That's a strange combo...are you not alone here by any chance? :shock:

yes the wines for a chat with the barperson when they have the time a break & joins me next to the roaring fire cause it's bloody cold outside

And which barperson might that be??? ;)

erm any that wish to join me

Alright...guess I'll take you up on that invitation?

come on over & pull up a chair

*pulls up a chair and sits down across from Chris*...

So...what's new and exciting, buddy...pour me some wine, please...think I might need it...

(pours wine)just recived phone call from virgin that my vinyl copy of bat lll is in ....cool

Cool...

I've got a flu...getting worse actually...feeling fever rising...not sure why I am here and not in bed...but it is what is for now...

should get lap top then you be here & in bed nice & warm recovering

it's cold here just had the kids to a soccer match my fingers were numb

I had a couple of laptops...they just don't last...

So...warm yourself by the fire...

I will be going now though...need to get to bed...

Good night...it was good chatting with you, my friend...

night night keep well

... on a steady diet of preservatives perhaps? :D

Breakfast anyone??

Oh yeah...breakfast sounds good right about now...although for you guys it's probably lunch at this time...

yeah could do with a good brekie just now with a big mug of tea

Breakfast? Now?

What would you like?

Mug of Horlicks please :yawn:

Here you go...with a good shot of brandy to fight your insomnia...:D

bacon,sausage,egg,mushrooms,tomatoe,beans,black pudding,hash browns,& fried bread

:shock:

Would it be for now or for a week???

*Swallows hard*...

now oh & don't forget the mug of tea

Alright...here you go...AND a HUGE mug of tea...steaming...

thanks just what the doctor ordered

Last orders for me, g'nite all

Good night, Michael...take care...

Could I please have popcorn with my rum and cola?

Can I please have some breakfast??? I am STARVING...

what would you like my dear

Let's see...

I would like...a few cuddles, a few smooches...a bear hug...

And oh yes...a HUGE mug of coffee...

((((()))))) & :boohoo: :boohoo: & (hug),:coffee: anything else

Large Jameson please, no ice, no water thanks

Large Jameson no ice coming up!!!

Hi, Michael!!! :heart:

2 x beers please

That would be one by one or both at the same time??? :shock:

both at the same time

:cheers:

Cheers, mate!!!

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and a very large bowl of water for the neighbours dog and it's thousand fleas. :evil:

Let's see...let me repeat this order...

Gin straight up, two pints of beer...packets of crisps and a kick up the neighbor's flea beaten dog butt...

Did I get that right???

:D

:cheers:

:twisted: You forgot a pint for your hubby dear :mrgreen:

Oh dear...

I haven't seen you come in...ummm...hun...you look already pretty pished to me...wanna beer...or..........................................:twisted:

:twisted: I'll have the "beer", then i'll have the "or" :wink:

Alright hun...

Can we have beer with "or"???? :shock:

beer please

:twisted: One beer on it's way :mrgreen:

Chris...what have you done to yourself???? :yikes:

I didn't even recognize you...:shock:

Can I have a cup of tea not too milky, no sugar.
Thanks

went nuts ??????????

no needed a change:panic: :panic:

Can't go nuts...I am nuts already...

But what a shock...

no i went nuts

also looks better on a tshirt

What t-shirt???

the shirt for next years tour worn by all the fans on this site if they ever get round to getting the prices sorted & the design done

EXACTLY...that was my point...what shirt...hahahahaha...

i'll have to fire up the thread again to see whats happening..

are you serving tonight or is hubby on duty need a fill up

:twisted: We're both in tonight :mrgreen:

Think I should get some Bat & Belfry merchandise run up :bleh:

excellent idea neil

& a round for the staff,beer for me thanks

:twisted: Great! Can I have a (baseball) Bat to belt some people around the Bellfry? :twisted:

Thanks...

pssst...by merchandise I think 'imself means that green jacket...if he offers it to you...say you already have one JUST like that...telling it to you as a friend...

Ummm...not tonight...tonight we live in peace and harmony...

:twisted: Ah, the magic words :mrgreen: :hic:

Yo, shop!!!! Anybody serving?

Are you kidding??? :shock:

:twisted: PARTY TIME!!!!:twisted:

:twisted: What you drinking tonight sir? :mrgreen:

Large whiskey, little bit of ice, bottle of diet coke please m8.........and one for yourself

*Has serious issues since she now realizes she is invisible*

:twisted: Cheers fella.

Fancy a burger to go with that? :mrgreen:

:shock: Psstt...you better charge him...enough of your buddies freeloading here...:evil:

:twisted: Who said that? :roll:


*stands by for a slap :lmao: *

just the alcohol please, been a long weekend lol

You're a good man, Neil...

***********SLAP************

:twisted: I'll just have to eat both burgers then :devil:

BTW, we put 3 burgers and 2 chickens on our burgers with 7 slices of bacon :mrgreen:

*Pages through the telephone book for a good divorce lawyer*

:twisted: OUCH :cry:

I love it when she gets dominant :wink: :p

*Looks at hubby with new interest*...

Hmmm...hmmm...

Taken under consideration, Master and Commander...

BTW, hotel & bar details posted tomorrow night when I get home and can scan in some details etc...............................same again please

:twisted: Make it a large one on the house for the reckie work :up: 8)

Excellent job, dude...:cheers:

:twisted: Can I cancel that order for a baseball bat?

Think I'd prefer a keyboard like that German kid on the other thread had. :D

I'd love a rum and coke right now, but have to drive soon, so can I have a lemon squash, please? :D

Jeez, you mean you actually SELL singles here?????

Virtual pub...can have whatever you want...

Here...rum, coke, lemon squash, vegemite and keyboard...all done!!!:D

We sell doubles too if you're good...;)

Hell...we give them away...

ok i'll have a double jd with ice

Coming up...and it looks like there is really something going on with t-shirts...so what does your handle mean now???

it's my work no -- quick & simple

yes we'll just have to wait for a bit for info about shirts

:twisted: The only singles we sell around here are the ones in the ML merchandise shop down the hall.

Pic discs are our specialty :mrgreen:

Psst...hun...you're not selling off our pron collection, are you? We might still you know...need it??? *cringes*

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

night all

:twisted: Not THOSE discs dear :bleh:

*Rockie waves goodbye from the table in the corner.

Night Chris...come again soon!!!

Same again please........keep em coming til i fall off the stool

Night, Rockie...come again!!!

Whew...*breathes out*...

If you fall off the stool in this pub you fall straight into the double bed...guv'nr invention...

just put the ice bucket on the bedside table then please lol

*Places ice bucket of JD on the bedside table*...

Here...full service...we live to serve...:D

:twisted: I got the idea off Sweeny Todd :mrgreen:

:yikes:

Oh NO...NOT that...:shock: