Why do some of the opportunities happen at the most inopportune moments?

If you find the answer to that one, please let me know first thing!

Plan meet window ...

Stupid old ******

Hey...I might be stupid but I am not....oh well...all correct...sorry, buddy...

we have ratings for the songs, have we a ratings for the videos thread?

Not seen one...

Cripes! That bath water was hot.

My god, Jonty with a good idea!!!!!!

Wonder who he bought it off? :lmao:

lol cynic

I hate snow!

:shock: Do you!!!! I love it.... snow ball fight's...yeh!!:lol:

It does make riding the motorbike interesting!!!!

Hello Michael!

Hey Ali

:wave: It is so cold!!

Now I know why God made Amazon.


Went to 3 local record/dvd stores yesterday, to buy a certain DVD, which came out one week ago. Store A had never heard of, Store B said it was sold out, Store C said it wasnt brought with the last delivery. :evil:

Curioser and curioser...

I'm making flapjacks...

Firefly, who's your signature a quote from? Whoever it is, they talk a lot of sense....

There aren't enough hours in a day!

That would be Mr Loaf from the 1999 VBO tourbook

Thanks Lucy!

Did you have to post THAT? And now I am hungry...and it's only 5 am here...and I can't sleep...AGAIN...

Sorry Zina... should I not tell you that they're out of the oven cooling and they smell yummy?
Should I save you some and bring them to Wembley?

thanks, now I´m hungry too ... lol

I've got more than 3 tv channels :)

yet still there'll be nothing on ...

It´s cold and I´m hungry :(

Here you go, have some flapjack...

Save some and bring to Wembley...spoken like a true friend...

How about making maybe something ummm...more fresh so to speak???

I am sure by that time I would crave some homemade food...

I am lying...I grew up in cafeterias and the only food I understand is NOT home cooked...

I bet a quote like that would make a good song!

Sounds like you have the same problem as us?

We have bezillion channels and nothing to watch...and every time I pay my cable bill, I scratch my head and say...WTF???

thank whoever for the internet

Amen...

Think it was George Bush who invented it...:roll:

good bless DVDs:))

Is it me or is TV getiing more stupid every day?


PS: currychicken still needs about 15 min till its ready....yummy

i'm hungry now

curry chicken needs still needs 6 mins :(

Tell you what, especially for you, I'll make some fresh ones... and if you're really lucky, I'll make my speciality extra rich chocolate fudge cake - contains a whole large bar of chocolate and half a pint of double cream, so a slice contains just about a whole day's calories...

STARVING now...

Curry chicken...mmmmmmmmmm...

Alright...time to get off my butt and go get ready for work...

Don't care about calories on vacation...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON!!!!

Claire...you're a REAL pal...:heart:

curry chicken ready in 1 minute :yay:

Everyone suddenly starts being nice to Claire ...

curry chicken is ready....
bye guys, off to lunch :))

Ha... told you I'd bring my own cake...

Borat is hilarious! :D

Man, THAT was a curry chicken.....:))

Like Lucy said.... Thank's Lucy:-)

If Claire bakes it saves me a job! :))

You don't think you can get away with it that easily do you? A precedent has now been set, you've proved your skill and also one can never have too much cake ... :))

Yeah ok, it's hard being this good... :lmao:

It's so cold here, even my big dog's laid across me shivering!!!

:twisted: How dare you call my mate a dog? :bicker:

See? i'll stick up for you Andy :p

LMAO!!!!

Well...how to respond to that whilst attempting to keep any dignity I have left in tact...!!!

:lmao:

And I'm sat here in the office in Cheshire thinking that Demps is a lucky pup! ;-)

I want to taste EVERYBODY's cake...god knows when I am gonna be there again...:roll:

Who are you kidding???

If my mate said that his mate is there...then his mate is there...

Unfortunately he really really isn't...

Drive safe!

and remember if you're driving home...don't forget to take your car

And I hope Lucy is driving where I think she is driving...:up:

New campaign of a local radiostation:
"Well play the top 100 of 20 years in 20 days - 1980 to 2000"

Now, are they so stupid or is it me?
ouch:doh:

Why does my mobile phone keep lighting up and there is no one phoning me?

Just when i thought I was over you.....

I booted bottom today!!!!!!

Feel better for it?

Oh yes, though my new boss must wonder what she's walked into!!!

Sounds like she backed into your size ten in a bike boot :lmao:

Only driving left to do today is to go to work tonight :(

You walking home then?

:(

But hey...at least you can look forward to baking that cake for me in May??? :mrgreen:

*Tries to pretend VERY hard that it will be any kind of consolation*

I want a new hat to COVER my new hair...

Yes Andy, I will be driving home...!!

Not long now though...

I can lend you a bin liner...

Aw no! I did the exact opposite when I got my hair done on my Birthday!! :lol:

You shaved your hair to show off your hat??? :( :shock:

lol strangely enough...no I didn't, I flounced around the house admiring it in mirrors :lmao:

... and the rest ... :))

Oh shut up!!

Hair or hat???

I am sorry but I am confused...

I am no longer a redhead and it's AWFUL...I need something to cover up this crow's nest on my head...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was showing off the hair, not the hat :up:

Have you changed the colour too then?!

I don't know but mine does that too...

My husband's ex wife is a stupid bitch who should have been drowned at birth - I just hope he sticks up for me when he gets home or I think I might have to leave because I just can't see any other way out of this shithole

My hands are so cold I can barely type

just noticed, that I´ve reached 4,000 posts!
Yay me! :yay:

It is freezing up here too! The car is losing water and over heating. How long is it untill spring arrives?

Weeks away yet ...

Think i will go and buy some thermals then.

Just throw another peasant on the fire.

Congrats...BTW...me and you joined at about the same time...:twisted:

Read 'em and weep...AND...learn from the best!!! :mrgreen:

That gauze stuff in my tooth still tastes disgusting...

I've just found Ally McBeal on TMF...

Didn't realise she'd gone missing.

Yes, but I bet your tongue just can't resist it?!!

The gauze dissolves ove time, apparently, and I end up with little bits floating around my mouth, tasting horrible....

I've been listening to you all day...and I came to a conclusion that you need a BIG STIFF..............................










































Drink...:twisted:

What did you think I was going to say, eh??? :shock:

As long as it's a virtual one... I'm teetotal at the moment 'cos of my skin...

I'll have it for you!

You know I love you...but...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That's twice you've made that offer in one night...

Make it a really big one and there'll be enough for you too...

You know...you better get well by May...otherwise I may never forgive you...