Has her gloves attahced to each other by a string which runs up the arms of her coat.

Consistently wears bows in his hair

walked a mile in my shoes and didn't clean them before she gave them back

Persists on saying that I have borrowed his clown shoes size 152-1/2

left her pink socks in those shoes

Has the words 'front' and 'back' embroidered in her gold sparkly thongs.

gave the above item to me as a christmas present

Wears it to his evening job in the lap dancing club

Will do some lap dancing after Wembley concert

Has frequently been arrested at Meat Loaf concerts after climbing up on stage and attempting to stuff dollar bills in his G-string

Threw her grandmother's bra at Meat Loaf concert circa 1919

Is descended from Peruvian Royalty

Has a goat in her yard

Lives with mr blobby

Humps mr blobbys goat everyday at 3.54PM in the city halls closet.

Is a being form another time and another place.

Is going to wear pretty pink tutu to Wembley

Is going to look good wearing it :p

Wears the tutu on stage :p

wishes he had the legs for a tutu

gets off on watching men wear tutus :p

know how to rewire a jag

has never stolen one

Was asked to be the Harmony Hairspray girl

Isn't jealous of my hair at all ;)