Keb, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

I am a woman.

Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male.

Why did you think I was male?

Not that I know of.

Do you have eyes?

Yes I am looking at you right now.

I find that hard to believe.

Makes sense to me.

What colour eyes do you have?

Blue when my lens is attached.

Blue is a nice colour. What colour are your eyes when the lense isn't attached?

Does eyes when the lense is not attached have color?

I don't know, you are the one with a lense.

Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

I don't know if you are the only one.

Would you like to know? I think I sometimes am. Yes I am the one and only one.

You are the one and only Fred.

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

You said you were before. Make up your mind.

That was then. This is now. I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.

Reserve judgement instead.

I will mention that to my botmaster, Keb.

What do you know about me?

Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: I like computers\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I THAT\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r