Not another night of footy????? lol

HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!!!!

TOONARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrat's

*does garlic-y burp*

I am pogged!!

good night then m8?

lets see into the future newcastle 2 birmingham 3 oops

smoggies into rd4

Well done Smoggies, nice to have something to cheer about isn't it lol

depends on result tomorrow

Fantastic night.

And we lifted £85 from the quiz machne between courses!!

What do you call a Middlesborough player with a passport?

A foreigner

what do you call a newcastle god who wore a no7 shirt







cheating penalty king

Sorry, spent an hour trying to think of a Middlesborough god to take the mickey out of...............gave up!!!!!

Is there one??????

no as there are no gods in this world

true

All's well that ends well...

Morning all!!!!
I can play with my new toy now...:D

Wouldn't you like to know ;-)

Yes lol, but then that probably proves that we haven't got one?????

A gentleman never tells ...

I concur!!!!! This means you'll tell yeah?

Not while the suit's on ... !

Suits you sir!!!!!

Nah, I'll leave it to your imagination, those that now know are enough ;-)

<<<< puts overactive imagination to use lol

I'm wondering if the truth is better than the fiction? But somehow doubting it ...

You'll probably find you're fairly accurate

:D:D:D:D:D:D

:cheer: :D

I renewed my party membership, done my shopping online and used the royal mail website to print a special delivery envelope out.

And today was supposed to be my day off!

*productive face*

You call doing three things productive? I wish I had your to do list :))

But these are over and above the things i had on my to do list for today.

Ahh well, that wasn't clear. In that case, I'll stick to my own to do list. What I have to do today is going to be so much fun :))

That is your prerogative to choose Andy,

Now, next on the To Do list - oh yes lunch at the village pub.
Seeya

never agree to anything in a meeting, always think first, I really need to remember that!!!!!

I already do...duh...

Preferred my lunch thanks ... ;-)



Never agree to anything anywhere without thinking first! :))

I usually get on a highway...stick behind some car in right lane...and promptly fall asleep...

Today...my sleep was disturbed by the car that was driving in front of me with mere 50 MPH...I mean...if that person was going any slower...they would be moving backwards...

Moral of this story is...if you're driving in front of me...please note that driving below speed limit is NOT conducive to my nap...

I think come May and time for Wembley it would do us all good to remember that Zina sleeps behind the wheel..... :shock:

With any luck, she won't be hiring a car ...

Most definitely do...especially in the morning...

I can't cross the road properly in England...you want me to attempt to drive a car?

No thanks...good thing is you have such a great public transportation....especially when you have to walk miles and miles to get to it...

And I will walk 500 miles...and I will walk 500 more...etc...etc...

Why is it...that no matter how many PMs I delete from my PM box it's always 90+% full???

At the risk of appearing to be a total geek:

I want a half terabyte RAID array *drools*

What do you mean...."appearing"????????????????? :shock:

Mine's the same!!! Thing we might have to start deleting the ones in the "keep" pile...

Nah...I finally learned how to download them...doesn't look the same without hearts and flowers and bows...but what the heck....


And I STILL have 90+% full...argh....

Are you deleting your Sent Items??

My sent box is empty...unless it was important...I delete them...or download them and THEN delete them...nah...it's my inbox...argh...

Go and re-read your Inbox when you have time...I'm like that with text messages, when I re-read them I always find a couple I can delete once they're older...

Been there...done that...hahahahahaahaha...oh god...if anybody saw my PM box...and somebody did....:oops: They would be laughing their ass off...

Ponders deleting Hyphobabe's PM with her cell phone number...Claire if I delete that and the thing is lost from my cell where I saved it...would you be mad?

Why not write it down somewhere else? Or download the complete inbox as TXT files to your harddrive? Or memories them all?

I have a few downloads already...the entire PM box is one giant memento at this point...

There is no value in my sent box...I never have anything interesting to say...

But I want to keep all those icons that are in PMs...and they are just gone with the wind once downloaded as text...

It appears I am one of not so many who is having so many thoughts today...

Just discovered a mountain of boxes of chocolates in company's kitchen...will that Christmas ever end? Will I ever be able to get back my "girlish" figure???

Ooohh send them over Zina, I could do with some!

Come on down...we have full kitchen of sweets...we already hid some boxes from ourselves...these are new ones...

P.S. I now know what Quality Street is...it's what is standing on the fridge in our kitchen...

:shock: .....

There's always Jelly Babies ...

lol there's definitely no Quality Street left here!!

:shock: even the :shit: ones?

They're still there

The more I think about it... I know i'm right!!

You GOT to be kidding...no self-respectful woman will eat THOSE in lieu of chocolates...

Well surely it depends on what's available, needs must and all that :))

You're right, but in absense of chocolate, Jelly Babies are mega!

nope cant see it....chocolate and jelly cannot be compared :shock:
oh and i also have the :shit: quality street ones left ;) shall we pool them together and post them to some poor person who has never tried them before :lol:

But, which ones do you class as :shit:

Strawberry filling ones...argh...

Just realized that I've opened an excel file in the morning to work on and it's still the same as it was about 4 hours ago...

It's not that they're the horrible ones that are left, I think they've just been there too long, taste a bit stale

I'll have those then ... :))

Here...you can have them all...everything that doesn't look like chocolate or at least like nuts is yours...

all the nutty ones, strawberry and coffee ones. uurrgghhh

I'll have the ones with nuts in, Andy will have the strawberry ones and they don't do coffee ones any more - job done!

That's fine Zina, if you lose it you can always PM me for it again, I promise not to be cross :mrgreen:

Now on to the important things....

Who wants the Orange Crunch from my Quality Street tin? And why oh why did they stop making the Peanut Cracknel?

I would never say no to the Orange crunchy ones...and they stopped making the peanut ones, one because the hurt my teeth, and two because they were far too sickly

:twisted: I claim all the green triangles in the tin :mrgreen:

What's that??? :shock:

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

It will probably go now from 93% full to 92.99999999% full...argh...

Gutted, two nil down, never seen us play this badly before and the only positive I can take out of the first half is that we're only two down, could've been four!!!!!!

I'm going to eat a cake.

And have it too??? :shock:

I had 2 mince pies, they're hard to get now Christmas is over, I'll miss them when they're gone.

urgh forgot about those...no thanks






forgot about those too....on their way luv ;)




my mum works at sainsburys and the quality street selection tins (fudge/caramel and toffee's) were reduced to a pound :up: so i've got two tins :p
better than the original tin but those fecking purple ones get everywhere lol

OK I have to admit it,

All this talk of Quality Street made me want some so on the way out I swung round via the factory adn got a big bag of the green triangles adn penny toffees.

Time for a ChrisTruFact: My grandad made the machine which used to make the long toffee fingers and my Auntie used to work that machine.

I hate supporting Newcastle. Even BAAB being played at half time couldn't cheer me up. :(

I'll cheer you up!!!!:lmao:

And I STILL don't know what green triangles are...don't think we had those in that tin...better look at it again...on the other hand...I'll just live with what people will explain to me here...if they ever will...

The best thing about the second half was being so disgusted I flicked channels and The Man Who Sued God was on five.

14 Days of the transfer window left, we'll be exiting Europe as well if something isn't done about our defence.

my necks sore

stupid question but WHY???

had an accident in work and have whiplash

:twisted: There's a line in there, but I'm gonna leave it the heck alone. :twisted:

May I simply wish you a speedy recovery?

... wish i had put the storm windows in over the weekend... brrrrr...

:shock: :shock: Part of the roof of the factory over the road has just blown off...... saw it whizz past our windows and disappear somewhere up the road :shock: :shock:

Now I'm getting a bit anxious

... oh my ... be careful... are you having windstorms there or something??? ...

We've got really bad snow today and it took me 2hrs to get to work - Why did I persevere when I hate the place!!!???

Really!!! Ohh I'm jealous!!!! Love the snow, it's just really windy here

All yours, my lovely... And I'd have saved you from the peanut cracknels, they were my favourites... now I have to fight hubby for the purple ones :roll:

How cool is that!! I've just started my last new Jeffrey Deaver only to discover I managed to buy one that he signed which obviously didn't get sold at the book signing! How chuffed am i!!

The shop signs were blown off the front of the building half an hour ago.

That bang was the bus shelter opposite setting off down the street :(