Thank you, kind sir...here is your beer...and I don't mind one...

So...what's new and exciting?

By all means....

*Opens up faucets and starts filling up a tub full of champagne*....

*Ross start's drinking*

Any other man would have started with undressing...oh well...I'll drink too then...

Who said I was dressed in the first place?

:oops:

I am blind...blind as a bat...so...this is not the door handle I am holding????

:shock:

OMG --
beer please need it for shock

And I thought you were a little older and more mature than that...

Oh well...here is your beer...drink in good health...

hmm the shock of seeing ross naked better make that a double jack dan no ice

Double Jack Daniels straight coming up!!!

Yeah...was a shock to me too...:shock:

Good thing I am not wearing my glasses...

Where ARE my glasses???

look on top of your head

Can't...don't have eyes there...

What do you see on top of my head??? :shock:

your glasses

Well...are we gonna do something about it or are we just gonna stare at my glasses???

Sorry i dozed off for a bit there.... sorry if I traumitized you Chris

yep another beer please board in chat by myself?????

You can chat with me here...who needs a chat when you have such a charming barmaid???

with beer aswell

You can say THAT again...all the comforts of NOT home...

yep need a good moan as back to work tomorrow or could i get suspended

Ouch...that's what is good about this place...all the work is typing...

2 beers please

:cheers:

bottle of rivercrest california rose please & 2 glasses & if it takes the plesure of the barperson to join me for a drink & a chat need to chill

Sorry wasn't around...that purchase of tickets from fanfire took a LOT out of me...never have I seen such a terrible chaos!!!

Hey...I will be at Wembley as it appears now...will I have a pleasure to have a real drink with my virtual pub buddy?

Yayyyy!!!! I'll get to meet my buddy for real!! Champagne all round to celebrate!!! And a lemsip for me please, I feel grotty..... :(

Cup of tea, milk, two sugars please :)

You refering to moi???

We will talk before the concert...if I am going over there...I might stay there for a few days...so who knows?

Don't know what lemsip is but please have it on the house...

AND...will buy you a drink when I am there...god...I owe so many drinks...will go belly up...

No tea for people who are able to go to ML concert!!!

Champagne, Jan...champagne!!!

for me....NOTHING AT ALL

If I come.......will you buy me a drink too?:??:;)

Oh please come...I will buy you a dinner too!!!! :D

hmmmm....a dinner.......good a level results to build my future on


hard to decide.....

:))


I´ll try my BEST to find a way to come, I swear to God!

That would be great...although I do appreciate your difficulties...

Hey...have a virtual beer on the house, eh?

Of course I'm referring to you!!

And Lemsip is a cold rememdy, hot lemon with aspirin or paracetamol and caffeine... So thanks for the freebie, I'm feeling much better now...

Well, as soon as I show up there are plenty of other people here...hahahahahaha...

Were you not feeling well before??? :shock:

Hey...how about some brandy? Does wonders for all illnesses...

Got a succumbing to stress cold coming out, trying to stop it in it's tracks but not doing too well...

Not overly keen on brandy, think I'll stick to the hot lemon for the time being...

I never get colds because of stress...:shock:

But then again...I am as weird as they come...

Brandy is an acquired taste...and there are so many types...it's hard to tell what's what...but a very good...EXPENSIVE brandy...cognac, in fact...makes all the difference...the aroma of it...just holding a snifter and smelling it...gives you some extra special feeling...

AND...brandy has to be drunk in very small quantities...with tiny sips...

Not that I am a big conoseur...BUT...brandy/cognac is something Russian understands...

Perhaps I should be guided by you.... What would you recommend?

Do you have any Russian delis in your area? They carry sometimes Russian (not really Russian) liquors...

Armenian brandy is considered the best brandy of those parts...they will be able to recommend if you have some Russian/Polish store in the area...if not...I just might bring a bottle or two with me...

We also have fruit brandies...brandy aged with full fruit inside (peach, for example)...those are great for ladies who don't like strong liquors...

A pint of your finest falling down water please. I'm celebrating :yay:

Don't serve falling down water...only falling down drunk...

How's that??? Will that do?

There is a Russian (supposedly) bar in the nearest big town to me, about 10 miles away, but not a Russian Deli as far as I know.....

I'll try some of what you've got under the counter there for special customers....

Seeing how this is a virtual pub and there is no shortage of anything...everything is available to everybody...

But I do have to confer with the Landlord who, as it appears, went permanently AWOL...

Yup! That will do nicely thank you :D I'm going to Sheffield May 27th :bunny:

beer please

One beer coming up!!! and don't forget...at Wembley...YOU"RE buying!!! I've served you here enough times...

will be my plesure

Oh my god...I am getting so excited!!!

P.S. Not about drinks...about meeting everybody!

just hope i can get some desant? tkts in time

That is kinda of a problem...

*Pixie falls off the waggon at last*

Hey!!! Welcome!!! What's your poison???

Thanks! Brrr, one large hot toddy ta :-P

Cold, eh? It's this time of the year...

One large hot toddy coming up!!! :D

Tea, milk, two sugars please :)

Here is your tea, Jan...but now I have to run to REAL job...

See you later!!!

lol have a good day :D

That toddy was delicious thanks :lol: Now I shupposhe I shud get back to my job, too, if I can rrmember what it ish... :shock:

lol

It's Friday...no need to remember trivialities like that...

feeling the chill tonight need a large single malt please

Large Single malt and a huge blanket coming up!!!

cheers have one yourself

I did...and more than one...do you know how hard it is to type drunk??????

It isn't too easy with a hangover either!!!!!!!!!!! Large Jamesons please, need hair of the dog.

MICHAEL!!!!

You found the pub!!! :D

Here is your large Jameson...hair of the dog...sounds familiar...hmmm...where did I hear this before??? ;)

sssshhhhhhhhhh not so loud lol

ok

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and two bowls of water, one large, one small :D

NO weak teas today...only hard liquor...

Let's see...

For you...whiskey

For the dog...champagne

For the cat...GIN

Here you go...everybody is served!!!

ur splashing out 2day!

Hair of the dog, puhleese...

*Promptly shaves the dog and gives hair shavings to Heat*

How's that??? :D

*Splashes beer all over Ben*

I think I am doing Grrrrrreat today!!!

lol...medication run out?

I knew I forgot something this morning...:shock:

:lmao:

hmmm.... Horlicks please :yawn: :yawn: :zzz:

beer please or should that be a hot chocolate

Easy...first beer...THEN hot chocolate...

Yum, hot choc sounds great, but could I please have a marshmallow as well?

One hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows coming up!!! :D

Yumm, thanks, that was delicious :lol: What can I get you?

Oh I get everything on the house...somehow I got roped into being the only employee in this place...

:twisted: Sorry dear, help is at hand.

I've just been busy ever since RAH, and i've been trying to catch up ever since.

That bug I had during the week didn't help either :?

I can't understand why, but Bob wasn't in the cellar on the night of the concert either :shock:

Don't know where he ngot to that night :roll:

*Buys everyone a drink*

I'll have a lemonade please...

Everyone's week starting off ok?

[QUOTE=THE FLYING MOUSE
I can't understand why, but Bob wasn't in the cellar on the night of the concert either :shock:

Don't know where he ngot to that night :roll:[/QUOTE]

He was VERY VERY busy that night,:bunny: :up: :heart: as he will be this Thursday! :heart: :heart:

I could kill for some more wine.... anyone help please?

Some more wine??? Does it mean...you're not exactly sober anymore???

Well I had a nice Chianti last night (slurrrrrp) so I was nice and merry.

Strong Coffee please :D

Good for you!!! Have some more!!!

You're in luck...just made a fresh pot!!! :cool:

Weak tea, milk, two sugars, and two bowls of water, one large, one small please :D

one coffee for me too please:D

make mine a B + coke please!

Strong coffee...weak tea...some water...and unundentified drink...

All done!!!

NOW...wasn't THAT easy???

Mine's a cherry coke ta muchly...