Sod's Law!!

Q. I have to email a 500 word article for a trade paper before lunch tomorrow - what can i write about?

depens on what trade your in :!:




beach or shopp :??: :cool: :roll: ing

beach, you can chill and listen to music!!

Why do the next door nieghbours insist on doing thier DIY jobs at 3 in the mornin???

just to annoy YOU :shock: :shock:

Is LOUD music doog for the soul :D

Definitely Bananas they contain potassium very good for you and replensigh your energy levels

Q: Shall we go to Alicante or not?

Oh yes Dottie! :D (unless the alternative is the Maldives.... :cool: )

England or Australia to live? :-P

Would say Australia - but never been so can't say





Fish or chicken

Chicken - it goes with more things! :lol:

Q: How ARE you?????:D

:sick: :sick: :sick:



Why did I decide to return to work today - not well at all

Because you thought you'd be ok?



Why am I so happy?

A: Because you're relatively healthy (:D ) and young :lol:


Q: Why do people always blame the goalie?? :?

Because last night the goalie was at fault for the first three goals. Ok, the defence might be at fault for not clearing the ball sooner, but the point is that the keeper could have quite easily stopped them.

Also, it doesn't help when David James is a poor keeper in the first place, the fact that he once played for Watford highlights this.


Does anyone else hate Premiership football?

Calamity James was crap when he was at West Ham...and I have grown to hate premiership footie.

I just got accepted into college doing music...anyone know what i can expect?

If it's doin A-Level then fun fun fun and then theres harmony......!!!!!!!! If its degree dont know not got there yet!!!

What colour should i paint my old guitar??? Or what shall i put on it??!

Paint it sky-blue pink with yellow spots!!

Q. Shall have a bath adn then get tea while watching lost, or get tea and then laze in the bath?

Get tea Chris, then laze in the bath - ;)

Q: Is the bath a double size? :oops: :lol:

Dottie - Poor Chris - you will frighten him






anyone here teach fitness programmes

I haven't a clue!

Should Dottie change her name so I can use the classic line "WhyMrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

A: Yes!!!

Q: Shall we continue Chris?

Me actually FA - qualified fitness instructor, just don't use it any more as no time with kids, job etc. :D (also conflicts slightly with medical training ;) )

Q: Is it raining down South yet?

:yikes: :yikes:

Why not, they are just jealous of us!


Q. Given that it's all going pear shaped at work tonight, shall i go in tomorrow or hide under the bed?

On the bed under the duvet sounds more comfy


cycle or walk?

Walk its better!!!!

Shall i eat this giant multicoloured lolly thats sat at the side starring at me???