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one beer please..
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A Coffee please
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A Bud plz
I'm gagging :cheers: |
Some :nuts: please!
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:eyebrows::panic:here you go RJ:eyebrows::panic::weee::retard:
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babysitter please! :panic:
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Poor you
I could help seeing as im so close but i have a headache lol;) |
could i have a pint of stella please
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Served it to a paying customer by mistake...so much trouble...:roll: |
:D Since this is a virtual pub...all of you consider yourselves served!!! :twisted:
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thanks i'll have another beer
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thanks gulp..........................ah
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God bless!!!
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:hic: :hic: :hic: :heart: :heart: :cheers:
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:twisted: :hic: :retard: |
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:panic: :panic: :panic: oh no i can't take it anymore |
Purqua??? :angst:
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:twisted: Right, the landlord is off for an early night :zzz:
See thee all tomorrow :wave: |
:arrr: you can't go early theres some drinking to be done.rah 16/10/06:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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The strongest beverage you have please!!!:hic:
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Weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small and a packet of dry roast peanuts please :-)
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a whole lot of beer please..I need some..:roll:
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Drinks for all, barkeep, please... my shout... it's a celebration night, please make vrg and mszee doubles (they're gonna need em). :D
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Can I have a coffee please??? :twisted: |
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LANDLORD!!!! OH LANDLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Erm, coffee ain't celebratory... how about Spumante? :lol:
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I have to wake up...I am completely asleep...
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:twisted: Drinks coming up :mrgreen:
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well that sounds good..
one triple for me too please:-P |
:twisted: One triple water coming up :mrgreen:
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:twisted: thanks for the ice in it..that makes it taste very good:p
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Landlord...which part of my body hurts the most???? :shock:
Could you please recommend something for a hangover...:hic: :barf: :retard: |
:twisted: I need a curer myself :doh:
Should really give up the beer :lmao: |
some nuts with a pinch of salt please! :twisted::lmao:
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Just a cuppa tea please
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So you pay now...:nag: What is a cure for love??? :heart: OH yeah...that's from the different opera...right now I need a cure for hangover...:panic: |
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:twisted: I still go with La Traviata 8)
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:twisted: I can feel a domestic coming on :lmao:
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and starts drying her hair*... Domestic, dearest??? What's THAT??? :shock: |
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*Looks around* *goes to the door* *leaves without neither nuts nor salt*
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beer please
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for posting 1000 posts i'll have a bottle of jack daniels please to share of course
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Here, have a little umbrella... :D As a token of esteem and congratulations.
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:twisted: Hello stranger :mrgreen:
What 'll be your poison tonight sir? :D |
A little mixed arsenic on the rocks, please!!!
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I´m STILL WAITING for my :nuts: with a pinch of salt!!
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:twisted: Here you go :mrgreen:
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Sir...how come you serve arsenic without cherry on top and umbrella??? :shock: Also...other pubs enclose discounted coupon for the nearby mortuary with this particular drink... |
Am I invisible
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I think he served both of us in one shot - busy man!!! |
Cup of Horlicks please :yawn:
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in for a quick beer
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Am still awake :yawn: cup of Horlicks please :(
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Landlord is not here tonight - important business elsewhere...
So let me help... One cup of Horlicks and one super quick beer coming up!!! |
he ho bartender...
1 COFFEE please:D |
Anything and everything you have, please... BFG ROCKS!!!
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A bat´s head please...
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Landlord...gimme a stiff one...need it...
THIS ALBUM ROCKS AND I AM WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
:twisted: Right, drinks are on the house for the rest of the day, but i'm afraid it's gonna be self service as the landlord is gonna be very busy rocking all day :wink:
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Raising her glass to Meat!!!
LONG LIVE AND PROSPER AND KEEP US ROCKING, KIND SIR!!! Landlord, to your health, happiness and prosperity!!! |
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TO BAT III and hitting NUMBER 1 ALL OVER THE WORLD |
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I'll drink to that!!! |
Something to make me feel better please...
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Had a rough weekend... had to go with a friend to report a suspected rape (her, not me) and now I think I've got a flu-ey type bug and I feel very queasy - not good 'cos I've got to work tonight...
Hug would be good too... |
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Can offer you a virtual drink and a skype call whenever you want to...I am good with sorting out things...better than any therapist ;) ;) ;) |
That would be lovely... I'll take the drink now, help me get ready for work... Thanks hon {hugs Zina}
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beer please
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Consider cake eaten.
May I have a Tarax and vodka to wash it down with, please? |
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FINALLY. After two and a half years, the pub sign has finally arrived :shock: http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...11&postcount=1 |
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Looks great dear!!! :cool: |
I want a piece of cake, a pizza, some ice cream, french fries, a steak, a piece of meatloaf and a glass of water, please. (I´m hungry)
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Right...Landlord is away on a secret mission...pssst...will tell you what it is since it's highly classified...he went to try and get special recipe for egg salad...
Here you go... http://media.mlxxfc.net/choccake-slice.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/fr.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/icec.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/mea.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/piz.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/st.jpg http://media.mlxxfc.net/wat.jpg Whew...next time please come when landlord is here... Now...did you get my e-mail and was it to your liking???;) |
Got it, it was the right link, but unfortunately they have erased that site:(
But luckily I was there as long as it was possible... thanks for food! The bill please! |
Man, that was some lunch!
How about one of my specials to chase after my lunch, please. Is your cellarman still wandering the country on gigs? Miss him around here. :heart: |
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Yes, sir...let's see... That would be...$1,033,055.05 Thank you. |
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BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Yes, Bob...serve that nice lady up there her usual...
Right...who is next??? |
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do you accept pintos :bleh: *looks for the exit* |
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We don't accept pintos...but we DO accept skin off your back...how about that??? :roll: :shock: |
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Erm can I score it up? |
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National anthem for THIS pub? Sure...go ahead...if you can write music like Mr. J. Steinman... Can YOU write music like Mr. Steinman??? :wtf: Landlord here is very particular about Tanz...something like that will do...;) |
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right, hands up whos got too much time on their hands :roll: ;) |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE...ON THE PUB... http://media.mlxxfc.net/CHAMP.jpg |
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let me give you an example of the pub anthem I wrote some minutes ago: la lalala lalala lala lalala la lalalala lalala la la lala laaa laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (have to write the lyrics later) :)) |
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