Is it me... or is it cold?

It's bloody freezing, got numb feet and the wind is howling through the window pane

Window panes are luxuries.
The shop next door lost theirs an hour since.
I am debating hiding in the cellar for a week!!

It is like war time in Halifax isn't it ;) :lol:

If I'm not here tomorrow then send supplies for me and the munchkins as we will be off to see the wizard!!!

And now I am off as that ominous crash sounded distinctly like my chimney stack hitting the road!!

Strictly speaking I think Halifax is still actualyl at war with someone ...


Just had to dodge the bin bags and wheelies bins coming back into to work. Made it safe though, and there were no chickens on the road today!

:shock:
Our neighbours pantiles are scattered down the road...
Big trees, traffic signs and the road lights were already blown down...

I wish I was going to school again. No school here today and tomorrow because of that heavy hurricane!!!
People were asked by radio and television announcements not to go out today between 4p.m. and 9p.m.
Great, I have to work, so I have to go out lol :roll:

So can anyone tell me how it´ll be possible for me to arrive at work without being hit by a pantile or something else that´s flying around???? :panic: :angst:

It´s the worst storm in our city´s history here. About 150km/h
Nobody is on the streets, the kids were told to leave school at 12.30am and go straight home, if they couldnt go home (busses, trains arent driving) they can stay in school overnight.

It´s like in one of those apocalypse-movies.

I just hope our windows wont break.

Yes that was the most embarrassing display i have witnessed and i have seen a few. No bottle no fight pathetic.:oops:
They need to buy some defender's and quick. Kids have done well but seem's it was one game to far.
I felt sorry for Shearer having to sit with Hanson being a total tit. Still like always we will have blind loyalty and keep going. We might just win the UEFA cup.:roll:

I'm happy cause football training has been cancelled, it's too cold.

Apparently today is the most popular day of the year to go out on a date!

I see newcastle got beat last night.....




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:weee:



:cheer:



:twisted:

Hungry ... need Pizza ... and beer!

I gotta get a new computer

I gotta get a new computer, or, to put it another way......

This computer's about as much use as a Premier League fixture list to a Sunderland fan!!!!!!!!

What have I done to deserve this?:shock:

Maybe it's not a good idea to sleep while driving...especially when it's snowing...

And honestly...I wasn't sleeping...I was just daydreaming...

With your eyes closed and sending out Zed's?

Eyes opened...but glazed over...I did say I was daydreaming...didn't I???

Yes you did :D

Who's bright idea was it to have toast in bed?????

:shock:

I prefer other things in bed...strictly between you and me, of course...:oops:

You prefer marmite?

I don't even know what marmite is...:oops:

Marmalade???

:( My friends cat just had surgery :( :( :( :(

Best end, for a perfect day!!!!!!!!!!! *being VERY ironic* :evil: :evil: :evil:

Damn I need a punching ball !!!!!

Well...how did it go???

It went well, cat is back home but still under anaesthesia

I mean, look at that little angel there... Isn´t he beautiful??
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Sunny1.JPG

And why the hell is my friend consoling me? Shouldn´t I console her????

VERY CUTE kittie...and oh yes...I can read your signature...:oops:

I love this cat endlessly!
Can´t wait for tomorrow to see how he is!!
My friend didn´t want to hold the phone to kitties mouth so that I can hear him.
Dunno why lol

No worries, I can read my signature too... :oops:
Does it say a lot about ourselves? Nooooooo :roll: :lol:

Do you have your own cat? Looks like you might want to get one...

Does it say a lot about me that I can read your signature...I guess so...means...let's see...

Oh yes...it means I can read...WOW...hahahahaahhaha...

We have two cats.
Here´s one of our princesses lol
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Mausi.JPG

But I love my friends cat(s) at least as much as our kitties!!

Right, you can read... read internet slang :D :D :D
But that´s all it says about you, honest ;)

It's late for you, isn't it?

It´s 2:40 a.m. here
But I´m a nighthawk anyhow.
Luckily my day off tomorrow...

What time is it for you?

8:45 pm...I am looking for European insomniacs...hahahahahahaha...

Is in Europe and can't sleep, does that make me a European Insomniac?

:lmao:
Well that´s definitely me!!

Not a good habit though... :roll:

Not at all...I am an American insomniac...even worse...when I am up...there is NOBODY here...even European insomniacs are in bed...

loool :lawl: :lawl:

I know it´s nothing to laugh about for you, and somewhere in the deeper me I feel sorry for you (really!), but that was just so funny said :D

Oh I don't mean for anybody to feel sorry for me...I live to entertain...I just forget to use emoticons...

Here...a couple of those...:twisted: :lol:

I like those... lol

I´m off to bed now, trying to catch some sleep but having not much hope about it.

So good night mszee ;)

Good night, Betty...take care...was good talking to you...

... happy friday peeps ! ... :D ...

It's snowing here...no wonder these words were on my mind this morning...

The snow's really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here

Can we have some snow too? PLEASE....

Are you kidding? What do you need THAT for??? :shock:

Makes you traveling a nightmare...:(

No!! not kidding.. love the stuff!! lol

Oh I LOVE that stuff...when I am safely tucked in bed...and it's piling outside...and the next day is weekend and I don't can have to go anywhere and just have a pajama party here...

OR...if because of the storm work day is cancelled...

BUT....just like that...nah...had enough snow to last me a lifetime already...

So it's paty time then? lol

Yes and no...

NO...I am at work right now...:(

YES...it's Friday and my boss isn't in!!! :cool:

Finish work early then... I'll bring a bottle or two!!!

Weekend start's here!! lol

Oh yeah...Friday is definitely a drinking day...

Just remember...keep me away from here when I am drunk...I manage to post nonsense in every single thread I can find in my not so sober state...

One morning people found this on EVERY SINGLE thread:

:shock:

Hahahahahahaahahaha...

That's all I was able to copy and paste....hahahahahaha...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....
NO problem babe... Will keep it in mind..

whohooo
it´ll be my first long trip with my new car in a few minutes :weee:

and there´s no speed limit on the motorway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
already packed the car with loads of meat cd´s :whistle:

POETS day!!!!!!

Just working out how much Meat tour in May is going to cost me...if anyone wants any artwork or anything remotely craft-like doing for them, please pay me to do so!! :up:

Actually, we use the Premier League lists to see when newcastle play arsenal, chelsea and man u so we can snicker evilly!:twisted:

Do you do windows *holding her breath*....????

Cool! The autobahn! (spelling?!)
Have fun! Go like a bat out of hell!

As in glass?! Er...no! But I'll do you a fabulous hanging so you can't see whatever problem you have lol

Ummm...THAT I've learned to do a long time ago...

Argh...oh well...:cool:

Artwork!!

Well, if you could run off a large installation for this art trail in the park, and the local Lively Ladies group want a quilted square (8" x 8") for the community anniversary quilt. And we mustn't forget I promised the vicar a wooden boat (3' x 1' x 3') for the straw pulling at the village fair. Then i need a decent sized abstract piece for the living room wall. Oh and a fancy pattern for etching on the new bathroom door.

If you could knock that up in the next 2 weeks or so then I will make sure that you have all the slightly out of date Quality Street you can eat on the tour!

Knock anybody up would be faster...takes about what...30 seconds or so...

45 seconds of ecstasy and lifetime of suffering...

Enfant Perdu

The position is vacant - the wounds dehisce
the first falls - the other step into his shoes
yet i fall unconquered - and my weapons
they aren´t broken - only my heart break


(from Heinrich Heine Enfant Perdu-german poem)

*chokes on cuppa*

Zina! I am spoken for. I am not discussing "knocking up" of Lucy or anyone on the forums thank you very much!"

Did I say to knock up Lucy or anybody else on the forum? By you? :shock:

God forbid...:oops:

Was just posting my thoughts...*stuck out tongue*

Actually, was remembering my first trip to London...

This old lady asked a guide to wake her up in the morning...

Guide...a young man said...

Don't worry, luv...I'll knock you up in the morning...

The bus went deadly silent..............................

Chris - if out of date Quality Street will cover my tickets, train fares, flights, hotels and general living then I'll do all the artwork you want!!! Otherwise...

And for the record, I am not now, nor am I ever, planning to be "knocked up" !

mani fuori è mine

Nobody speaks English anymore...geez...

Some of us are cunning linguists ;-)

That's the name of our pub quiz team.

...you're from Yorkshire love!

That doesn't stop me being able to speak a number of languages over and above Yorkshire Dialect and English does it :twisted:

OK...let me explain...

I do NOT...and I repeat...do NOT...understand certain regional dialects of the great United Kingdom...especially when those dialects a p*ss drunk...

Is this Eye-talian???

But getting back on topic...

Was I supposed to knock you on the back and ask you who you're taken by? Cause I most certainly can do that...if that's what you want...sure...

Went to do my dinner, should really check what you're buying before you get home and go to cook it!!!!!

Dare we ask??? :shock:

Yeah, we dare :D What is it? Was it? Is it alive? Do ya gotta kill it first? :yikes:

He ain't online...THAT must have killed HIM...:yikes:

Didn't have it, had something else

But what was it???? :shock:

dead lol

And you wanted to eat it alive???? :shock:

Poor...:(

no, wanted to cook it

Alive? But it was dead...ok...

The mind boggles.

It was dead, I read the cover on the box too quick and it was kinda like what I thought it was but it wasn't exactly what I thought it was - clear now?

Yeh!!! clear.... I think!!! lol

I had pizza. It was dead before I put it in the oven too.

So tomorrow I'll have what wasn't what I thought it was with other stuff I didn't have coz it wasn't needed to go with what I thought it was after I've bought what I didn't realise I needed because if it was what I thought it was i didn't think I did, couldn't be any clearer!!!

Of course! <smiles and backs away slowly>

Takes his hat off to Carphone warehouse for withdrawing £3 million of sponsorship to a show that is making money out of racism. How the producers of that show could say that they could find no direct acts of racism is beyond me

chsib --

The worst thing is the waste of air that is Jade Goody will make a bloody fortune out of interviews now!!!!!

Actually...no...

1. What did you think it was?
2. What was it really?

Why are my bottle's empty...

It's hard to walk downstairs while drunk...will break my neck any moment now...watch out!!!

WHEW!!!

walking downstairs and postingon here AND drunk???? Impressive

I am a VERY impressive person...EVERYBODY who has ever met me was VERY impressed...

The question only is...pleasantly or UNpleasantly...