sure have :oops: :oops:

would you be angry if you found your partner was cheating, or power the camcorder??

Probably be angry.



Have you ever loved someone you could never have? (thinking real world here, not celebrities (unless you are mates with a celeb of course))

Yes ... or was it lust? Who can tell?

When did you last break the law?

Never - I'm a good boy me!!!
(actually about an hour ago i hit 32mph in a 30 zone!!)

What would you like for your lunch today?

I'd like medium rare fillet steak, chips, tomoatoes and mushrooms all to be served by CC ... (drifts off into dream land)

Were you borrowing someone else's car this morning then?

*shuns*


What are your plans for friday night?

Are you asking me out? :shock: No plans as yet ...

How come there are so many 4x4 vehicles in Wilmslow?

Chelsea tractor wannabees!!!

No, not asking you out. Just making polite conversation.
Can anyone else think of a question to ask as I can't?

Shame, I was already to get my best going out clothes on. I can think of loads to ask ...

If you had a dog what would you call it?

Deefer (think about it!! I am beggared if I ever get a pet Gnu)

Who was the last person you telephoned?

The elusive contract manager for our IT Support service, I'm not sure he exists as I think I'm having a relationship with his voicemail.

When did you last hand write a letter?

write :rly: :??: :??:

Are the stars just pinholes in the cushion of night??

They are not, they are the relections of the eye's of the great turtles that are carrying the other planets in the cosmos.

Should I have a coffee?

Definately after that one ;)

Does the old cliche of what goes around, actually come around :?

It does usually yes, or at least I beleive so. And I'm allowed to say yes here, because this isn't the thread where you're not allowed to.

If you could change one thing about your body, what woud it be?

my penis.....for a reduction!!

does body language really real??

It sure is ... I've lost count of the number of times people have told me to go away with body language.

What's your mobile phone ringtone?

Bat out of Hell

Whats your mobile Message tone?

It's a buzz ... have to have my phone on silent at work, when I'm not at work it's either Peter Kay saying "Everybody in it's spitting" or Yoda proclaiming that "A message from the dark side there be"


What's your favourite font in MS word?

Ariel

If you could date anyone in the world, (NOT including current partner, for the sake of saving your relationships!) who would it be?

CC :))

Who's going to win The Apprentice in your opinion?

Probably someone I've never heard of that I couldn't pick out of a lineup... I don't watch it...

Who's the most famous person you know, and what are they famous for?

Depends on what you class as "person you know". Friend (as in has been a friend in the past and still stops and hello and has a chat when we bump into each other) then it'd be Hugo Speer who was in the Full Monty who I went to school with. Other people I've met who'd say hi would include various members of the NLE and Noddy Holder.

Would you go on Big Brother?

I wouldn't personally, although I think I'd probably survive alright if forced to... My mate's mate has got through to stage two in the next lot of auditions, apparently...

What was your first car?

A Daihatsu Charade Turbo

What's your favourite smilie?