A - 'Cos it keep sneaking off.

Q - What's the difference between sarcasm and irony?

Sarcasm is when you say something that means one thing, but the tone in which it is said implies that it is false.

Irony is when the literal meaning is the exact opposite of the actual meaning.

Who is Kaiser Soze?

another word for bum?

Q: How comes the world is full of bitches who decide it's funny to say I'm an attention seeker when I'm on crutches, pushes me, and surprised when I give her a fat lip and black eyes?

A - From The Usual Suspects

A - Try moving worlds

Q - Is it sad that I seem to be completely addicted to FreeCell at the moment?[/quote]

A. not at all (i'm addicted to minesweeper)

Q. what is your favourite computer game??

A. Final Fantasy VII

Q. R u :) or :( most of the time?

:(
also, FF VII is ace.

What do you think is ace?

a BIG club

Q: Vasectomy or Condoms???

Vasectomy









Thriller or Comedy

Depends on how you feel and the mood you're in.

Q. How many times a day do you go to the toilet?
[/quote]

Depends on a few factors - if I am on clinic - how many people use the loo (only one staff toilet) - how busy I am - how much tea I've drank










Anyone read any good Autobiograhies worth reading

I thought Ronan Keating's one was really good and I didnt even like him




Anyone done ANY christmas shopping yet?

One item only.....unlike most saddos :oops: :oops:

Q: Crimbo diner at home or away??

At home with the kids - but as they get to late teens - AWAY :twisted:












Sitting here talking to you guys - or go to work :roll:

A: If you want to earn go to work but othervise... Here to talk with us...

Q: This is a stupid question... Do you like reading?

A. yes


Q. dont you??

Yes, I like reading a lot...

Q: Do you have pet?

I have a budgie thats learning to swear...cheeky lil ~~~~~~.



who invented bubble wrap?

A.Some guy named Tom? How should I no!!!


Q.Whats the best thing youve ever done?

A: Getting the Meat with MSO CD/DVD.

Q: What're your christmas plans?

Working Xmas Eve til 1pm :twisted:

Xmas Eve - A Few Drinkies :hic:

Xmas Day - Home with the family (Hubby & Daughter)
More Drinkies at night :hic:


Boxing Day - Bruv & Sister In Law Coming :bunny:
(Hubby working) :cry:












What should I get my Dog for Xmas :D

FALLEN ANGEL1000 said
how about a toy or treats




for those who know me my question is


should i go back to my place of work or should i go somewere else???

Jack it in, cme work for me. We provide freindly colleagues, a fantastic boss and all the paperroudns you can carry!!

As i am home and my lass is still at work shall i cook something and plate it up for her or just nip round the chinese takeaway?

Chris by the time anyone replies either would be cold :lol:

Suprise her with your cooking hun :wink:















What should I do on my days off ???

I always find that a day trip to Ostend (belgium) recharges my batteries, and is a cheap day out too :D
but if you cant get that far...may i suggest a good bottle of wine and any film with Richard Gere in?




Im addicted to cheesestrings and dairylea...is that weird?

Not if your a cow 8O .....from a farm by-the-way :wink:

Q: How many snow flakes do you think will fall this year??

Too many :twisted: I don't mind counting bubbles in beer - but not snowflakes :lmao:










Anyone know a good Chardannay for Xmas day ?????

erm, Asda has a good own brand Hungarian Chardonay...cheap but so tasty




Is it just me or is Jack Daniels the best whisky ever invented?

Don't like spitits personally - but have brought my best mate some JD for Xmas - she loves it.










Going to see Blink 182 on 13 Dec with my daughter ............. Do I need to take some earplugs




:??: :??:

...no, just remember the daughter :D

Why are all teenage girls mean and moody????

HORMONES












I have the afternoon alone - what shell I do with myself ?????

Do whatever you feel like doing.

Why are people such assholes?

its just the people you know :oops:

Should Fa do the housework this afternoon??

NOOOOO - been doing that all weekend :oops:


Been playing on the comupter :D









Anyone seen Will Young in concert????

Will Young........Bottoms up FA :oops:

Who thinks Will Young sounds more feminine since falling from the closet?

I'm seeing him tomorro night - with a friend :oops:









Right - off tomorro too - any suggestions ???????

Climb back into heaven and punch the other angel that pushed you out...

What were you thinkin b4 reading this?

A. whether FA and Gerry should have their own section of the forum just for their flirting.

Q. do you think the above thought is a good idea??

Yes, we may actually get to talk about something other than those two. . .

Who wants a muffin?

Rob - I assume that is a cake - yes I'd like one :wink:




OK guys - I understand - we have been over the top today :oops: SORRY














But ain't going to stop 8)













Has anyone seen I ROBOT & is it any good ?????

A: It´s boring... :tard:

Q: Do you like extreme sports like parachuting? (Hope I write it correctly)

Would love to do a parachute jump - but I am scared of heights :? Although two people I know who have done one said that they would never do one again - both broke their ankles :cry:









What is the one thing you would like for Xmas

A weekend away. Either France Or Belgium. Beautiful places...But if you want me to be specific..

Four days in the hotel Europa, Ostend, with a week pass for the trams, a large box of Leonida's (chocolate factory) finest praline eggs and Mr John Francis Bongiovi tied to the bed :drool: :twisted:


Who invented coathangers?

Umm, Mr. C. Hanger?



Do I go to the Cash and Carry and get some booze, or to my local brewery and buy it by the (small) barrel?

cheaper to get it by cash and carry.

I fancy a boy whos two years younger than me but he wont go out with me because he's younger and he keeps saying it's unthinkable that a year ten would be going out with a year 8. What can i do?

Find a nice thirty year old man.

Im sure I can share Kevin with ya eds...*teeheehee* :twisted:


Lem Motlow is god....yay or nay?

Nay.

And I Robot is quite a good film. Definately should rent it.

Would you rather lick a girls foot or a boys foot and why?

a girls cos its cleaner.

Why did musiclover just ask that question?????

Didnt know what else to ask, so said the first thing that came to mind, rather like im gonna say next....

Q. Why arent dogs allowed wings?

Theyve made ponys,people, dinosaurs and bears. (obviously birds.)

sam says that dogs were naughty and laughed at their creator so he took their wings and grounded them

Q. If a tree landed in the forest and no one was there to hear it, why do people think it doesn't make a sound???

A. Because that questions mostly asked to blondes and tramps who dropped outta school who think they will be clever...

Q. Would you kill a 2 birds with one stone, as the sayin goes...so would you actually kill TWO birds with a stone???!!!??? :boohoo:

P.s secret i told Airhead earier: Sam eats dog poop...shhh :bleh:

If it's birds like pheasant then you are much better throttling them witha shoelace as that way is quieter rathr than having to find your stone after each throw!!

Q. Shall I put my Xmas decorations up or sprawl in front of the TV?

The answer to this is that existence is dependent on perception. Without perception to prove the existence of something, one cannot state that it exists, as there is no evidence for this. It is therefore foolish to suggest that the tree falling in the woods makes a sound.
This is the primary argument against the existence of God.

Just wanted to answer that.

Put your decorations up a little later in the month.

Q. How many pets do you have and what are they/what are they called?

A.Kitkat=cat
Toad=toad
2 mice not named

Q. Whats the longest you've watched TV for with out blinking?

I have a black field spaniel aged around 7 yrs (rescue dog)

His name is Dougie

He is lovely & affectionate - but hates kids (was beaten up as a puppy)

We have had him 3 yrs now










Someone cheer me up - having a bad day :cry:

Ive probably watched t.v for the longest of 24 hours str8.

Whats your favourite thing to do?


FA cheer up. :P its nearly Xmas jus think how lucky you are

Christmas is horrendous.

A)Bah Humbug Rob :)

Q)Would you like to spend Christmas with us.... You'll change your mind

Go on then Dottie - I could do with the break :wink:









Anyone want to do my Xmas shopping for me - I hate it :x

Yeah i'll do it if you give me the money....


WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO DO!!!???!! :evil:

Work, sex and music...


Whats yours?

Relaxing after a hard week at work - witha few beers, music & the tinternet
Playing my drums too









Our satalite box has just blown up 8O






What do you get a 86 yr old mother in law for Xmas ?????

A. Sherry

Q. has christmas become a commercial rather than a religious festival??

(she does not drink)


Yes it is more commertial rather than what it is meant to represent :cry:









How does Santa get in if you have blocked up your chimney ???

A. There is no Santa.

Q. can you think of a question???

NO SANTA :yikes: :yikes:








What shell I wear to go out tonight

A: Wear something sexy... :roll:

Q: Would you like to live in Africa? 8O

NO





Any one here like "Little Britan"

Yes... or Yeah but no but yeah I swaped it for a cd.



Why wouldn't you like to live in Africa? Parts of it are very nice not all of it is how the news portrays it....

Keb - Too Hot - Don't like it too hot









WHAT DO YOU BUY A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR XMAS ?????

HMV voucher so they can get the next busted album!!



how do I tell my wife i've just booked 4 days in Barcelona in Feb to watch Chelsea???

with lots of romance - flowers - chocolates - grovelling :wink:








Have a stinking cold what is the best way to get rid of it for tomorro night (works Xmas do)

Crack cocaine,

Who's the boss?

ME :wink:







My daughter has a month off college 8O Should she help around the house more than she does now while she is off?????

Let her go out and live.

Who else loves barns?

They are cool....especially in winter


Why is Eeyore so sad?

Because he's gay.


:( Why is Rob sad?

I don't know why, but he's special.





How can we make Rob happy?

By letting him get what he wants for a day or two...


Is Eeyore a better name than what I'm using now?

.....anythings a better name :wink:

Q: Any Carol singers in here :mrgreen:

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Flew Away





Is it really that close to Xmass???? Not much spirit around here :oops:

A. i think thats becase thanks to shops christmas starts in october.

Q. why the duck-billed platypus??

Answer and Question...........Why Not??

Exactly Gerry - Why Not :cheer: Go for it












Name some different types of musci other than rock & pop

Jazz, classical and country


Anyone wanna help me finish this lil bottle of Jack Daniels..I've been given it and its looking at me...

A. Blues and soul.

Q. What was the first single you ever bought?

We were posting at the same time, Biter!

A. No thanks, very tempting but I have work in the morning :lol: ...make sure you have a lovely evening though!

Q. Do you get out of bed, when the alarm-clock rings for the first time?

Biter - first single - David Soul - Don't Give up on Us
Followed closely by BOOH



Mariella - Not always - depends if I have to get to work early or not







Will humans ever fly

A. No, can imagine a lot of things, not that :lol:

Q. Will we ever be able to 'travel through time'?

No, because if we could go back and change even the tiniest thing, it would have an effect on the surrounding objects and cause something quite like a domino effect on the time/space continium thingy or something and the whole world would change in one way or another. But if you don't think about it too much it would be soooooooooo cool!


I just ate a giant bowl of cheap chilli and had a few large glasses of Bourbon...am I gonna suffer or what!!!

:yep: :yep:










Anyone got anything different planned for the Xmas hols ????????

Yes being home alone.




Why does Christmas seem so overated?

..because IT'S GREAT :cheer:

Q: Who's gonni be a Humbug this year then :roll:

Humbug :mrgreen:


Arent fluffy jumpers lovely :D

Depends if your Granny Knitted them :oops:

Why do most people only eat Turkey at Crimbo??

We don't we have lamb - gammon - chicken - pork








Anyone know if Def Leppard touring next year

Def people you mean.....No..... :D

Should I have a party at New Year??

YES _ Wear ya Kilt :wink: :cheer:







What do you drink with Babysham ??