Please see above and help yourself...

One black coffee coming up!!! :D

More, please, MORE. MORE I TELL YOU, before the wrath of Hades descends upon us all.

*Runs and hides*...:faint:

Ahem...me thinks preacher has lost his way to the church...

Preachers, churches, burn them down, roast them alive, let them scream with the tortured cries of the innocent until blood raineth from the skies and maggots erupt from rotting pustules in the earth.

GIVE ME VODKA AND CODIENE, WENCH!

I'd love a cup of english tea :D

One cup of English tea delivered with a wink and a smile!!! ;) :D

A nice cold bottle or two of Becks, please.... with a squeeze of lime

Thank you;)

You're quite welcome!!!

Please come again!!! :lol:

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/beck.jpg

With lime on the side...:D

*sluuuuuurp*
Thanks mszee... that went down very nicely...

You're quite welcome!!! Please come again!!! ;)

Never did I think I'd see the day that the B&B refused me service. :(

I *may* have to start a rival establishment... ;-)

Think its time for a malibu ;)

*L96 jumps the bar, passes the Malibu bottle to Benny and runs off shrieking with the vodka....

Thank you;)

*just calling in to say hello, stopped off at the offy for a bottle of wine*

Hello Hypnobabe ;)

Hey, babe...good of you to stop by!!! Always happy to see you!!!

Benny, didn't I see you looting the pub a short while ago??? :wtf: :bicker:

Hi guys.... ran out of wine and the offy's closed - can I have a nice chilled glass of rose? Thanks mszee... I must say, this is the best pub in my area, the music is always to my taste...

Thank you so very much for the compliment!!! :D :oops:

Somebody ran out of wine???? :shock:

Not here...

So...you like Meat Loaf music, eh??? :lol:

I have been known to sing and boogie along to one or two of his numbers... but I do need to have had a glass or two of something alcofrolic... hic...

evening all can i get an orange juice please, am trying to give up the booze lol :hic:

Oh sorry...and here I am...going on and on about Meat Loaf - he is a favorite of mine!!!

Here you go!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wine.jpg

One orange juice coming up!!!

Give up booze, eh?

Uh Uh...:twisted:

I'll have your share Hayley.... out of the goodness of my heart, for your own good, obviously.... lol

thanks hypnobabe thats really sweet of u lol!!:cheers:
thanks mszee!!!

Ya'll come back, ya hear??

il be back..........

:twisted: Anyone require a drink? :mrgreen:

Hey, landlord...;)

How about serving a barmaid???

One Irish Bulldog please...:D

Phew! Just finished four loads of washing and three piles of ironing.

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.:yay:

Break is over...

One weak tea, milk and two sugars - all yours...

Forget about ironing...just play here for a while...nobody will notice...

Thank you :-) <drinks it straight down, never touches sides> may I have another one please?

Here is another one...boy, you must be thirsty!!! :lol:

Thank you :-) <drinks that then waddles to toilet room>

Well the weather's got nice again, so I'll have a nice cold lager shandy please, landlady, and one for yourself...

Thanks, Hypnobabe...here is your drink...:hic:

Don't mind one myself...cheers!!! :cheers:

Hey! It's a dry argument over here too. Where's mine?

coffee please..strong with sugar

coffee for me also please, strong no sugar or milk please!

Two coffes coming up!!! :coffee:

Rockette, what is your pleasure??? :D

I might need a room for that one, but a rum and coke will do just nicely for now, thanks. And make it a double, please?

Double Rum and Coke!!!

Anybody else needs serving???

Yes please. Surprise me.

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

brrr...any coffee left..

black ....trong with a little sugar ..

Consider yourself officially surprised!!! :shock:

And two usual teas for Jan and Caelan coming up!!!

tea???:shock:

I prefer coffee hun...:D

Sorry...I think I need coffee myself...*deep sigh*

Indeed.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Told you we have and serve everything!!!

*Triumphant look in Lotus's direction*

Rum'n coke please

I was not expected sardines flambed in Galliano, though... :shock:

May I have something a little more normal.... like a scotch, please?

One Rum and Coke for the lovely lady!!!

Sardines??? Is that what the Landlord cooked this morning??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Hey...I just serve here...'imself cooks...:roll: :evil:

Here you go...here is your scotch...:D

Ah, fcuk it, pass the bottle, please... here's my credit card for the rest of the night...

Here you go...full bottle of that poison...:hic:

*Grabs the credit card and runs out to go shopping* :twisted:

*opens the doos and comes crawling in*

Good morning..Zzz..man why do people have to work.I like work but. It takes way to much of our free time..and that 's what I love*

Coffee please

Here is your coffee, C...

I don't like to work and can't understand why people work...

I should really quit this job...two jobs are way too many...

Three more bottles please, and a wardrobe.

Here you go...3 bottles and a wardrobe for the witch...

*Still ponders quitting this silly job...*

More....

:twisted: The place would fall apart without you dear *kiss on nose* :wink:

Hmmmm what to have tonight...........someone suggest somethin ;)

:twisted: How about a Loaferette? :mrgreen:

Lemon
Orange
Archers
Frozen vodka ice cubes
Egg nog
Rum
Elderberry
Tequilla
Tia Maria
E CENSORED.(I can't give ALL my secrets away :wink: )

Go for it sounds good to me :hic:

:yikes: That Loaferette is downright loaded, :shock:

OK, I'll be an idiot and have one. I'm in the mood today!

Good to see you, Landlord.

:twisted: Thank you Virginia, nice to see you too :mrgreen:

Right ladies, two Loaferettes coming up :cheers:

cheers mousie i will sleep well tonight lol :hic:

Loaferette, eh? I'll give it a bash too... not sure I should, on top of AndyK's champers, but hey, you only live once, right? Possibly not for long, after drinking this....

:twisted: Believe me dear, you'll sleep well for the next FORTNIGHT :mrgreen:

:twisted: Well I must admit there IS a possibility of it :roll:
Luckilly so far my customers have only been known to go into the odd 10 week coma at the worst :up:

Here you go madam :hic:

Enjoy :mrgreen:

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight :(

Hope someone's driving you home, Claire; if need be, *hic*, you can share my cabbbbbb....:hic: :cheers:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... *hic*

'Scuse me? Did someone say somefin'? VRG, I luuuuuurrvvveeee yoooooooooou.......... Did I ever tell you, you're my besht frendddd..... *hic*

Tht'sh newws to meeee, *hic*; Hayl's commin; se if she's cmmminnng wiht ussss?????? *hic*

:twisted: Hmmmmm, I just noticed something weird on the CCTV....

Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy :roll:

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!:hic:

:twisted: Now THAT is a bitch :evil:

You'll have to make do with a coke mate :sad:

I can't help thinking that if that's the new cellarman, there are going to be lots of ladies helping change the barrels....

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride :lmao:

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

im onlyyy an horu and a bit frim cambbberridge so nooot ot bad aty our end lol
I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvvveeeeee yooooooooooooooo toooooooooooooooooo *joins in with the singing*

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*


Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*. :heart: :heart:

:twisted: But Bob the new cellar dude has gone the brewery for me.

Who the hell's down there then? :shock:

Then...wheree's that gorgeous fellowww thatish just was heree????

He's takinggg me homeee. *hic*

:twisted: *Takes a look down the cellar stairs*

OH NO :doh:

RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell you doin down here?

You been sucking the beer taps again :evil:

errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one :roll:

Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes :wtf:

Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before :faint:

*As Landlord helps vrg to the waiting cab*


...buuttt wheeere thaat *hic* gorgeous! applcat; heee was herrre, IIi tellllyouuuu; I knoowww I saww himmm....



*everyone shakes their head - another loaferette victim!*

OH vrg how could u!!!!
http://media.mlxxfc.net/rattsy2.jpg
:lmao: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

anyways guys im off to sleep off my loaferette nighty night all!!!!

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:twisted: You're one to talk Hayley.

That bloke you been eying up the last half hour?
The one you been pestering me to tell you his name?
The man you say could be "The ONE"?


HE, is a HAT STAND :wtf:

Me thinks I have been replaced...oh goodie...now I can be served too...

Landlord!!! Oh Landlord!!!

*Knocks on the bar*

:lmao: well that would explain why he wasnt very talkative and i thought it was just my loaferette breath lol

:twisted: Good evening darling :mrgreen:
Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat :nuts:


:lmao:

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

*Shaking with laughter*...

Good evening, love...*smooch*

It's been a hell of a day...:evil:

Good to be home finally :heart: