Has Michael Jackson's old nose.

looks like ben

Threw her birthday cake at Meat

is double jointed, can pick her nose with her toes

Sends her dirty socks to dry cleaners

is a mob's moll

Is a Soprano's uncle

uses a jar of hair gel a day to keep the wig in control

Has a secret wig collection stolen from barristers over a 20 year period

Has a first class degree from Harvard in Antidisestablishmentarianism

Has several ASBO orders against him but still rides into city centres on a white pony shouting "I didn't break the law. I am the law"

Likes to sing Wild Rover while sitting on a toilet

Likes to drink Wild Turkey while sitting on the toilet

breeds parrots

Has a stuffed parrot in his closet

Is Danny DeVio's body double

Sits all day in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta and refuses to come out

Was born in a cross-fire hurricane

Was NEVER born...IS a fetus...

Is a gin-soaked bar room queen from Memphis.

Sells lemonade on the streets of Liverpool

Owns a variety of sequinned jumpsuits which he wears to the pub at weekends

Stuck around st. petersburg, when they saw it was a time for a change, killed the czar and his ministers, heard Anastasia scream in vain.

Has no sympathy for anyone

See's a red door and wants it painted black.

Does a pretty mean Shakin Stevens impression

Walks on crutches...POOR...

Is replacing Joan Rivers on the red carpet at next years Oscars

What year were you born in??? She hasn't been there for ages...

Is Joan Rivers illegitimate daughter

Hasn't cut her toenails in years.

Has a toenails fetish

all the more reason to replace her

Looks EXACTLY like his avatar and has the same attitude

made 28 million dollars last year from selling american people shares in aleprechaun making company

Has no road-sense.

Just has no sense

Buys nose drops in bulk

is still waiting to lose 3 baby teeth

tried to send George Clooney a vietnamese pot bellied pig

Has no sense of humour:p

Lost all his teeth in his last Bank robbery before RAH

Can't eat three shredded wheat.

Shreds wheat just to be able to eat it...

will the on the next 'Got Milk?' poster

RUNS when he hears "Send in the clowns"

is masking her own childhood traumas in relation to circus clowns by trying to convince others that they have that same fear

Was fired from Barnum Circus for trying to perform on all 3 rings simultaneously...

Tried to shoot me out of a cannon (had nothing to do with the circus)

Is Spartacus.

Looks EXACTLY like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus...and is of about the same age

Was one of the first across the red sea when Moses parted the waves.

Drowned in the Red Sea while trying to be The Flying Mouse tribute

was kermit the frog's stunt double in all the muppet movies

HATES to post p*ss about other members on this thread

Can't remember anything, even if it did happen only yesterday.

Has to send out multiple PMs and e-mails each morning with the request of reminding him his name

Framed Roger Rabbit.

Is Mickey Mouse impersonator

Is a cross dressing construction worker called Brian

Loves to sing IACBTMN as a duet with himself

You're not far wrong there :lmao:

Hasn't seen her feet for over 16 years.

Reads Playboy magazine religiously...strictly for the articles...

Has fleas.

And that would be how made up???

Has a gerbil for a pet and regularly takes him for a walks in the park

Is the love child of Godzilla and Goofy

NOW we're getting personal...

Steals bills from his neighbors and pays them regularly

once got charged with indecent exposure

Only once??? :roll:

Threw his bra at Meat in 2005

Is a ladyboy

Types with his nose

Sang the whole of bat out of hell while standing on her head

Sang I Will Do Anything For Love...But I Won't Do THAT the last time he had sex

Has three elbows.

it's good to serenade a loved one!

redecorated their office with an axe

Regularly wears a Mister Blobby outfit.

borrowed said outfit from me and didn't wash it before returning it

Hasn't wasted his youth a all, in fact spent all of it teaching sunday school classes and doing macrame.

Loves cross stitching and made a portrait of Meat entirely of wolves with red roses...

The movie 'groupies forever' was based on the person above's life

Is a world famous Bolivian Nasal Flute player.

Likes to march around the house wearing a plaid skirt and playing his bagpipes

ran the new york city marathon backwards

Can find NYC on the map of Australia

auditioned to be the female terminator for terminator 3

likes to do the rocky horror as Frank

nice one lol

will replace Oliver Khan as the new Bayern Munich goalkeeper next season

Became famous for writing the song "Every Breath You Take" which, of course, subsequently became stalker's anthem

Can sing all of Abba's songs in the style of Martin Luther King.

Will never reach 10,000 posts

Can sing all the Meat Loaf songs in the style of Paris Hilton

wrote Escape for Enrique Ingleseas as the stalking song for the modern generation

was the person the song "shaddup you face" is about

Is Joe Dolce

was born under a wand'rin star

Punched Jimmy into the nose because disagreed with the title "Heaven Can Wait"

was the person the movie "american pie" based one

edit: damn, too slow, was for Andy

broke fist on my face

was disappointed that the never ending story ended

chained the unchained melody

Bought all the seats at RAH and enjoyed the show all on his own...