Yes, it's hard to stomach that your friend's cat is an alien...:lmao:

OK...I just realized what is missing...it's RJ...

I accuse Emma in the flat with the candlestick!

Did she eat him?

Cooked him over the candlestick and ate him???

Ok its a fair cop i confess!!

Surely it was Emma in the flat with the rat?

Thank you Dr Suess :lmao:

Could you PLEASE keep the noise down, I'm trying to sleep!!!!!!

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As was the rat right next to the sofa!!

If I were doing my Dr Seuss impression, it would have been Samcat in the flat with the rat!!

PMSL!!

And nobody noticed that Michael slowly went insane, and, in fact, now fancies himself to be a Marvin...:shock:

Shhh.... don't tell him, the men in white coats are on the way, we're trying to keep him calm until they get there...

And presumably Marvin would be the cat in the hat?

Absolutely not, Iwon't let them control me! :panic:

No, Marvin is going to chase the rat...

Michael is going to wear a hat (straight jacket) and live in a flat...

(with padded walls)

I sense a new thread coming... :lmao:

That's right Lucy, you tell them spiders...

Have you been watching Harry Potter by any chance?

That's another thing I won't let control me - Harry Bloody Potter! Not read a single book or seen any of the films

where's Renardo?

hates rats... (is probably scared of rats)

We should have a new thread where we all talk like Dr. Seuss...

Me neither but i thought i was the only one!!!

Absolutely not, I can't stand it....I perhaps could have started on the books but I was put off by how Harry looks, he looks like such a little :shit: that I just can't tolerate it. Went into WH Smiths last week to buy a book to read on the train and they had the Harry Potter books on sale, I looked at them for a few minutes but just couldn't do it so I bought something else!

Well done dont give in now!!