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A: Oysters :devil:
Q: Why does a little 'puff' of yoghurt always spray up your clothes when you open the pot? |
Because it is evil and has aspirations of world domination...and its vacuum packed.
OMG why is Jack Black sooo sexy???? |
A. Because jenna, you are in love.
Q. Why oh why me? |
A. because you are you :D :lol:
Q. fly around an empty forum :( ...or go do the ironing?? :roll: |
Come do my ironing while i surf the forums!!!
Q. Where should I take our lass on a date tomorrow night? |
Somewhere nice just tell us about it in your blog afterwards ;)
Q. who is your favourite simpsons character??? |
I think that a home-cooked candlelit dinner and chick flick followed by dancing in a dimly lit room comes across as incredibly romantic.
I got through the interview at Tesco..now I gotta go to an induction day tomorrow... WTF is an induction day??????? 8O |
I dunno!
Q. Why can't I get on with computers???? |
because computers are fundamently stupid, therefore fantastic intelligent people have problems with them because they think differently.
Q. when is chris going to update his blog??? |
When he's ready 8)
Anyone done any Xmas shopping - I aint started yet 8O |
Nope, im skint and any presents i do buy either get eaten or broken.
anyone know a good cure for a tension headache that doesnt involve pills? im already on meds... |
you can run a hot bath, lots of bubbly bubbles, put some music on (not that calming shit, you want stuff you like and no dolphins sounding like they are dying) put the heater on, and just loll around naked. Thats what i do. What???
Q. How come when i finish a lovely painting and I put it on the table, why does my cat immediatly jump on it and dribble over the watercolours?????????? |
Tiger or Alfie?
Alfie would because hes all cute and cuddly and lovely and curious and wants to express his love for you through the medium of your paintings... Tiger...well...Tiger's retarded. what are the worst symptoms of dehydration..(apart from headaches and blackouts)? I have only had 12 glasses of water all week and i think its affecting me in some horrid way |
DEHYDRATION
Main symptoms: Headaches Thirst Irritability & Confusion When you pinch the back of your hand - the skin does not bounce back as quickly as normal Worst case senario: ACIDOSIS Accumulation of waste products in the body To help restore these symptons take some "still" isotonic glucose drinks. For the headaches - there is a new stick on the market - I think it is called FOREHEAD - you just wipe it across your head & it takes affect from the outside inwards. Hope this helps :roll: Anyone seen any good DVD's lately??? |
our house - madness musical
why did I agree to go and watch Bridget Jones with my wife, when I'm sure there are better things to do?? |
Cos Bridget Jones rocks and the first one is my pick-me-up movie
im baking a cake tomorrow...should i make a cherry sponge or a plain one? |
Meet him at the door suitably dressed (?!), offer him that champagne and steak meal that you've been slaving over all afternoon, then see whether he wants dessert or not... :wink:
Now how can I win the lottery - I only want about half a million - that's not too much to expect is it? |
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A to Biter: a cherry, it's nice! Q. I have an exam very soon. proper gcse, should i lock myself in a cupboard and refuse to come out???? |
A:lol: Yeah you should lock yourself in a cuboard, me too please... :lol:
Q. What do you like more watching cartoons or drawing them? |
Watching them 'cos I can't draw.
Why do I often think there's someone standing behind me? |
Because you can feel them, staring and they quickly leave when they think you're going to look. Weird I can feel someone now, but there is no one.
Psychology work, do the whole lot which he didn't ask for but it'll make me look good, or just do what he asked for? |
Do as much as you can Keb - you might impress him and get a good mark but you'll also feel good about it! :wink:
Should we ban smoking altogether in public places or not (ha ha politically current topic of today in the UK)? |
A: In the pubs yes... I could go to pubs if there would be so much smoke in the air...
Q: Do you like winter? |
A. In some terms, yes. In winter whenn the cats leave a dead mouse out for moi to clean up it doesn't get many maggots.
A. Tarzan impressions are not big and certainly not clever, so why did ihave to do one and break my foot in process today? |
Because youre a friend of mine and everything connected to me has a retarded streak somewhere in out genetic make up....
What on earth are we gonna do with airhead??? |
A - Put her on display at some amusement park or zoo. :)
Q - What topic is vaguely related to biology, interesting, slightly unusual and I can do as a five minute talk/debate? :? |
A. Airhead
Q. how many moons does the Earth have?? |
ahhhhhhhh! I'm touched, Keab! :oops:
A. The earth has several million moons, just so tiny no one can see them. Q. Is my teacher stupid for saying the more people are screaming, the least pain they are in? |
Yes she is.
am i a sad sack for liking my work on the tills at tesco? |
yes.
Q. why are machines annoying? |
A - It's part of a plot to drive the entire human race insane so they can take over and turn us in to dribbling slaves!
Q - What's the weather going to be like this weekend in the welsh mountains? |
A. Wet, rainy and windy. It's wales.
Q. Am I an idiot? |
NO
You as sane as the rest of us What can I get Hubby for Xmas???? |
How much have you got to spend? I think a great present would be to recreate your first date (if you can!) and show him how much you love him by writing down everything you feel for him in a poem or love letter...
Or you could just get him socks. Work is soooo boring at the mo...shall I buy a monkey? |
NO - stick with a hamster
What can I do today - I'm bored - have an infectious eye virus - so can't go anywhere till tomorro 8O FED UP!!!!!!!!! |
Just sit and do nothing. Play monopoly by yourself and act all sorry for yourself.
Q. I have pins and needles in my foot that is in plaster. What canI do???? |
A. Stab your foot with a ruler.
Q. My mate sam is sittin next to me and she keeps tryin to bite me what should i do? |
A: Out your teeth in and bit back :lol:
Q: Where is the Love? |
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Q. Why won't the radio play any decent songs yet?!? |
http://music.uk.launch.yahoo.com/launchcast
Create your own radio station. If anyone wants to listen to mine, my username is jenna300987. Knock yerself out :wink: I hardly survived three hours of tesco today...HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE 8?????? |
Like the rest of us have to endure 8 hours of work (or more) - you just get on with it & think about the wages at the end of the month :cry:
Has anyone seen any robins yet ??? |
No, I don't go to the bank 8O
Is it ok to cheat on your partner?? |
absolutely NO! Love is meant to be a special gift for two people to share with achother and no one else, gerry.
Q. Do you love me? :( |
Of course I do em...
I need some advice...I have a mole on my arm that has changed colour and size and im not sure what to do...do I leave it to calm down or go to the hospital cos I've been told to leave it and its worrying me a bit. |
Go to hospital. Could be skin cancer, but go anyway and have it checked out. Could be anything, but prevention is better than cure.
Q. Is Gerry a madman or just a nymphomaniac? |
No, hes just a slut.... (sorry Gerry, I luv ya really)
Shall I snog TheBloke or not? I really cant decide |
A: Why not...!!! :oops:
Q: Wot's the most adventurous thing you've ever done :lol: _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
Hmm difficult, skateboarding and going down this huge ramp, or just climbing down from my mums top floor flat to the ground floor via the balconies.
Evil stepmums, should they get away with being evil or do they need a good slap? |
Hi Keb...reckon I know you by a different name on my site :) (but maybe wrong- meat loaf cd clock...beat loaf ring any bells?)
Anyway, your question: Absolutely, Yes (including a few of mine) :twisted: My dad's had more wives than Henry the VIIIth So Q: If you could do any job, what would it be :??: _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
Keb - Slapping your stepmum could get you into trouble - rise above it - if you can :(
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Anyone got Sims 2 & is it any good? |
Yes its amazing.
We're having a 'talk' where we (my stepmum and I) are supposed to sort things out, I don't think I have done anything wrong apart from being born. What should I do? |
a. Keb, have this talk. Just to shut her up. I know what it feels to have a pure bitch for a stepmother, and I've felt like hitting her before. Just curb your temper and take it out on a pillow later.
Q. Is it me or does Slade make christmas more... christamssy? |
"So here it is, merry christmas, everybodys having fun....."
Hell yeah! Slade ARE christmas!!!! It is not christmas till Capital Gold (uk radio station) play thet on the 23rd of december....when I start shopping :oops: Keb, have that talk but keep your guard up...stepparents are commonly very tricky creatures, I know, im in the middle of a nasty war with the thing my mum married. Anyone know what IRC chat is? |
Well yes I do :D
Internet Relay Chat (good program mIRC) Its the basis non frilly chat program. But its not web based..you have it on your computer like an email program and it connects to others using the internet (just like sending and receiving email). Q: So what's the worst thing about Chat programs? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
Sorry this isnt answering your question person above...
Gerry what you said on the other page can you cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. I dont agree with Airhead. I think it is okay on some accounts, you cant rule it out altogether. :twisted: :heart: :down: love isnt real much anymore so whats the point. Q. Seriously have you ever been in love and stayed in love right up to now? |
Love will tear us apart. . .
I'm in love. Right now. It hurts, but what doesn't? |
chocolate snowballs dont hurt..except if you eat too many..then you get farty and that can hurt.
Where ya been Rob? |
I felt I was aggravating people here, so I left.
Is anyone glad that I came back? |
YES! My robbie is back!!! *Hugs rob so much he chokes* Wooops....
Q. Why was I dreaming of boats last night? |
A. Because you have a desire to be a fisherman.
Q. What do you say to a girl when she asks you to meet her parents? |
Answer. Depends, if you want to or not.
Question. You find a hat what do you do? a. Put it on and walk off. b. Kick it and have a :evil: attack you. c. walk past it and chase a cat. |
Answer: C
Q: Why wont my new keyboard do what I want it to lol? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
A. Don't know :oops:
Q. What is it you want your keyboard to do!? |
A: As it's told (Actually move from one sound to another mid-track without there being a sound gap...roland are dealing with it so watch this space!!!)
Q: Can my fish see thru the tank wall? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
A. I think so - my 'late' fish could :lol:
Q. What was the last movie you went to see? |
i dont know. Have you cleaned it recently?
Q. what can I eat tonight that's different to cold ravioli still in the tin? |
A. Gets some chips or order a Chinese.
Q. My dog keeps sexually harrassing my little brother, what can he do to stop it. :tard: |
give the dog a vibrater. He's desperate. :tard:
Q. Will someone go out with me? |
MEMEME!!! I WANNA GO OUT WITH YA!!!!! Seriously tho, as soon as i get paid, we are going out and having a good time...
To the person with the potential rapist dog, threaten it with neutering...it'll calm down... I drawed my first good pikture! Am I a clever girl? |
No, you are BARKING mad :wink:
Whose going out dressed as Santa this year?? |
Not me and thats for sure!
We had the talk and she didn't answer one question straight. My dad doesn't deserve me does he? |
A: Dunno
Q: Who's ~~~~~~~~~~? |
A. A ML-tribute-act...
Q. Favorite non-ML song? |
Fav non ML song...hmmm...
A: Telegraph Road - Dire Straits Q: What can I do to stop one of my twin two year old daughters from terrorising my new tropical fish? LOL _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
A. Lucky you...2-year-old twins...you are Rich!
About the fish though...put in a a Very high shelf, for at least the next year! :lol: Q. Who 'owns' the remote-control in your house? |
The one with the biggest muscles (or loudest voice) at the time - well, that will be me then! :lol:
Why do I always get a cold when I'm about to deliver a lecture to 500 people? |
A: My seven year old son swiftly followed by Katie, one of the duo!
Q: What's the hardest things about having twins? A :D |
Someone Pleease help me, what is the last question?
I know, am So stupid somtimes :lol: |
Well, no one answered my question Mariella so I'm upset :(
So my question is: why did no one answer my question? (you can answer Mariella if you like - pretty please :D ) |
I got confused, thought LoafStein had answered his own question about his twins with :D
A. I had not seen your question :oops: But to answer your original question: because it is very scary! Q. What color is you sweater? |
Pink today, about this shade :oops:
What did you eat for your last meal? |
A. Cauliflower - we call it bloemkool :lol:
Q. What are your plans for this evening? |
Meet my friend John and his new wife!
Q: What are your plans? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
Have a lovely evening, please! :)
A. Am having my friend, Helma over for coffee...and a few drinks. Q. The best things in life are ... |
Oh thank you...you too :)
A: Definately not free!!!! Q: So whats the most costly thing you bought (excluding home, car, bike) _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
A. This past year, not too may things (have been Good!) :lol: ...it is probably the ML-tickets through ebay...worth every cent though...priceles-memories.
Q. What do have for breakfast? |
Well, this last 12 months I lost 148 pounds in weight so I eat not very much. Generally nothing but sometimes i'll eat some smoked salmon because I love fish!!
Q: Do you know if Jim Steinman has recovered now? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
Very good about the weight-loss!...I noticed you have 'a thing' with fish.
I think Meat once bought a fish for Leslie before they were married - he found it very romantic...and delicious ofcourse! A. Yes, I believe Jim is on the road to recovery and has improved :) Q. Coffee or tea...milk, sugar? |
Neither thanks - a diet coke please!
Why is it that we always choose a diet coke with a fattening meal? |
A. To have 'the illusion' we are on a diet.
Q. What was the most funny thing that happened to you today? |
I fell on my butt in a packed train :oops:
is barbecue chicken the best food on earth or what?? |
No not really. Minted lamb chops and then its yes.
Parents evening, where should I hide, or should I go with them? |
hide, always hide...
Q. what is the square root of -1?? |
A: According to my Windows Calculator its an "Invalid Input for Function" lol
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A - Surely the square root of 1 is 1. As 1 x 1 = 1.
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Sorry to go back but there is no square root to -1 because if you times a number by itself it becomes positive even if it is a minus.
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I think it's definately all PYE :wink:
Q: Doner and Shish Kebab 4 dinner 2nite?? |
Hell yeah! Thets what im having too :D
Lamb doner, plenty of hot sauce and haagen daz for dessert :drool: whats the french word for prescription? We've been arguing over this for days in the pharmacy |
A. just say prescription with a french accent (true i looked it up)
Q. nobody has heard of imaginary numbers then?? |
My imaginary friend says he uses imaginary numbers.
Why can't i keep my temper? |
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