Keb & Heli

Any of these any good for you


HOMEWORK EXCUSES!!!!!

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.

The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.

The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window.

I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

It is here it's just in invisible ink!

Satan told me not to do it!

I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.

My dad's pen ran out of ink.

My Mom ate my homework! :devil:

Love the posters FA. It makes your room much more personal.

Thanks for the list FA. My son could do with a few of those but I'm not gonna tell him. Last week he left his homework at afterschool club by a bin so it got thrown away.

I think I might derocate my room!

Congratulations Sharon!! Your cathing up to me now! heehee!! :wink:

Right I'm here now!!

Thanks for the excuses Sharon. I have a feeling I can make some of them work! heehee!!

So who want's breakfast??!

I love the decorations, in my room they won't let me I had to beg to be able to put a calendar up.
*gets up looks at watch and rushes to get ready and get to the Bat*
I'm late, I'm late.

They're good FA, my all time favourite is the dog ate it because it probably is true, my dog eats anything. Although I normally just use the I've left it at home and I'll bring it in tomorrow.

*Sits down and starts revising Physics*
I hate Physics, it is so boring.

hi everyone. Could I have some chips for lunch please

CHIPS 8O

Don't like chips

i'll have some macaroni cheese

I love chips with salt and vinegar. Yummy

*goes up to room and lies down on bed*

I'm whacked but I haven't got a clue why

Right, here are your Chippy's BD

And here's your yummy Macaroni and Cheese!!

Yum yum!!!

thanks for the chips they're really nice

Why do you keep doing this to me. You keep on mentioning food that I don't have in my house so I have to sit and revise while having cravings for them. Oh well
*hands FA a plate of Grandmas special macroni cheese*
*hands Black Dog a plate of chips along with b bottle of tomato ketchep and brown sauce*

I've just remembered we have some macroni cheese we brought it back from Barbados, you know the packet stuff, I'm off begging for some of that, tonight I'll go and get some chips. There I'm sorted.

sorry for keep mentioning food but it's our favourite subject

Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

I'm at a sleep over tomorrow night and i'm gonna be part of the crowd tomorrow and get drunk!!! (I think NOT)

I hate being apart of the crowd, but i'm gonna stay a little sober so i can keep my poorly friend company!

He's ill and on medication and i want to keep him company because he's the only one who really understands me!

cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

I love doing that!!

My fave one was that my friend ate cat food out of my other friends cat's bowl!!

She nearly did, but she was just smelling it.....crouched on the ground.....on all fours....:lmao:

not nice, someone from our school actually ate dog food. not enough water could make my mouth clean after that, that is disgusting. Did you know that cat and dog food is actually safe for humans to eat? Its just a question of would you really want to eat that.

I wouldn't eat it!
I ate a doggy biscuit once and that wasn't very nice!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck03.gif

your braver than me no way would I eat dog food. Not even if you paid me. My stomach would be tramatised

He he he :twisted:

Hi everyone!

Whaddaya mean I'm bright eyed a little more than usual?

eddie lookalike (danny) is out at mo...

*sings happily to herself*

I've eaten dog discuits before. They're just a bit dry that's all

Just decided my tiredness must be to do with too much posting