mmmmmmm tea, great idea, puts kettle on

why do I have to go to France this week?

running low on duty free?

Am well stocked ... although there's always room for another bottle ... just need to be here on Thursday and I can't be!

so why Thursday?

I have my reasons ...

mmmmmmm, no, yes, or no, no, yes, mmmmmno, that's it no, keeps theory to himself (can tell I've not had a drink yet lol)

I just read Andy's sig instead of his post and wondered...now...why the heck this sounds so familiar...argh...beauty of posting from work...

Yeah you stop making sense when you sober up :lol:

It's a nasty thing that I know, so I try to reduce the number of times it happens!!!!

It's for the best really isn't it?

Gets bottle out, wanna glass?

:cheers: Never say no :))

Loan me 20 quid?

Happily ... have you seen and agreed to my terms and conditions?

Oh yeah, like I always abide by them lol

Can't do it unless you sign on the dotted line ...

Where is the dotted line??? :shock:

If a Meat song is rare how can you get an objective opinion on it if not many people have got it?

What makes a Meat song rare?

And is Meat and Stoney really rare???

Well it is a post your thoughts thread

I always considered Stoney and Meat Loaf to be rare, though I'm not sure why!

I tend to agree - mainly because although it may not be rare int erms of quantity, fewer people are aware of it.

It's always nice when your friends approve of your choice of ladyfriend.

Even if it is on the grounds she has a "good solid name" :~

apparently im gonna be haunted in my closet care of a chain letter on you tube.... unless i pass it on to 3 more people.. very interesting..

bin it!!!!

why bin it?? id love to see a ghost

3 more people? That's not too many...usually it's like 100 or something...

*Runs and hides*

don't worry, i'll file it under miscellanious

I remembered that you have e-mail address...and more than one...argh...

you remembered more than i did

I should really try to go asleep early...:?

And thank feck for that...

I'm knackered. Might even *gasp* have an early night :shock:

oh my is the ibis full already arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh my god :yikes:
That´s a real shock!!

?????

*Scooby-Doo voice*

ruh-roh!

:shock:

really chris?

I,m in Wembley tomorrow if you want me to source another close by

It's 3.17am and i still can't sleep!!

is it really that late?????? Then again I got the week off so what the hey lol

Feeling happy, somewhat concerned but going to go with the flow and see what happens

boy, did it happen

Have'nt slept much.... 2 hour's that's all....

same for me here 1,5 hours of sleeping.
But I don´t care because it was more than worth it to stay awake that long!

Back hurts, head hurts, foot hurts, elbow hurts ... that's four hurts which is very low frequency.

Well, it only hurts when I feel...so I guess you might say that I am in permanent pain...hahahahahahahaha...

Well done you!!! :yay:

WOW - Sky tv means I could watch American crime drama around the clock!!!

:shock:

But why would you want to?

Morning all

Afternoon :))

maybe for you lol, I really need to go to bed earlier

Well, it's still morning for me...so I'll take it...

All that hard work pays off at last! :))

Knew there was something else I needed to do yesterday, shopping, no food and I'm hungry

Burger King again?

not even I would do that two days on the trot..........KFC's a thought though lol

:lmao:

Fish and chips are the thing today apparently

I have a yearning for a bacon and egg sandwich

Fish and chips is LIFE...

knew I should have gone back to bed... I am so tired

:yay: :cheer: :yay:

Wiis are dangerous!
That's the second time in two weeks i've scratched my fingers while playing on the sports! It's when you're playing baseball or boxing when you use both hands that you catch yourself.

The human ear cannot detect frequencies that low

Haunted in your closet.... I didn't realise you were still IN the closet Jonty... :lmao:

And 'ere was I thinking a joke is a terrible ting to waste ...

:roll: oh dear :roll:

People are weird...

But you're a person. Hey-ho... ;)

I forgot to finish my thought...

And NONE are weirder than MOI...

Thinl i'll have an early night tonight.... still tired

Damn divvy internet connections!

Stuffed, love Chinese food!!!!

I can't figure out Monstro's leaps of thoughts...

How is egg and bacon sandwich Chinese food??? :shock:

Chinese take-away was closer than the supermarket!!!!!!

AND...you don't have too cook it...or even know what's in it...

I am with you on this one...

BT are a total shower of utter complete and total idiots!

and that's on a good day!!!!!

Didn't have to walk the dog tonight but I still need a cup of tea afterwards!

Do you always drink your coffee with tea???

I can be a right git sometimes!

Had the toughest day ever at work :yikes:


5 pieces of cake and/or apple pie per person :-P :cheer:

Yay for Ankie the cake maker :))

These thoughts are coming thick and fast tonight

:yay: Just been given a very nice post delivery by my neighbour who signed for it today for me :yay:

The people who live behind me have an unsecured wireless network.

I foresee hours of fun!!

Ummm...how do you mean...BEHIND you??? :shock:

That's bandwidth theft ... :whistle: *innocent look*

Once again proven fact...

Men are from Mars...and women are from Venus...

Or rather...women are the salt of the Earth...and men are here just for pollination purposes...and even THAT is becoming obsolete with modern technology...

I'm not stealing their internet connection. Merely plugged in my dongle and it found their network as well as my own (secure) one. If they choose to send their data over an unsecured, unrestricted network, they cannot sulk when someone sits with a passive connection observing!!

and what they dont know can't be sulked over!!!

bought the streets of fire soundtrack today, why didnt anybody tell me that Tonight is what it means to be young is THAT song???:faint::shock::))

Unless somoene told them :whistle:

where the hell did i put WTTN?

Find it!! :))

new series of CSI on five in five!!!!!

Time to find a new channel to watch then :))

heathen

say the man from the NE :lmao:

I bet I'd get the support of Admin!!!!!

as if that's anything to write home about :lmao: