something strong please:cool:

hellooooo i thought it would be fitting that my first post back after my absence due to lack of internet should be in the pub!!
A large vodka and coke please!!!

Write the notes and the lyrics and you've got a deal...and don't you dare leave without either paying or anthem...

When it rains...it pours...*sigh*...oh well...

Something VERY strong for Caelan - have no clue what it is...

Large vodka and coke for Hayley - welcome back, hon...we missed you!!!

thanks zina i missed u lot 2!!i hated being without the internet it sucked badly!!!

Hayley!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I hate that feeling too! We´re internet addicted!:panic:


so, yeah... lyrics...let me see, an average Jim Steinman song includes the words

pit, fire, burn, hell, love

so, let´s call it the

The pits of love (are burning in the fires of hell)
eh? :))

And that would pertain to Bat and Belfry how??? :bicker:

Alright...cutting you a slack and giving you till tomorrow...but it HAS TO BE good...ok?

(Although I do like a sound of it...kinda...The pits of love are burning in the fires of hell)...

Yeah...I like THAT...

I can only imagine...well, sit down, hun...relax...your hat stand is still here...:D

Every pub guest is invited to come to the chat now. As special offer you´ll get a free cricket bat and me singing a song of your choice!:shock:

I am on duty here...will be in chat later later later...when close the pub here...

Thank, hun...:-P

Thanks i missed him!!hows the cellarman??

Bob: There you are, Mame. Your Special! *with fabulous smile*

:heart: :heart: Thank you so much, Bob! How was your travelling and the gigs? :heart:

Bob: Was great! Am leaving again for big gig in London and then NY. You won't see me for a while; rehearsals, etc. Maybe later at the show!
*Bob leaves quickly out of the door*

:heart: :heart: Zina, make this a double, please, :bunny: I've got to find out where those shows he's talking about are.

I do so enjoy watching people talking to themselves...

*Sits down, pours herself a stiff drink and watches the show as performed by Hayley and VRG*

:lurk:

:lmao:

Barkeep, break out the good whiskey!

*Toasts Patti - Here's to the future*

*Grabs Microphone*

YouTube Video

very nice chris!!:D A round of applause is in order

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Thank you, kind sir...it was a good song...



:( :hic: :shrug:

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Sigh...

First emus...now muscled freaks...argh...:(

where did you get that pic of me??:shock::angry:

:shock:
*waves madly to all in the pub*
Give me what ever u want.....appart from a slap or a kick in ass!

how about a *Punch*?
no
wait
that one is needed for carl?
A *kiss*?
or *something in the janitor´s closet*?:eyebrows:

:shock:
Bad rj!!

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...here's your coat, you've had too much already :shock:

but i dont want to go....:(
il be good...:twisted:

Thanks, Gerry for the help with unruly crowd...:D

Gerry...what we REALLY need here is your picture personally autographed...:cool:

That would make our pub even MORE popular!!!;)

she called me bad!:shock:
she´s definitely drunk tho.

You're in a pub...live with it!!!

im thowy........

That'll do me Gez :D

A little something to calm my nerves, please...

A little something for you...

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Thank you Zina...

You're quite welcome...

A big hug from me to you across the miles!!! :D

:twisted: *Pours self a coffee* :coffee:

It's been a long weekend.

I'll have a ham & cheese sarnie with beetroot & plum toms on the side

Glassa milk please ;)

Whatever you said above...you wish is our command...

Now...landlord!!! One coffee shower please!!!

I'm not too sure what I want, but I think it had better be a double, please.

I'll make it a triple if you get landlord to serve my order...still waiting here half asleep...

helllooooo anyone around?



BBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRR please

I´m hungry gimme the best you´ve got!

some (M)meat please..

weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

Rum please :D

ehy I already am waiting a whole day for my (M)meat
no I like a cold beer with it

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Alright...everybody is served...I gotsa run...

Call landlord if need more stuff...

Only for you babe :D ;)

Only for you hun :D ;)

TWICE :!: :!:

Hello? Anyone serving? I could use a cappuchino to wake me up today...

long time that i've seen this thread coming up...please one coffee:D

make that two coffee's;)

*Hypnobabe climbs over the bar, runs a sink full of hot soapy water and starts washing down the bar*

I'll be with you in a minute... Hope the landlord doesn't mind...

:shock:

Did he finally find me a replacement???

No no no! Just about to help myself....

Oh you do that...I've handed my resignation numerous times...

He just wouldn't accept it...:(

For now at least...:D

I just need some food......MUCH food........surprise me!

One extra large trifle sandwich, coming up...

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

can I have a beer please...

Oh god...I need a drink myself...

*Serves everybody...pours herself a large glass of vodka and scampers off to bed*

:twisted: Well looks like my annual holiday is over.

Back to the beer pumps :wink:

Very good song!
Liked it!

Eww!
:barf:!

I need a Sex On The Beach or a Malibu and Coke now !!!

:shock:

Sex On The Beach is a cocktail, it's scrummy!

Hit the road, Jack and don't you come here no more no more no more no more...can I have a drink please? I need one...

Mug of warm milk please. I can't sleep again :yawn:

Poor Jan...here you go...your warm milk and a packet of sleeping pills...hope you'll sleep soon...:D

Thank you :-) ooops! The dog ate the pills. Do you think she'll be ok? She sounds ok, her snoring is a little louder than usual but she seems fine... aarrrgghhhh!!!! the moggie knicked me milk. :angry:

Oh Jan...and I am about to close the shop...

Here...take more milk and pills...hopefully it will help...

Dog will be ok...just kick her if she snores too loud...

lol will do.

I think I went to bed before you and I am 5 hours behind...:shock:

Still got up at 6am, still walked to college (2.2miles away), still sat in Simultaneous Quadratic Equations (and got every tester correct), still walked home from college. It's 14:07 now and I STILL haven't been to bed. :coffee:

:shock:

Off with your head!!!

And off with you to bed!!!

ok ok... I'm going. :faint:

Quadruple scotch, please.

Today is a self-service day - help yourself!

No, no, NO.

The point of going to the pub is to have some company, some socialising... :-(

Alright...one company is away and the other company is at her day job...

How about we meet then a little later for a drink?

I thought the point of going to the pub was to get pissed

Obviously, THAT point is missed on some...:-P

and to try and take advantage of some drunken lush

:shock:

Give me a couple of hours and come back then...

;)

:twisted: I think the landlord should allow himself a pint of the house best :mrgreen:

And so he should...welcome back...

Mind sharing a drink?

Milk, tea, two sugars, and two dishes of water, one large, one small please :D

Hi, Jan...how are you, sweetheart?

Here's your order...how are your kitties?

I am afraid of cats...:(

Am well thank you :D Abbey (the dog) is fine, she never stops wagging her tail and Meat Loaf (the cat) is having great fun chasing Abbey's wagging tail. Don't worry, with a name like Meat Loaf he isn't going to bother bats. :D

Jan, good to know...

I am smiling to myself here...love dogs...but cats...you know...us mice and cats...are not exactly friends...

**hic** ............anyfn please :D

Cup of Horlicks please :yawn:

Why don't you have a proper drink already??? :shock:

*Hands Gez ANYTHING*

Can I have a drink please?

ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many moons!!!

Drink is on the house!!!

Ok I'll have a bottle of Moet please

:shock:

Ummm...good thing it's a virtual pub...you can even take Moet shower...

MMmm i like the sound of that!

Or you can take a Moet bath...mind if I join you??? ;)

beer please & onne for the bar person