We are not here to judge - we're here to serve and protect...

Here is you wine, my lady...

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ff one cold water please...and do you have any asperine here..I could need on or two..with the headache over here..:?

Oh my dear lord...headache isn't good...this should work:

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Thanks very much, that went down a treat... I assume it's the special hangover free stuff?

Oh we only sell stuff that increases your fun level...no hangover products in this pub!!!

thanks hun..it's getting better already after a few of these.:D

It's magic!!!

everything out here is magic

..^{thats the best..:D.}

:rly: So where is the Mod God lately? I haven't seen his head bobbing up much around here lately.

Hey, FM! How about a quiet drink? Maybe I have something you might be interested in. ;) Keep the mind out of the butter ..... err gutter. :D

can i have a strong caffee please??? i really need to wake up

Drinks are on me today, special birthday treat for everyone!

:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

Huh. Look out, they dispense drugs here, but object to firearms.

I'll take a beer, though, thanks, Hyppie!

One strong coffee coming up!!! The strongest one yet!

Those are legal drugs, dear...

Here's your beer...enjoy!

And for you...house special...

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Happy Birthday!!!

Legality is merely a minor hitch designed to prevent society enjoying themselves whilst lining the pockets of the not-poor.

One drink that can be set on fire, please. :D

hmmm sambuca set of fire is good :hic:

Here you go...

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good morning..

one coffee please black with a little sugar

A tea totaller in a pub???????

:twisted: Mod god always here.

Fraid I don't do "quiet" :lmao:

Something of interest?

You mean keep the change? :mrgreen:

:twisted: No illegal drugs on premisis please. :shock:

Something that can be set on fire? :roll:


*pours glass of lighter fluid*

:twisted: *hands over asprin and points down hall to darkened room coridor*

:shock: :??: :??: don't tell me this has turned in to a darkroom:shock: :shock:


I'm outta here:shock:

Oh no no no no no...

Darkroom is down the hallway for people with migraine...here...you see the light...

Can't you see the light???

:twisted:

Look, :idea: <------- Light.

Right, that's that taken care of, who wants to buy beer? :mrgreen:

Thank you, darling...

:D :heart: :mrgreen:

Don't have any light bulbs at my second job...eck...

so a darkroom for people with migraine:??: :??: :??: omy this is a well a something new:shock:

We are a very innovative pub...we administer to all kinds of ailments...

Would you like a drink, madam? Will cure any ailment...

Strong cup of tea please, four sugars.:hic:

:shock: Yes, well the memory's not good these days. I kinda forgot the question. :D

can i have a cold beer please????? after beeing the whole morning with docters, hospital and for crying out loud also the dentist, i really need one!!!!!!!! (or two)

I have an ailment. It's a terrible need for some heavy duty firepower. Scotch will suffice in the interim, however, please. :D

:twisted: Free ice cream with every beer today :mrgreen:
Need it in this weather :lol:

Let's see...

Strong tea, beer and scotch...coming up...

Guvn'r is too hot to serve today...

And this is for the Master and Commander...

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Here, hun...


:D :heart: :mrgreen:

hmm one icecream please.. vanilla /chocolate

Hi, Caelan, how are you...here is your ice cream!!!

Enjoy!!!

Lotus...make love...not war...

*Gives Lotus a peck on a cheek*

:twisted: Thank you dear :mrgreen:

Go have a lay down, darling...I'll take care of the pub...

thank you MsZee that taste really good with the hot weather:D

It's 100 degrees here today and it feels like way over the 100...I know how you feel...my car felt like an oven last afternoon...

Yeah same weather all ocer the world as it seems..

ohh I'll forget my diet for a couple of days...one more icecream please..

Diet...shmiet...I think I'll have ice cream for dinner today...

Here you go...

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Enjoy!!!

did someone say ice cream??:D :drool:

What the heck...Ice cream cake for everyone!!!

On the house...

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With love from Mr. and Mrs. Mousie...

Help yourself!!!

And another one...

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Enjoy all!!!

goodness that ice is COLD


the MsMouse club rocks!!!!!!!!!


---------> looking for a hot chocolate to warm up <-----------

Oh yeah...we definitely rock here!!!

Here is your hot chocolate, my lady...

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Still some of that delicious looking Strawberry Ice cream left?

But, of course, dear friend...

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Enjoy!!!

Thank you!!!

not able to talk for a while, need some time to ENJOY this

We'll have enough time to talk when you stop next time for a drink!!!

Just enjoy your ice cream for now!!!

mmmmmmmm iff you where Dutch i would say that you deserve a lintje... don't know the translation for this, but is something given by the queen for people who did something real good for the people.......

Oh my god...you're making me blush...:oops:

Thank you so very much for your kind words...

The next drink is on the house (yes, flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!!!)

What will be your pleasure???

:twisted: Just been on news that it is HOTTER here than it is in Florida :yikes:

No wonder i'm sweating a bucket today :sad:

*Grabs bucket of ice and pours it down front of pants*

*At which point Mrs. Mouse bursts into tears...*

Darling...what did you just do to all our unborn little mousies??? :shock: :shock:

*Fans Mr. Mouse with a fan*...

There, dear...there...

:heart:

Less of the woss stuff..........beer please :D

:twisted: Woss stuff? :shock: (translation?)

Here you go buddy :mrgreen: :cheers:

..as in boose, hoose, floos..........Woos :?

Cheers pal :hic: :hic:

I get arrested for doing that in public. :oops: Any soup?

Who told you to do it in public??? We now have a dark room...it's down the corridor...

Here is your soup, madam...

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Fresh from the stove...

I thought that was for people with migraines? I doubt they would appreciate the entertainment.

Yes, true...but we don't get too many of those. :D

If worse comes to worst...you can always ask them to move over...or...never mind...Master and Commander will kill me...I'd rather stop this conversation while I am ahead of the game...or at least I think I am...

*Moderates herself to death* :roll:

Or get them to join in! What a good idea!

I think the big question, the one that is hovering on everyone's lips, is....
Do you have a gerbil?

Ms. Lotus...please behave yourself...or I will have to moderate you...and then I will call Super Mod God to moderate you...and believe me...you don't want HIM to moderate you...*shakes in her boots*

Is this some new form of kinkiness that is currently unknown to me?

a martini on the rocks please

tequilla please..

One martini on the rocks...one tequila...

AND

NO KINKINESS!!! THIS IS A CLEAN ESTABLISHMENT WITH REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN!

good morning..you have the coffee ready?

I's like one please..:D

Thank you, I needed that! Best laugh I've had all day.

Quadruple Scotch, please.

good afternoon, can i have a sandwich please? with a very very cold beer....


laying in a cold bath all day........ nobody can get me out of here!!!!!!!!!

I'll have a double vodka and red bull please... and another for dessert...

a very large cold beer please...

Is scotch flammable?

Yes, but it's a waste of good scotch ...

You misunderstand my intentions.

Completely and utterly.

:oops: :oops:

story of my life ... :lmao:

:lmao:

Rephrase: you misunderstand my intentions in regards to igniting some scotch.

Better? ;)

Regardless ... igniting scotch is still a waste, why burn alochol?

Isn't it obvious? :shock:

There are far more flammable liquids ...

Very true, but I don't neccesarily have them handy.

You're just arson about aren't you?

Nope, you've bombed right out there.

Had enough of off-topic conversations, eh?

Back to the topic...

Party for Caelan's Birthday!!!

Drinks on the house for all!!!

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PARTY TIME..

thanks MsZee

Drinks on the house!!!!

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a little firework

No, no fireworks. I'm not allowed to play with matches anymore. :-(

Champagne for the birthday girl?

But, of course...what celebration is without the champagne...

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ahh love it...great taste this has

SCOTCH! Please.

And a large stick.

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