I lied, may only be dial up but " HEY HONEY I'M HOME!!!!!"

:wave:

And a jolly good connected at home morning to you biker babe!!!!!

There was an incident in Bedford (not far from me) a couple of months ago where one of the cinema employees walked into the cinema lobby, doused himself with petrol and set light... Last I heard he was in serious but stable condition in the local hospital, and that it had been a protest at the introduction of the smoking ban!!!!!!

:shock: It should'nt have turned out like that!!!

enough for today :yep:

and why does somebody do a party for an unborn baby???
better, why am I invited to this party???

It's to introduce you to the idea that there will be lots more parties for the unborn baby when it gets born, all with small, noisy, smelly, incredibly annoying children hanging off your legs, and that you WILL be expected to buy expensive toys for said small child...

having bought expensive toys for a two foot tornado here's a few words of advice..................................don't bother!!!! I've just watched same two foot tornado quite happily playing with empty water bottle and two empty crisp packets for twenty four hours, could've saved myself a fortune!!!!!

when I was a kid, I always loved the bubble-wrap the toys came in most....*passes-out-into-daydream-look*

Thought as much... :roll:
Two babies are expected for September, that´s halftime then. Four other tiny little things are expected between Oct. and Dec.! 8 kids within a year and all given birth by close friends and family members of me... Must have been lots of blackouts at the end of last and the beginning of this year :whistle:

Oh, and I´m off for Billard now :weee: That´s really about time!!

I could sure do with some billard now

Was looking into next weeks movie previous and saw "28 weeks later". It seriously took me a few minutes to think why they call the sequel exactly like the original film. :doh:

Didnt know sean william scott was in final destination, nice one

was meats prince's trust concert from '94 ever shown on tv?

Damn i should at the Prince concert now:(

think so, seen various clips of it, Lemon for example.

Is Knooby Doo coming to Wembley?

got faster than the speed of night stuck in my head all day

take me crawling from the corner, would you lay your love on me?

nah, unlikely

i let you down, i did it well, gave you hell, messed you around

just occured to me that the majority of my posts in this thread are crap.

dont be so narrow minded, its not just this thread.. it's most of them

all isn't spelt M O S T Jonty

lmao, ok i was being generous (thinking off my own posts)