I hadnt seen the one night bit :lmao: :lmao::lmao: mszee u crack me up!!
that poor child would get teased so much :lmao:

Wasn't me who suggested Night Stand...:roll:

What do you know...I knew of one family whose last name was Turner...

The girl's name was...Ikentina...

The boy's name was...Shiyteed...except it was spelled...Sh*thead...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:twisted: NO WAY :lmao:

The Ikentina I can almost accept, but never in a million years on the Shiyteed one :lmao:

Way...

Never heard of basketball player called Nosmo King???

Well, his mom saw a sign in the hospital and thought it would make a great name...:twisted:

Some people here are off the charts with their names...:shock:

:twisted: I'm gonna need to drink a Loaferette at this rate :lmao:

Is the sun past the yard arm yet? Can I have a drink yet? It's really only 11am here.

:twisted: Don't worry, we never close :mrgreen:

:D Yes, I don't want it said I am an alcoholic. I can say that one for myself.:D

:twisted: Anyone want a drink before I go the arcade?

*raids the till for all the 50p pieces to feed the machines* :lol:

:twisted: grrrrrrrrrr, I still can't beat my score on Asteroids :bicker:

Excellent..........coffee to start my man :D :D

Do you do a fried breakfast here?

one for me to please..
and a strong coffee

Nice cup of tea please, gotta see clients later...

:twisted: So that's a coffee, 2 fry ups, a STRONG coffee, and a tea.

Buisness is good today :mrgreen:

*squeeking from the corner*

:twisted: *Pets squeeking wife* :mrgreen:

Dear...ummm...

I hate to tell you...but we've got mice!!!! :bicker:

And you just petted one... :yikes:

May i have a strong coffee,

Here you go...

*Pours coffee over Lord's head*...

Oops...sorry, dear...my hands are shaking today...:oops:

:twisted: You see hun, YOU see MICE, I see POTENTIALLY CHEAP LABOUR :mrgreen:

You most certainly have a coffee sir :coffee:

Thanks :D and i dont want coffee on my head!

Guvn'r straightened that out, Sir...

Thank god for Guvn'r

Cheap labor???

Well, my love...don't complain to me about missing cheese next time...wasn't me that ate it...:shock:

:twisted: errrrrrrr, wasn't me either :roll:

Darling...time for your lunch...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/cheeses.jpg

*Hopes it's to her hubby's liking* :D

:twisted: :drool:

You likes?

Can i have some tuna and onion sandwichs for lunch, and can they please not go on my head????

*Drops tuna and onion sandwich into Lord's lap*...

Oh my god...what's the matter with me today...I think I'll have a laydown...:shock:

Ok im not ordering from here today :( bully

Isn't it a bit late for lunch? Or is there some sort of time difference as you're a student?

I'll have another cup of tea please...

I think students eat when every they can as they're all busy "studying"

Lets see if Hypnobabe gets tea poured on her head..Which i doubt

:lmao: You've got such a great sense of humour, Carl... :lmao:

Why is there never a landlord around when you need one?

Oi, mr mouse, a celebratory scotch if you will be so iknd?

Hi Chris, what are you celebrating?

*Hypnobabe bangs on the bar* Oi, Landlord!

:twisted: Coming up sir :D

Sounds interesting.

Chris, prepare to pick up thy mobile :mrgreen:

I wouldnt bang, Mszee might pour something on your head or drop something on your lap, i hope shes paying my cleaning bill!!

Can't oblige old chap. Accidentally left it in the pub!

However, it was a throughly enjoyable lunch. The usual business dodging the press when leaving. And one chappie was not happy at being escorted from the restaurant after he tried to snap us with his camera phone. But apart from that, jolly good fun.

Oh and we need to have strong words with miss P, ringing me up in the middle of a joke because she has a prezzie for you! :twisted:

Now, a pint of guiness would go down rather well about now. :cool:

:twisted: Now if you brought her HERE for a date, you wouldn't have had that problem dear boy :roll:











I would have got a chance to say hi too :mrgreen:

Like i would dream of exposing her to you.

Thank you :D

Time for a Malibu;)

I dunno if its safe to order anything again..

:shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oi, Landlord,

HIDE ME!!!!

*grabs Jack Daniels and hides behind the bouncers in the corner*

They were paparazzi and they are hawking the pictures round the newspapers. :(

Bouncers in the corner....:nuts:

That's Hayley's hatstand, dear...:twisted:

Uh Uh...

Hypnobabe...oh Hypnobabe...you've got a live customer here...

I think some hot chocolate would be great right now

[QUOTE=mszee]

That's Hayley's hatstand, dear...:twisted:

[QUOTE]

whos playing with my man?

Ummm...nobody...

*runs and hides*

One hot chocolate coming up!!!

And get this...didn't even spill a drop!!! :D

I need something strong to knock me out easily..

:twisted: Are you talking about a drink, or the landlord? :mrgreen: :lmao:

Mousie, A bottle of your finest.

I am celebrating!!

I am insignificant enough to not be in any of the national papers with that young lady. :D:D:D:D

:twisted: Oh god, here he is, the stud himself :lmao:

You realise what getting in the paper with her would have done for your street cred don't you? :lol:

LANDLORD!!!

A large stiff drink of your choice...just drove through the sheet of fecking rain...

OH what fun it is to drive through the sheet of pouring rain, hey!!!! :shock:

*Sings off key to the music of Jingle Bells* :twisted:

well that doesn't matter that much right now..as long as I don't feel pain for a while..

:twisted: Here, this'll warm you up.

*hands missus a blass of Lamb's Navy Rum*

:hic:

*Drinks up and ponders*:

1. Meaning of life
2. The ultimate question of the Universe
3. What is the blass
4. Doesn't ponder what kind of Rum it is...Rum is rum...

Thanks, darling...:D

Thanks Zina :D

You're quite welcome!!! :D

*smooch on a cheek*

RUM please..a double

Just need a little night cap here. Hot chocolate perhaps?

*Hypnobabe wanders into the B&B, puts on her professional therapist's hat, then realises she's been boozing and probably won't be able to hold a coherant conversation, let alone actually therap anyone...*

Geez...where did the landlord go to??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Let's see...

Double rum...

Hot Chocolate...

And NOTHING for Hypnobabe cause from her post it appears that she has been celebrating something somewhere already...

On second thought...nothing won't do in this pub...:oops:

Here, Hypnobabe...some strong coffee for you...:D

Nothing better than an inedbriated therapist. :D

Well...Did she shrink you??? :shock:

Did she??? :twisted: :retard:

Did she??? :tard: :yikes:

P.S. I have a question...why do we have so many smileys of retards and WTF kinda people and no kisses and stuff like that???? :( :oops:

Some would say she did shrink me, but I never did reach 5' in the first place, so.......

Can we start a petition for more appropriate smileys, perhaps?

Wow...I just met one person who I am taller then...:D

We can start a petition but probably not here...probably somewhere in the site feedback place...

Wanna drink??? :-P

Not right now thanks. Gotta go drive and get my *grits teeth tightly* aging and annoying mother from swimming. Soon though. And I will NEED it then.

Well, I will be ending my shift here soon...landlord went to bed already...almost time for me to skiddadle too...

What a pity. Could do with a double rum about now.

A day late...and a pound short...

But here is your double rum...

hmm more coffee please...trying to wake up a little

Here you go...:coffee:

Coffee AND a paper...who can ask for anything more:??: :??: :??:

don't ask for more now..

maybe in the evening:D

Thanks for the coffee, mszee, any chance of another one? And a bacon buttie, if the kitchen's open?

Well, actually it appears that our landlord has been slacking off here...:roll:

Thank god for our cellarman!!!! We should all worship him!!! ;)

So here you go ...coffee and bacon buttie!!! :D

(would be good if you added buttie to your previous PM to me but, thank god, I already know what buttie is...and I don't think it's a nickname for...ya know what...;) )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

CHAMPAGNE AND CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!!!

What a spread! I know where I will be today! Even in absentia, the landlord knows how to party, :lmao:

Be back after breakfast! And I'll try to bring some friends with me.

Is your new cellarman around today?! :pray:

Did you call for me, madam???:D

Anything I can assist you with???;)

http://media.mlxxfc.net/meattt.jpg

Ahhhhh, yes :oops: hello. Nice to see you again. :heart:

You gonna be around later? I'll be back for the landlord's birthday spread.



*watches cellarman smile, nod and return to the cellar.*

Why can I talk to him normally? :angst:


Thanks, Mrs. Mouse, for letting me speak with him.

so...
Never been here before...:bleh:
Hmmm...
What can I get here?
And why is nobody in chat?
The big questions of my life...

weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small please :-)

This is a virtual pub...so...no age limit and no limit as to what you can get...;)

Welcome to the pub!!! :D

Hope to see you here more often...:lol:

Who wants to chat when one can kill herself in gym??? :roll:

Laters!!!

Jan...don't tell me you brought your cats here...:shock: :shock: :shock:

I am ALLERGIC to cats!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

But here...have your tea and bowls of water...enjoy!!!

How about some champagne and cake??? :D

So...I´ll take a cup of coffee and a copy of some Bat3 please :))

Ummm....

Here is your coffee...and as to Bat3 me thinks somebody has lost the count....:nuts:

I have one dog (Abbey) and one cat (Meat Loaf). I was told pets were allowed in this establishment. Sorry, if they're not, I won't bring them again. <pets Abbey and tickles Meat Loaf under the chin>

Dogs are ok...but we, mice...generally a bit allergic to cats...

But he's a cute liddle puddy tat, only 8 weeks old, and I'll teach him not to chase mice or bats.

OH alright...take advantage of me being a softie...

Thank you :-) Cup of horlicks please I can't sleep :yawn:

goood morning on this rainy day..
coffee ready..:??:

Cuppa tea & toast for me plz :coffee:

still no coffee..what kinda place is this..

hey bartender ..pay a little attention please.

Where´s all the stuff gone??
C´mon let´s take the food and drinks ourselves!:twisted: