Why does a week off go quicker than a week at work?

Good morning!

I really don't feel well!!!

When I got my new varifocal glasses, I looked more weird than normal. They are massive, almost cover the entire top half of my face, was like walking around with a pair of tripple-glazed windows held up by my ears and balanced on my nose. :oops:

Oh dear, i appear to be dating someone the parents approve of. :?

Lovely day, quick blast on the bike then lunch at the "Ace" who do a wonderful steak and ale pie!!!

It IS a lovely day, that's surprising for a February over here.

Funny...it's lovely day here too across the pond...but they do talk snow later on...

Where I am in Blackpool, we normally get the weather after Ireland has finished with it. I'll ask my friend across the Irish Sea if they've got snow yet. :-)

Weekend Starts Here! :D

Housework's bad enough but when it's someone elses its awful!!!!!

I am trying to justify getting a cleaner in for a one bedroom split level apartment.

What's to justify, you'll be supporting economic growth within the local community!!!!!!!

i learnt something new, read the rear bat 3 cover... play it loud, and what a difference. a fine album from start to finish

Please remember where you put things so i can find them when i get back!!! But thanks for cleaning up!!

Trust me, you aint gonna find anything lol

Why do people insist on playing pool for drinks, I'm pissed and the locals dont like me lol

My locals!!!

Don't tell them you know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balls, going to have to hoover again tomorrow.

Useful hint for the night...............dont place your ashtray next to your knee on the sofa!!!!!!!!!!

you could always quit

DRINKING????????

ciggeretts

rotten habit

I agree...disgusting

ashtray breathe

Why is Samcat on here when it's 29 outside where she is?????????/

breath - delete the e in previous post

I'd deleted the E already lol

:shock:

Never get mad get pissed

I'm on here cos its midday and although i want a sun tan i dont want to be crispy!!

Fried cat lol (was gonna say pussy but thought better of it)

oh my my

a lovely warm pussy is great

I know, I know

Boys please behave!!

boys BOYS please men thank you

Otherwise it'll get like a Are You Being Served moment!!

being served or serviced?

I posted mine b4 Jonty, it just doesn't look like it!!!!!!!

Bloody hell, is Marvin always this demanding Emma???????????

and michaels a washing machine engineer now so he knows how to service things

And i went on the other thread and Knooby's saying "i'm free"!!!

Yes he's your cat!! Whats he after food or love?!!

Love, he's smudged my glasses and is pawing me!!!!!!!

Just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't open his mouth!!

I've also now experienced him pawing me awake for breakfast.............tho it was nearly eleven thirty lol

Has Sam woken you up yet?

no but she has jumped up for a cuddle!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh!! Thats my girl love the one youre with!!

love the one that's feeding you you mean, she'll still look at me as if I'm an axe murderer when you get back!!!!!!

Again thats my girl!! Never trust a man unless he got food!!

Serge walks in with Pizza lol

I've found these great biscuits they're like rich tea ones but they're oval so they're much easier to put in my mouth whole!!

Marvin found your English rich tea the other night, they were beyond saving so I'd bring some of them back if I was you lol

I wouldn't mind if he ate them but he just eats the wrapper!!

Yes he ate the wrapper but now he licks the biccy's as well

Lovely glad you told me that!! I hope its a new thing otherwise i've been eating "Marvin licked this" biscuits!!!

Make's them tasty, lets face it, rich tea could do with a bit of flavour

I dont even want to think about what flavour they would have after being licked by Marvin!!

Furr, sac and mouse lol

I dont feel very well now!!

If you cough up furr balls be worried lol

Why do I always want the impossible?

Same problem here...!

Good Morning!!

... it's the weekend once again... so what's my thought?.. once again... I'M SO FREAKIN' HAPPY IT'S THE WEEKEND BABEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... :cheer: ...

Picking Friend's up from airport. Went to Malaga and it rained the whole time.
Is it wrong to laugh?
At least i will have some cheap ciggies for a while.

... still the weekend... still happy as heck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... :lol: ...

Time for a coffee!!!

... :coffee: ... THERE ya goooo ... :D ...

*Gets out pouty lip*

Can I have one too please?

:D Thank's tink, i needed that to warm me up ... I'm freezing

sure luvvie ! ... here ya goooo ... :coffee: ... and you're welcome firefly... and i hear ya... i've bolstered meself up with TWO so far... as i'm off to deliver the papers... and brrr... it has indeed gotten a wee chillie out there... :shock: ... see yez later !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, focussing is tough

You had a good un then. lol

So good I wont be going home today!!!!!

Must have been good, i hope thats how i will feel tommorrow morning.

Trust me, no you dont lol. I now need a bacon and egg sandwich!

YOU'LL be in need a coffee then ! .. :lol: ...

Add mushrooms and i will join you, and brown sauce!

Sure can you have a strong one ready?

Now I'm really hungry.........need food

Hmmm... have you considered going to Specsavers?

i can make it so the SPOON stands up straight in the cup... you like... ;) ... lol...

<<<<Heads to the kitchen

Sounds erm Good, Thanks. lol

you're evah so welcome.. I REALLY HAVE TO GOOOOO... BYEEEE.... :lol: ...

Bye bye Tink... thanks for the coffee...

god I miss stotties

Yea i get a full english in a huge stottie next to where i work.
Ends up all over but it's worth it.

Ok, now I'm jealous, I love em!!!!!!

:lol:

feeling nearly human now

I'm all ready for tonight!!!

It took me eleven and a half hours to get home from Paris last night (four and a half of them spent travelling in the UK)... why don't I feel more tired?

You slept all the way?

:shock: :lmao:

Oh god, it´s going to be a long, exhausting but hopefully pretty good night...
Just wishing I have the power for that lol

:wtf:

And that's my thought for today...