict dress code is adheared to darling :wink:

That code doesn't include you, dear...*batting her eyelashes at hubby*

:twisted: Only upstairs darling :wink:

'tis so great to have you back, Mr. Mouse. Great to see the Mr. & Mrs. running the business. :D

May I have my special, please? Won't need the room today; star is off to the Mid-West.

So what are we waiting for, dearest??? :oops:

One special White Russian coming up...or as we call it now...

Belyi Rusak...

Yeah, it's good to have Mr. Mousie back...he is a prince of a man...

:twisted: No time like the present :mrgreen:

*Giggles madly and runs into a broom closet*...maybe another one of my fantasies will come true, eh dear?

:twisted: *legs it after her*

You never know dear :wink:

*The door of the closet slams behind both of them*

Fade to black...

And that is how both halves of the couple ended up coming out of the closet, much to the surprise of all at the wedding.

That has to go in the book.

May I have a double sctoch, please?

Wait...this happened AFTER the wedding...you got it all confused...

Here is your scotch...

http://www.twofresh-twofold.com/writ...ges/scotch.jpg

What an interesting development! :oops: :)) :devil: :yikes:

Let me have a double special, please. I'll need it now! :cheers:

Here is your double special, vrg!!!

Enjoy!!!

Good stuff.... may I have another, please?

Actually, could you just pass over the bottle? ;)

may i have something with lots and lots of chocolate?! peeeeeeaaaaaas! *looks cute, gives puppy dog eyes*

*Hands LK chocolate cake, chocolate moose and hot chocolate*

Would that be all, sir?

yes thanks :D

And can I please upgrade my order to the H&K MP5, rather than the USP?

*ducks for cover*

The last person to say that to me was an airport controller....

Anytime, LK

:D

*Puts a large notice on the door of the pub*:

http://www.compliancesigns.com/media/ONE-4705_300.gif

TO ALL: PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO COMPLY!!!

Can I have a nice chilled glass of White Zinfandel please? Either a Gallo or a Blossom Hill.... and yes, I know it's not the best quality wine in the world, but it's what I like, so there!