enjoy the warm weather..the computer won't run away...lol..

go to school or stay home?

School.........you can eye the talent;)

Is school really the best days of your life:??:

Without a doubt - mine spent mostly at boarding school which I loved

Q: shall we or shan't we sell our juke box at Juke Box Madness Kempton Park on Sunday?

Sell it as long as you take your Meaty records out first!!!!

Whats the Chances of Rangers winning tonight??

Not as good as Chelseas (c'mon you blues)

I've just brought a renault vel satis, Have you ever seen another one?

No cant say i have!!!

Been invited out tommorow night.......really dont wanna go but dont want to be seen as anti-social or anything.....should i, say i'm ill? Tell that straight up i dont wanna go? Or grit my teeth and go??

Hmmm tough call, I know the feeling!!! Think you should grit your teeth and show your face then go!......

Why is it that our sea tide (in england) goes in and out due to the moon and gravity etc BUT abroad the tides always in??:??:

Renault Vel Satis, yes! I love it, although the Avantime is better.

The tide changes abroad according to the moon as well. Well all the countries I've been to it does.


Should I carry on with driving lessons, just so I can get a Renault?

Yes

Q. Should i point out that Keb has spelt SMART wrong?

hhaha yes......considering you just did!

Should i go to sleep now??

Yes.


When did I spell SMART wrong?

Since you spelt it R.E.N.A.U.L.T :lmao: (I'm assuming anyway)

What are you dressing up as for halloween?

A condom....just to keep me safe :shock:

Are there real witches and Gob (wait for it) lins??

A real D***H**D then



Yes there are - I live next to one







Why am I so Shy ?????????????

..cause you dont like GOBlins;) ;)

Are men really getting better cooks than the weaker sex??

Not if you're owt to go by :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:







Why is there not more hours in the day - running out of time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........maybe less for you girl:evil: :evil:

Why are females insulting and males dont lower themselves to return it??;)

Males start it, in all my experience it's always men that say "you can't do that your a girl" or "Women can't do that.." That's not really an answer. Men start it and women finish it, men know better than to carry it on.



Why do my cousin and uncle make it their goal to wind me up and when I've drawn the line, continue to run across it and not accept it when I react?

They're relatives, (different generations, maybe?) they can get away with that.........unless you start winding them up?!:D


Are they still filming the Harry Potter movies at Alnwick Castle, Durham Cathedral et al, or have they shifted it to another country where it's cheaper like they threatened to earlier? Only I went to Alnwick with parents and my brother's family of three boys on Friday and we were wondering about that.

Yeah:cool:

Why do silent *farts* smell worse:?

Just because.


Why do we always like the people who treat us like cr*p?!?!

Its the danger factor, no one even notices the nice peope. Well in my experience that is.


Why can't I think of a question to ask?

:retard: say no more

What was I saying there:??:

:twisted: You were saying......

What will you be doing Saturday night?

Down the County Arms, BBQ, Bonfire, Fireworks, Karaoke and Disco, looks like a cracking night, should go of with a bang:lol:

Why am I turning into an insominac?