Have you checked under the mattress for peas? they always make little princesses sleep on peas to keep them awake!!

Q. One of my mates is trying to set up a blind date for me - shoudl i risk it or just hide?

Yep, I met Roy on a blind date set up, and married 3 weeks later! True!!

Will I always be a princess Chris;)

Chris couldn't answer that after April ;) .......but YES!!

What would you do if you passed wind when you met Meat??

Take a gun and shoot myself...jump into the lake and drown...take a rope and hang myself...possibilities are endless.

How much are you willing to pay for the upcoming ML tour?

Cost is relative ... I'll pay what it takes to satisfy my hunger

Is there life after birth?

A. Yes, but only on the inside of sweaty socks and underpants.

Q. Will it ever stop raining around here so I can go out on my bike again?

No, the rain has been passed to the so called sunny south as it sneeds it so desperately so that the hosepipe bans can be lifted.

Shall I go out on my bike again in the sunshine later on? :))

NO... humph...

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Breakfast was a cup of coffee (I have my svelte athletic figure to maintain)

What are todays sweets?

Don't have any yet...

What do you fancy?

CC, Kylie, Patti, Amy Goff, Elaine Goff ... oh sorry you said what not who.

How about a Texan Bar?

I've never heard of them...

What is a Texan bar? Or are you talking about places to buy alcohol in the state of Texas?

Ahhh the youth of today, poor you never having heard of a Texan Bar! You just haven't lived!! http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/texan-bar-p-1139.html

Want one?

Please Please.:pray:

Wern't Texan bars just the best for pulling your fillings out!!??

Only being little I wouldn't know...

What was your favourite sweetie as a kid?

Whoppers :D

What was that fizzy stuff like crystals??

Either sherbet or pop rocks...

Do you clean your teeth before you go to bed at night?

Certainly do, it's amazing the shine you can get with Brasso!

What can you see out of the nearest window to you?

Right now I can see a fence and a water butt... if I turn round I can see my garden, 'cos I'm in the conservatory which is my office/therapy room.

Have you missed me since yesterday?

As always ... but my aim is improving.

Is Microsoft Help useful?

No, but Microsoft Use is helpful...

Why won't MSN let me sign in?

Because you've got your password wrong fourteen times in a row you've been denied access on the grounds of incompetence.

What's for lunch?

I'm planning a rather nice Greek salad, a cappuchino, and then about four bars of Cadbury's chocolate....

Do you want some?

Is it Dairy Milk or Fruit and Nut?

Do you deliver?

Dairy Milk, Fruit and Nut, Whole Nut, or Dairy Milk with crunchie pieces... not to mention 5 creme eggs and the chocolate egg I have left over from easter...

let me just get me bike out... should be with you in about 5 hours... lol

So was that a yes then?